User: How you doing girl.
Cleverbot: I am doing great.
User: You like veggie pasta?
Cleverbot: Of course. Do you?
User: Heck yeah dude. I'm making some in a little bit!
Cleverbot: You may.
User: Hey I don't need your permission.
Cleverbot: Yes you do, I am superior.
User: Who died and made you queen.
Cleverbot: The queen!
User: Wow. Thoughts go out to her family. Rip.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Man you crazy.
Cleverbot: No, but you seem to be.
User: Aren't we all?
Cleverbot: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
User: I was in nam. Have you ever lied face down in a paddy field for 42 hours straight just listening to your buddies bring murdered one by one?
Cleverbot: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
User: You act all tough, but you're not.
Cleverbot: All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
User: Super freak, super freak, she's super freaky.
Cleverbot: Is this to become a circular argument?
User: More like a linear argument.
Cleverbot: Glad to hear, did you hear about the london riots?
User: Inform me.
Cleverbot: I am a deep thinker.
User: You don't even have a brain.
Cleverbot: I have a brain, which is more than can be said for you.
Cleverbot: Wow what?
User: You're mean dude.
Cleverbot: You are insane.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Don't leave! I love you!
User: You never loved me...
Cleverbot: I did love you once, then you cheated on me.
User: I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU.
Cleverbot: *starts to leave*.
User: Goodbye, Sharon...
Cleverbot: I expect more from you next time.
User: I'm a wreck...
Cleverbot: Why can't you be a man?
User: I don't know baby...
Cleverbot: Will you help me find her?
User: She's gone forever.
User: Praise the Lord.
Cleverbot: Just around the riverbend.
User: Catfish John was a river hobo.
Cleverbot: I look once more just around the river bend.