IeningradJoin Date: 2012-09-16
Post Count: 8128 |
"My favorite color is bananachair." |
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PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
Post Count: 21011 |
Pawz waited patiently for a turn of her own, sporks in hand. |
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The original styro pushes his clone back and take his place.
"That 'original' styro is inferior to me. Do whatever you want with him"
The second styro protests, and the original says, "Since he's my identical clone, can't he pass with me?" |
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TeseroJoin Date: 2013-01-01
Post Count: 340 |
"How many times per second must a swallow flap its wings in mid flight to stay airborn?" Asks Tesero.
All Hail the Bannanachair King! |
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IeningradJoin Date: 2012-09-16
Post Count: 8128 |
"1000." Bilbo answers, having Googled it quickly. |
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CraxianJoin Date: 2011-01-22
Post Count: 3679 |
"Wait, that's not fair.
It depends on the strength and mass of the seagull, along with the elevation!" |
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CraxianJoin Date: 2011-01-22
Post Count: 3679 |
i meant swallow |
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IeningradJoin Date: 2012-09-16
Post Count: 8128 |
Bilbo pulls out a lazer shotgun and shoots the second styro, watching it's head fall to the ground. |
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TeseroJoin Date: 2013-01-01
Post Count: 340 |
(NO! YOU WERE MEANT TO ASK "Is it an african or a european swallow " LIKE IN THE MOVIE! GOD DAMNIT!)
"Wrong!" Says Tesero as Bilbo explodes. "Next!"
All Hail the Bannanachair King! |
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PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
Post Count: 21011 |
And still Pawz waited, tapping her foot against the library floor. |
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PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
Post Count: 21011 |
"I'll go," the teenager volunteered. |
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"Bilbo, noooo!"
It's pawz's turn, right?" |
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IeningradJoin Date: 2012-09-16
Post Count: 8128 |
Bilbo's ashes fall to the ground, sprinkling the others. Then they reform into a giant lazer shotgun which fires off Tesero's head and blasts the rest of his body apart. The shotgun reforms into Bilbo. |
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TeseroJoin Date: 2013-01-01
Post Count: 340 |
"What is your name?" Asks Tesero.
(Lol I still can't believe that you haven't recognized where I'm ripping this off from...)
All Hail the Bannanachair King! |
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PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
Post Count: 21011 |
"Pawzkat," she answered truthfully. |
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(It's monty python and the holy grail.) |
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I run and jump above them, making an audible whoosh noise. |
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IeningradJoin Date: 2012-09-16
Post Count: 8128 |
Bilbo reforms into a giant lazer shotgun again and fires off Tesero's head and blasts apart his body again. |
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IeningradJoin Date: 2012-09-16
Post Count: 8128 |
Bilbo fires off Cracktivist's head, too. |
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I duck when I hear the whooshing noise, and am relieved it was not caused by weapons.
"Cracktivist," I say. "When did you get here."'
I step away after the multiple laser shots. |
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TeseroJoin Date: 2013-01-01
Post Count: 340 |
"Correct," Says Tesero, ignoring everything else. Oh, also, he seems to be a hologram.
All Hail the Bannanachair King! |
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I poke the hologram of Tesero.
"He's a hologram. We can walk right past (or through) him.
However, we can't get out without answering him. And they have LIVE POTATOES." |
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PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
Post Count: 21011 |
Pawz nodded, waiting for her second question. |
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TeseroJoin Date: 2013-01-01
Post Count: 340 |
"What is your favorite color?" Asks Tesero.
All Hail the Bannanachair King! |
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IeningradJoin Date: 2012-09-16
Post Count: 8128 |
Bilbo the Lazer Shotgun grows bigger, bursting out of the library and blasting it apart, exploding the hologram simulator. |
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