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#138089473Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:42 AM GMT

SO! As you all very well may know! The GREATEST ISL TEAM OF ALL TIME! is now 8-1. And you see ladies and gentlemen, I am responsible for that ONE in eight and one! ..or am I? *DUN DUN DUNNN* YOU SEE! I used to dub myself as the best GK in the ISL! Hey, confidence can never do you in can it? Exactly! I mean, six or so goals allowed in the season is a pretty good track record I suppose! I mean in the four games I played, didn't rack up many saves though! SCREWWW me for playing up right? WRONG! I was simply just playing and adapting to the playstyle of Deathrange07! (Or as some may refer to him "The greatest ISL player of all time!") Who is known to crush teams like twigs! Knock over mountains! Feed the hungry and save Africa all with his keyboard warrior toughness! (About now is when the SF freaks out, says TLDR, and then proceeds to insult me as a teammate as well) WELL! That's where i'll agree! I'm a terrible teammate! I have a horrible attitude! I mean, ta-da? Welcome to 2010 babes. BUT. OHHH BUT, Deathrange is so nice! and so not ragey! right? ..right? WRONG AGAIN! See, death is your BFF until you lose, and I've experience that a NUMBER of times! And that raaang true in the ISL championship tonight (By the way, one game final? wow jim) This savior, this GOD of the ISL, this DARLING CHILD that is so unearthly immune to losing, LOST! The GREATEST ISL player of all time couldn't score more than three goals! Three! BUT DEAD ITS UR FAULT U LET IN SIX! So I did! I also saved nine shots in the second half! I was also told how to play my position! I was also told by mr.deathrange himself that I was the reason for the cataclysmic demise of Ottawa in the championship game! Six.Goals.Allows. In no world ever is that a bad game, except for the dreadful teammate that is Deathrange's world. Death could suck, he could blow (he did suck in the championship game) but a measly six goals allowed is the reason Ottawa lost. Yeah, Six goals is the reason you're gonna lose when you suck air and manage to only score three. Get off your high horse Death, be a decent teammate for ONCE. Tiny misplayed ONE ball and you got mad at him in TC, the only time you ever type in game isn't to congratulate a teammate, it's to berate one! Step back, think about who realllyyy cost Ottawa this game. *insert whining about how dead took time to write this, yada-yada-yada*
#138089701Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:44 AM GMT

Death can be a bad teammate sometimes not even gonna lie, but any teammate could get mad at you after that performance. One goal it was so slow and you jumped over it,
#138089745Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:45 AM GMT

get the popcorn ready and lots of butter
#138089764Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:45 AM GMT

this post is truth
#138089845Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:46 AM GMT

Spicy that was a camera glitch
#138090035Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:47 AM GMT

moldy, no wonder you're a crap gk. It's hard to GK with the small nets, which is why I also had a bad game at the start.
#138090225Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:49 AM GMT

WE ARE THE ONE. IN EIGHT. AND ONE. (Paul Heyman Reference)
#138094182Wednesday, June 25, 2014 3:28 AM GMT

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#138094330Wednesday, June 25, 2014 3:30 AM GMT

i agree death is jerk ban 4 life fine him 2 million and he cant own clippers anymore get rid of this moron
#138153859Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:07 PM GMT

LOL "Crap GK" >Second person to get a shutout< Just because I don't play GK like a mid doesn't mean I'm crap. I'm a way better gk then you are
#138153952Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:08 PM GMT

You cost Washington the game vs Ottawa.
#138154080Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:09 PM GMT

Did I? Because we were down 5-2 with 3 minutes left, and I tried to help score some goals? Get over Urself
#138154118Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:09 PM GMT

i agree death is jerk ban 4 life fine him 2 million and he cant own clippers anymore get rid of this moron ╔╗──╔╦══╦╗╔═╦══╦═╗─╔╦═══╦═══╦═══╦═══╦═╗─╔╦═══╦═══╦═══╗ ║╚╗╔╝╠╣╠╣║║╔╩╣╠╣║╚╗║║╔═╗║╔═╗║╔══╣╔═╗║║╚╗║║╔═╗║╔═╗║╔═╗║ ╚╗║║╔╝║║║╚╝╝─║║║╔╗╚╝║║─╚╣╚══╣╚══╣║─║║╔╗╚╝╠╝╔╝║╚═╝╠╝╔╝║ ─║╚╝║─║║║╔╗║─║║║║╚╗║║║╔═╬══╗║╔══╣╚═╝║║╚╗║╠╗╚╗╠══╗║─║╔╝ ─╚╗╔╝╔╣╠╣║║╚╦╣╠╣║─║║║╚╩═║╚═╝║║──║╔═╗║║─║║║╚═╝╠══╝║─║║ ──╚╝─╚══╩╝╚═╩══╩╝─╚═╩═══╩═══╩╝──╚╝─╚╩╝─╚═╩═══╩═══╝─╚╝
#138154187Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:09 PM GMT

Shocking and toy are 2 of the best in the league and are perfectly capable of scoring goals. You coming up too much caused Washington to get smashed.
#138154218Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:10 PM GMT

Get out with the EBL attitude please. Only a few people play gk like it's supposed to be played.
#138154362Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:10 PM GMT

It was the our last game, and we were down. Of course I'm going to try and give the offense a boost to score some goals.
#138154382Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:11 PM GMT

LMAO. alright. I guess I win. :)
#138154480Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:11 PM GMT

No you sound like a idiot. I saw the goals you let in. You pulled too so gtfo with ur hypocritical arse
#138154921Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:14 PM GMT

I didn't pull all the way up like you did. And hey, I'm still an allstar, and I've been out of form for the past 2 games, and have still pulled through.
#138155027Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:15 PM GMT

All stars are overrated.
#138155272Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:17 PM GMT

And just remember, this was my first season ever playing GK. First time I tried, I went 9/10. I'm inexperienced in that position.
#138155423Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:18 PM GMT

First time I joined ISL I got a shutout against one of the best players in the league NMS.
#138155533Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:19 PM GMT

SHUT UP HOLY CRAP i need popcorn, ill be back in 3 minutes ╔╗──╔╦══╦╗╔═╦══╦═╗─╔╦═══╦═══╦═══╦═══╦═╗─╔╦═══╦═══╦═══╗ ║╚╗╔╝╠╣╠╣║║╔╩╣╠╣║╚╗║║╔═╗║╔═╗║╔══╣╔═╗║║╚╗║║╔═╗║╔═╗║╔═╗║ ╚╗║║╔╝║║║╚╝╝─║║║╔╗╚╝║║─╚╣╚══╣╚══╣║─║║╔╗╚╝╠╝╔╝║╚═╝╠╝╔╝║ ─║╚╝║─║║║╔╗║─║║║║╚╗║║║╔═╬══╗║╔══╣╚═╝║║╚╗║╠╗╚╗╠══╗║─║╔╝ ─╚╗╔╝╔╣╠╣║║╚╦╣╠╣║─║║║╚╩═║╚═╝║║──║╔═╗║║─║║║╚═╝╠══╝║─║║ ──╚╝─╚══╩╝╚═╩══╩╝─╚═╩═══╩═══╩╝──╚╝─╚╩╝─╚═╩═══╩═══╝─╚╝
#138156490Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:26 PM GMT

Every single gk besides me sux. Why you ask? I got a CS going 2/2, playing down 2v3 for a half, and practically playing MID all game. I don't understand why you guys let up so many every game! I mean really, all of you sux and are below me when I can step in with 0 practice and do this stuff easily! Lol!!!
#138156597Wednesday, June 25, 2014 7:27 PM GMT

Did squik take Tiny's account!

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