mew903Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 22071 |
The problem with basketball is that theres only a basket and a ball theres rarely and players and i mean you cant punt a baseball into a basketball goal or youll get called out on it and have to go into the pentalty box and what about the goalies in all the sports i watch theres at least 7 active goalies for each team at all times and they do very excelent and the ones in basketball dont do anything and this is the problem i have with basketball goodbye |
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SnythiaJoin Date: 2010-01-14 Post Count: 184 |
what even |
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mew903Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 22071 |
Well actually i might stay to talk about baseball because baseball its all excitement theres no statistics like nascar which is a very good sport because you get to watch the cars go around and write their times on your piece of paper unlike baseball were you dont get paper OR a pencil to write the scores down and theres absolutely no way to keep track of the scores because they dont have a leaderboard which in my opinion needs to be a vital part of a "ball" game which very few "ball" games have score/leader boards and i believe a lot of them should. |
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what
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mew903Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 22071 |
Now football on the other hand is a oxymorone becasue you never use your foot and i can say from personal experience because i played professional football for 9 years for the NEW YORK YANKEES™ and i never once used my feet not even for running mainly because my feet were lost in the robloxian war of 2011 so i do not even consider it "foot" ball for i used my torso and a wheel of chairs which proved very effective with the game and i made many scores in the football net and i won our team mvp for state and everyone threw us a huge party. |
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mew903Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 22071 |
Now on hockey I played hockey for many years in my career as a soccer player and everytime someone bumped into me my brain bled pretty badly and my helmet cracked a few times under the force of the soccer puck; which is a very heavy metal alloy. I played for the Alaskan Heat™ and the team was really bad because lebron james always refused to put on his futbol gear which irritated both me and the coach which ended up me becoming the team manager and i fired him for doing so and that is when he joined the New York Nicks™ shuffleboard team to eventually become the college MVP. |
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Camboo6Join Date: 2011-02-04 Post Count: 20651 |
im confused what is this lol |
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my iq is now -129372945
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what the hell did i just read |
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Camboo6Join Date: 2011-02-04 Post Count: 20651 |
it was a troll but still same vik |
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aews5Join Date: 2009-01-09 Post Count: 6092 |
GO MEW GO
~ R$400/R$50,000 ~ |
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tgross25Join Date: 2009-10-26 Post Count: 37268 |
LMAO |
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mew903Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 22071 |
Now I have been a fan of the heat for many years but i feel their defense could be better because when our team one versus oned them in the state national finals series we beat them 100-nothing which caused a giant dispute between me and the team manager for their team and their equipment manager for their team because all of their equipment failed during the game so they were forced to forfeit so none of the players would get injured however I am a fan of the heat and I feel as if even though their defense could be better they are still a very good team for soccer |
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Camboo6Join Date: 2011-02-04 Post Count: 20651 |
I was laughing so hard after the last post that i started choking. |
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mew903Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 22071 |
Now that is basically my legacy for playing sports because I feel like i need to share this with you all in case i accidentally go away for a long time due to a lot of head injuries and torso and arm and I have no legs so no leg injuries and my legs are lost in a abyss somewhere because I was in the war like most sports players and next year I will be retireing from basketball football soccer shuffleboard curling and football even though I do not like basketball and I enjoy soccer however my time has come and Lebron James and Shaqueel Oneel will take my place in every sport I played so thank you all for reading I hope you enjoyed my saga okay goodbye sports fans thank you for listening |
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i dont see why no one realized these problems before
thank you for telling these problems to us mew |
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mew903Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 22071 |
Sean you are very welcome I felt as if these issues needed to be presented into the forums and community of sportsfans everywhere because roblox reaches more than to just roblox it reaches to the world and god and hearts of jesus everywhere godbless and amen |
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zsjzJoin Date: 2009-08-16 Post Count: 10002 |
i cried |
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mew903Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 22071 |
Now in my career I always found John Madden to be the most inspiring of sports casters and news personalities not only because he sponsors hockey and futbol but also because he loves football and always has the most inspiring quotes and for example here is my favorite quote although i can poke holes in it
"In order for this team to win the game, the quarterback has to throw the ball."
Now as you can see this is not 100% true because I once won a football game by driving my mothers car onto the field and taking the ball right out of the throwers hands and then he became a loss to his team which costed them the game and gave us the goal and the goalie was clearly upset however the defensive offensively backward man became the calmer downer for the goalie which made him happy and then he invited us all out for grape soda |
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this guy owns roblox gym lol |
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mew903Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 22071 |
On that same note I realize many of the roblox sports teams train at the roblox gym however not all teams train there and a lot of the soccer players find the boxing arena useful for when they have to tackle in the sport on the field in the game and then the goalie calls the pentalty and they have to be sent to the punishment box which im sure we have all shared our day in there twice or thrice but sometimes my grandma comes up and bakes me cookies if I'm still there after 4 am and im surpirsed she stays up that late however I think it's a good thing she is still active and I love her a lot but not as much as I love John Madden |
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mew903Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 22071 |
In my eyes John Madden is like a true father to me because at the age of 74 my father ran out on our family and then when he came back he brought John Madden and now he is my true father and I have had my D N A replaced to resemble his so I am slowly day-by-day turning into John Madden |
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Camboo6Join Date: 2011-02-04 Post Count: 20651 |
"Now as you can see this is not 100% true because I once won a football game by driving my mothers car onto the field and taking the ball right out of the throwers hands and then he became a loss to his team which costed them the game and gave us the goal and the goalie was clearly upset however the defensive offensively backward man became the calmer downer for the goalie which made him happy and then he invited us all out for grape soda"
Yes sir all of this is gold but this long sentence is pure gold. |
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