papalouiesfansfan
#145610411Sunday, September 07, 2014 11:56 PM GMT

You suicide by cutting yourself with a knife. Before you die, you realize that it wasn't Sonic.exe. You get cursed and then find yourself in India! You find Sonic.exe, and he doesn't look happy. This time, suiciding only curses you even more. What do you do? A: Suicide (NOT RECOMMENDED) B: Run away C: Fight Sonic.exe D: Calm down
rellycoolistkirby
#145869669Friday, September 12, 2014 1:00 AM GMT

A. (Seriously, next suicide should be new character.)
papalouiesfansfan
#145980704Saturday, September 13, 2014 6:45 PM GMT

A Now you're in trouble. You tried to commit suicide, and it doesn't work. You are in serious danger because you decided to commit suicide (not cool man, not cool). You are brought back to the exact spot you were standing on. Sonic.exe is not looking happy, so you better do something about it. What do you do? A: Run B: Call Sonic for help C: Scream as loud as you can.
rellycoolistkirby
#146008085Sunday, September 14, 2014 12:52 AM GMT

A.
papalouiesfansfan
#146024971Sunday, September 14, 2014 4:28 AM GMT

A You run from Sonic.exe hoping that he won't find you. You see the Taj Mahal, and you see a monk with a Sonic headband. You are interested. You also find Severus Snape there. When he looks at you, you feel a sharp pain in both your forehead and your stomach. What do you do? A: Run from Snape B: Ask the monk why he has a Sonic headband C: Explore the Taj Mahal D: Keep running from Sonic.exe even though he stopped following you.
rellycoolistkirby
#146056592Sunday, September 14, 2014 5:35 PM GMT

B.
iCommanderDoge
#146071002Sunday, September 14, 2014 8:41 PM GMT

B.
rellycoolistkirby
#146075516Sunday, September 14, 2014 9:33 PM GMT

B. x3
papalouiesfansfan
#146083367Sunday, September 14, 2014 11:07 PM GMT

B You ask the monk why he is wearing a Sonic headband. He doesn't respond, as he is too distracted meditating. Suddenly, you hear this "Hello, sir." behind your back. When you turn around, it is Snape. You feel the pain again. What do you do? A: Ask Snape why you are in pain. B: Ignore Snape, and look back at the monk. C: Meditate with the monk. D: Run!
rellycoolistkirby
#146089409Monday, September 15, 2014 12:15 AM GMT

A. Because I don't know who he is, he's probably all-knowing.
papalouiesfansfan
#146107834Monday, September 15, 2014 4:38 AM GMT

Look him up. A You ask Snape why you are in pain. When you ask him that question, he changes his looks from his average self to angry. He responds with this, "Remember when you decided to commit suicide just for fun? Because of that, you are locked in a terrible curse. Had you stayed in Bolivia not murdering yourself, you would not be in this terrible pain, and you'd probably be at school no harm done. As it is, you have jeopardized your adventure, and possibly your life as well. The cure to destroy the pain is to apologize to the lord in a more than sorry manner, and you have an hour to do it before you die PERMANETLY! What do you do? A: Say sorry to the lord B: Say sorry to the lord AND Snape C: Walk away D: Ask who the guy is
rellycoolistkirby
#146134147Monday, September 15, 2014 8:41 PM GMT

Question, is B safer than A?
papalouiesfansfan
#146158727Tuesday, September 16, 2014 1:46 AM GMT

I won't tell... Maybe Snape will reward you, maybe he'll kill you.
rellycoolistkirby
#146459242Saturday, September 20, 2014 10:48 PM GMT

A. (within 3 minutes of when he said that)
papalouiesfansfan
#146469365Sunday, September 21, 2014 1:18 AM GMT

A You say sorry to The Lord. You don't hear back, but Snape does say this: "You must learn to not make stupid things to make people laugh. You could have taken over the US in an instant, but because of your mistake, the chances of that happening are very slim. Before you go, I said you need to apologize to the lord in a MORE THAN SORRY manner. You just said sorry. You will be cursed forever. Goodbye..." Instantly, the sand around you turns into a sand tornado and you're in the middle of it. You get blown up, up, up in the air! Suddenly, you can't see anything except sand, until a few seconds later, you find yourself in Northern Africa, but good news, the curse is gone! You find yourself there too. What do you do? A: Say hi to yourself B: Run away C: Yell "What is going on?!?!"
rellycoolistkirby
#146643377Tuesday, September 23, 2014 8:55 PM GMT

D. Wake up. Realize it was all a dream... but the original story (you know, dead obama, and new law.) still exists, thus giving me a chance again to try again. Also, I'm back at home.
papalouiesfansfan
#146713789Thursday, September 25, 2014 1:09 AM GMT

(not a valid choice) you have to go on an adventure around the world, hence the name of the book.
Samurott88
#146717838Thursday, September 25, 2014 2:01 AM GMT

A) I say "Hi" to myself like I do when no one's watching. Cookies! For Everyone!
papalouiesfansfan
#146805643Friday, September 26, 2014 7:18 PM GMT

A You say hi to the person standing in front of you, yourself. All of a sudden, they inhale sand. You start feeling the same pain that you felt when you started your adventure and was choking. What do you do? A: Find some water B: Ask a local quick C: Just die... D: Save yourself by hitting you.
rellycoolistkirby
#146810309Friday, September 26, 2014 8:34 PM GMT

A is for applesauce
papalouiesfansfan
#146901598Saturday, September 27, 2014 11:49 PM GMT

A You try to find some water. But guess, what, it's a desert, so you'll be lucky if you find an oasis. You find it and run to it. You get some water just before you die. When you return, you find you're old self dead. What do you do? A: Go to funeral B: Ignore it C: Say a prayer to help yourself. D: A and C
rellycoolistkirby
#146948340Sunday, September 28, 2014 3:57 PM GMT

D, A, and C. (Mostly D.)
papalouiesfansfan
#147220325Friday, October 03, 2014 2:54 AM GMT

D You go to the funeral. When someone sees you, they shout, "HEY! HES ALIVE!" Everyone runs to you and beat you up because they thought you planned the funeral just to see how awesome you were. You say a quick prayer, which doesn't help much. What do you do? A: Start another funeral (not recommended) B: Say the same prayer again. C: Say another prayer to help yourself D: Donate water to your grave.
lize09
#147228116Friday, October 03, 2014 6:42 AM GMT

D :)
papalouiesfansfan
#147669966Friday, October 10, 2014 2:01 PM GMT

D You donate water to your grave. You want to pour it on the grave, but before you can, this person named Paul stops you. He pours half the water into one cup, the other half into another. Then, he says this, "In a second, I will pour sand into a cup. This resembles good luck. The cup without sand doesn't do anything." He turns around and pours sand into a cup without you seeing. Then, he asks you to pick a cup. What cup do you pick? A: Cup 1 B: Cup 2 C: Both cups D: Neither cups