either no one posts in any of the new forums, or there needs to be a flame war nearly every post
"I swear, if something bad happens to my friends, I'll rip every tooth out of that shark and make it into the most beautiful necklace you've ever seen."
no one posting would be hard cuz there's always some kid that doesn't know anything
flame wars would be easy, u just gotta get a couple people together and fake em