Go to a Red Sox game in the summer when it's 90 degrees out and the Yankees are in town, I go out into the center field seats in the sun.....chant "New York Panties" and wear a Yankees jersey that says "Fraudriguez" :3
You should do that.
No, seriously . . . you really should.
"Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American." -- Rogers Hornsby