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TazmanianKays
#172591291Friday, August 28, 2015 12:42 AM GMT

Player Rating Mockery made by Kayska9. Assisted by YBB, Adil, Inscrul, KevinXIV and 3For3. The following ratings were taken off DragonTail10's Player Ratings report. A lot of controversy surrounds his report but to be honest I found it to be accurate and quite fair. I just find a lot of you players believe you were rated "Lower". Name me one player who wants to be rated lower because they know for a fact they should be lower? Bet you no one will. Everyone wants a higher rating. On DDK's I was rated 89 <--- Now that's Bias'ed because I am no where near 89. I fall under a 82-85 Rating. So, all of you guys trying to trash Dragon you all are lying to yourselves and getting too confident in your weak skills. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Note: Only the top players on each team will be in the Mockery. (Including Coaches may make the team have 3 or more players in it.) Side Note: Teams that were not included are teams that are just a waste of time and energy trying to even make a mockery of. They'll mock themselves during the regular season and playoffs if they can even get there. Instructions: The ratings on the left (closest to player names) are the original and the ones on the left (furthest away from player names) are the mockery. ________________________________________________________________________________________ WAS: Gb00 [68] - [00] Gb00 is ranked as 00 because he has won 00 rings. xSayj [93] - [03] This guy has been 0-3 in the finals! KoreanMonster [87] - [32] The same age as his beloved leader Kim Jong-un. Mariospider64 [81] - [32] You have the same # as YBB and you're not allowed!!! OddDoge [83] - [0] Because he has 0 Titles in Ro-Action Wrestling. WillBall2 [78] - [-1] He's the one to be abused. #AbuseWill MIN: DragonTail10 [100] - [0] Worst coach/Unfair Ref/Rigging B.O.D./Amazing B.R Leader. LebronieJames [-18] - [50] He's half trash/half decent and wishes he was half of Lebron. IronManJ [93] - [99] Because that's how many times you turn over the ball when Inscrul guards you. Infinitify [85] - [99999999] Because that's how many times YBB breaks your ankles. Beth2k16 [79] - [10] Because that's how many inches she's packing. (She has the biggest pair of NUTS than her entire team.) WolfSSBB [82] - [Cinco] Cuz this guy gets crazy during the Cinco de Mayo festival with his mom and Granny. karnoveer [76] - [3] He's the third member from "Straight outta the Pind" HalfDrake [92] - [1/2] He's half of Drake in the sense that he air balls. (Drake in kentucky game) (Air balls clutch shot in WCF) DEN: SomebodyDivine [95] - [7] This number represents the amount of accounts he has lost and how many times he has thrown a "beesh fit". cooldude1234555 [94] - [99] That's how many times you told everyone on Wake Forest we'd never win a ring. EricBledsoeXI [79] - [11] Probably your real age. Clonejoe5099 [90] - [69] You are Joe the Ho_3. ziczaczoom [81] - [1] He's about to become the most overrated rookie since 3For3. #Bust generalfolley [30] - [100] This is because no one on Orlando wants to get abused by your suspensions this season. We love you!!! <3 <3 <3 MIA: Only 3 people because everyone else is just not key on the team. Waviiplayboy1 [88] - [-88] You living off old timing records/skills when you are actually a lot trashier than rooks in NCAA. Khoveri [92] - [12] The score you can never get over while Orlando plays you. MrAwesome521 [30] - [1] The round your team will exit out of this season. ORL: youngbigboss6466 [98] - [0] The amount of assists he averages per game. #Hog Kayska9 [85] - [17] Because I'm 17 and od with "iikekekawaii" and I go to college and have no life and play roblox all day! Inscrul [84] - [_] No number because he wasn't on the list. Also the amount of empty threats he's given. 3for3 [78] - [-1] Best bust of all time. SwaeLee [88] - [5] The only starter to win 5th man of the year award. Has done the impossible!!! TrollMasterYak [78] - [0] The score Troll will have all season because he is a mean green clanking machine. IND: No ratings because this is the most trash team in the NRBA. #SneakPeakForTheBash OKC: Waste of time. Won't even make the play-offs. Who are your players anyways? MEM: Dethmonk [87] - [11] Because that's your age and how many voice cracks you get in a day. XxYP3xX [86] - [2] Cuz 1 you are Ugly and 2 you got Six fat flaps on your body. B9bucketz [84] - [9] The "B" in your name stands for Brick. Nuff Said. BrandonABrown [81] - [4] Cuz that's how many wifi bars you don't get. #Lagger CamxronBaker [80] - [??] You straight up trash... <3 JordanxWhite [78] - [100] The amount of lies you spread about your skills and on how you were becoming a starter on MEM even though you on the "Trade Block". LAL: KyleIsKobe [86] - [20] Cuz that's how many packs of cigs you smoke a day. Your voice is just raspy and quit rapping while you still can. BCThaeGod [80] - [66] The route you live on. Howdy Feller >;) Jerrel28 [76] - [28] The amount of times you receive the ball and brick! CHI: DjStoner [81] - [?] Who are you again? EliteJayy [77] - [77] MBA the only league you'll ever be a legend in. RybackStinks [0] - [0] Your name sums it up. You Staaaaannk! Izzy540 [72] - [54] A score you'll never reach again. TripleR [85] - [RRR] Wanna be Triple H. CHA: You'll be lucky to even make the play-offs with the roster you have. ATL: Some how there's a team that's even worse than CHA. GSW: (Only 2 because they are the only 2 people good enough to be on this list.) UncleDemar [80] - [10] Because that's your last known age. lmj43052 [91] - [43] Because that was your shooting percentage during the S8 Finals. PHX: Phoenix is trash because they drafted another bust in MPlayer Rating Mockery made by Kayska9. Assisted by YBB, Adil, Inscrul, KevinXIV and 3For3. The following ratings were taken off DragonTail10's Player Ratings report. A lot of controversy surrounds his report but to be honest I found it to be accurate and quite fair. I just find a lot of you players believe you were rated "Lower". Name me one player who wants to be rated lower because they know for a fact they should be lower? Bet you no one will. Everyone wants a higher rating. On DDK's I was rated 89 <--- Now that's Bias'ed because I am no where near 89. I fall under a 82-85 Rating. So, all of you guys trying to trash Dragon you all are lying to yourselves and getting too confident in your weak skills. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Note: Only the top 6 players on each team will be in the Mockery. (Including Coaches may make the team have 7 or more.) Instructions: The ratings on the left (closest to player names) are the original and the ones on the left (furthest away from player names) are the mockery. WAS: Gb00 [68] - [00] Gb00 is ranked as 00 because he has won 00 rings. xSayj [93] - [03] This guy has been 0-3 in the finals! KoreanMonster [87] - [32] The same age as his beloved leader Kim Jong-un. Mariospider64 [81] - [32] You have the same # as YBB and you're not allowed!!! OddDoge [83] - [0] Because he has 0 Titles in Ro-Action Wrestling. WillBall2 [78] - [-1] He's the one to be abused. #AbuseWill MIN: DragonTail10 [100] - [0] Worst coach/Unfair Ref/Rigging B.O.D./Amazing B.R Leader. LebronieJames [-18] - [50] He's half trash/half decent and wishes he was half of Lebron. IronManJ [93] - [99] Because that's how many times you turn over the ball when Inscrul guards you. Infinitify [85] - [99999999] Because that's how many times YBB breaks your ankles. Beth2k16 [79] - [10] Because that's how many inches she's packing. (She has the biggest pair of NUTS than her entire team.) WolfSSBB [82] - [Cinco] Cuz this guy gets crazy during the Cinco de Mayo festival with his mom and Granny. karnoveer [76] - [3] He's the third member from "Straight outta the Pind" HalfDrake [92] - [1/2] He's half of Drake in the sense that he air balls. (Drake in kentucky game) (Air balls clutch shot in WCF) DEN: SomebodyDivine [95] - [7] This number represents the amount of accounts he has lost and how many times he has thrown a "beesh fit". cooldude1234555 [94] - [99] That's how many times you told everyone on Wake Forest we'd never win a ring. EricBledsoeXI [79] - [11] Probably your real age. Clonejoe5099 [90] - [69] You are Joe the Ho_3. ziczaczoom [81] - [1] He's about to become the most overrated rookie since 3For3. #Bust generalfolley [30] - [100] This is because no one on Orlando wants to get abused by your suspensions this season. We love you!!! <3 <3 <3 MIA: Only 3 people because everyone else is just not key on the team. Waviiplayboy1 [88] - [-88] You living off old timing records/skills when you are actually a lot trashier than rooks in NCAA. Khoveri [92] - [12] The score you can never get over while Orlando plays you. MrAwesome521 [30] - [1] The round your team will exit out of this season. ORL: youngbigboss6466 [98] - [0] The amount of assists he averages per game. #Hog Kayska9 [85] - [17] Because I'm 17 and od with "iikekekawaii" and I go to college and have no life and play roblox all day! Inscrul [84] - [_] No number because he wasn't on the list. Also the amount of empty threats he's given. 3for3 [78] - [-1] Best bust of all time. SwaeLee [88] - [5] The only starter to win 5th man of the year award. Has done the impossible!!! TrollMasterYak [78] - [0] The score Troll will have all season because he is a mean green clanking machine. IND: No ratings because this is the most trash team in the NRBA. #SneakPeakForTheBash OKC: Waste of time. Won't even make the play-offs. Who are your players anyways? MEM: Dethmonk [87] - [11] Because that's your age and how many voice cracks you get in a day. XxYP3xX [86] - [2] Cuz 1 you are Ugly and 2 you got Six fat flaps on your body. B9bucketz [84] - [9] The "B" in your name stands for Brick. Nuff Said. BrandonABrown [81] - [4] Cuz that's how many wifi bars you don't get. #Lagger CamxronBaker [80] - [??] You straight up trash... <3 JordanxWhite [78] - [100] The amount of lies you spread about your skills and on how you were becoming a starter on MEM even though you on the "Trade Block". LAL: KyleIsKobe [86] - [20] Cuz that's how many packs of cigs you smoke a day. Your voice is just raspy and quit rapping while you still can. BCThaeGod [80] - [66] The route you live on. Howdy Feller >;) Jerrel28 [76] - [28] The amount of times you receive the ball and brick! CHI: DjStoner [81] - [?] Who are you again? EliteJayy [77] - [77] MBA the only league you'll ever be a legend in. RybackStinks [0] - [0] Your name sums it up. You Staaaaannk! Izzy540 [72] - [54] A score you'll never reach again. TripleR [85] - [RRR] Wanna be Triple H. CHA: You'll be lucky to even make the play-offs with the roster you have. ATL: Some how there's a team that's even worse than CHA. GSW: (Only 2 because they are the only 2 people good enough to be on this list.) UncleDemar [80] - [10] Because that's your last known age. lmj43052 [91] - [43] Because that was your shooting percentage during the S8 Finals. PHX: Phoenix drafted yet another bust again in MVXY. NOLA: Tarheel438 [88] - [43.8] He's going no where in the new 4v4 Era. eatdefeat [82] - [16] That's how many defeats you'll be eating this season. leroylewis815 [85] - [85] The best all around shooter ain't gonna shoot nothing on me. Spydeman340 [91] - [03] Even if you were at the S8 Finals Orlando still woulda swept you 0-3. esparrow [74] - [12] The year you first joined NRBA. Probably the only year you were only good. PHI: Going down Forfeit Lane so fast. TOR: LordTortoise [89] - OddGiraffe [81] - OddOrangutan [74] - joshua44783487 [72] - NYK: DylanDaKidd [83] EliStealEm [84] True2Swift [92] YellowMDDC [90] Unspeared [76] KingHuge6 [79] x1337xLegitx1337 [76] KoreyGreenland [75] Odimes [78] KiddMelo [77] Quenvo [74] Mike88088 [73] HOU: xFord29 [81] 9tailedfox5 [83] PINKMeetings [75] Movementx [71] ninjaboycoolswag [77] UnusualChimaru [74] hitters45vikings [58] djcookie5ALTaccount [68] djman546 [65] NeonFlyer21 [69] andrewsocold21 [68] rk419 [You don't need 2 ratings just look below] YoshiCousins [76] POR: chefbarfbag12 [78] IntenseBlaze [79] KingDeejay [86] WGThaeGod [95] Jynxsta397 [78] Mxthteacher [70] memory462 [68] BoogalooShrimp [81] LordUnion [77] JLThaeGod [71] CornerTimee [72] Rrhen101 [69] BCThaeGod [76] WenFyedEm [70] iiFinesseii [73] IzzyThaeGod [66] NOLA: Tarheel438 [88] eatdefeat [82] leroylewis815 [85] Spydeman340 [91] InsanityBoss [77] AndrewParkerXI [72] WalaJuice [74] esparrow [74] Unfinessin [68] AuraBreak [79] dynamicsensei [75] HermanWilliker [71] locokoolkid [73] PHI: You are going no where so fast. TOR: LordTortoise [89]- [60] That's what Young made you look like during the Cleveland Series. OddGiraffe [81] - [31] That's how many people you need as back-up to pack just Me and Young in a call. joshua44783487 [72] - [-72] Biggest bust ever. Wake Forest disgrace. NYK: DylanDaKidd [83] - [2] This is the 2nd team that you're gonna coach horribly in your career, the first one being LAL (S8). EliStealEm [84] - [14.9] The amount you need to speed Orlando in order to win. True2Swift [92] - [2] 2 Trash, 2 Huff, 2 Terrible, 2 True to even be good. YellowMDDC [90] - [9] That's your age, kid. HOU: xFord29 [81] - [29] This is your rating because nothing improved. (#RiggedVoting) 9tailedfox5 [83] - [9] This how many times you cheat and lag during a game. Movementx [71] - [17] That's your actual age. >;) POR: KingDeejay [86] - [6] Defensive player of the year my A5$. You should be 6th man on your bench. WGThaeGod [95] - [1.5] Stick the JBL 1.5 second non-rip back ball cuz that's the only league you were ever good in. Jynxsta397 [78] - [3] The only stats you'll get in every game. BoogalooShrimp [81] - [0] Worst NCAA coach in the history of NCAA.
blackskimask
#172592227Friday, August 28, 2015 12:51 AM GMT

ORL players just hate me thats why I get mistreated lol I know for a fact my rating shouldnt be 70 even the rookie on our team is rated higher than me and my coach says im the best offensive player on our team. My defense isnt bad at all either. I dont understand why Im underrated lol
Drakosi
#172592252Friday, August 28, 2015 12:51 AM GMT

kayskya or whatever crap is a l00ser with a hockey stick and an fishhook r
blackskimask
#172592356Friday, August 28, 2015 12:53 AM GMT

This isnt accurate either if you think so. This is just another inaccurate opinionated list lol
theninetailfox2
#172592374Friday, August 28, 2015 12:53 AM GMT

i'm just chillin at cedar rapids
youngbigboss6466
#172593511Friday, August 28, 2015 1:05 AM GMT

murder we don't hate u this list isn't meant to be taken seriously it's for fun
KevinXIV
#172593646Friday, August 28, 2015 1:06 AM GMT

no one likes me :(
bookface6
#172593888Friday, August 28, 2015 1:08 AM GMT

you spent way to much time on this
TazmanianKays
#172593914Friday, August 28, 2015 1:08 AM GMT

^ MADE AN ERROR! HERE IS THE FIXED VERSION! http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=172593853

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