Player Rating Mockery made by Kayska9. Assisted by YBB, Adil, Inscrul, KevinXIV and 3For3.
The following ratings were taken off DragonTail10's Player Ratings report. A lot of controversy surrounds his report but to be honest I found it to be accurate and quite fair. I just find a lot of you players believe you were rated "Lower". Name me one player who wants to be rated lower because they know for a fact they should be lower? Bet you no one will. Everyone wants a higher rating. On DDK's I was rated 89 <--- Now that's Bias'ed because I am no where near 89. I fall under a 82-85 Rating. So, all of you guys trying to trash Dragon you all are lying to yourselves and getting too confident in your weak skills.
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Note:
Only the top players on each team will be in the Mockery. (Including Coaches may make the team have 3 or more players in it.)
Side Note:
Teams that were not included are teams that are just a waste of time and energy trying to even make a mockery of. They'll mock themselves during the regular season and playoffs if they can even get there.
Instructions:
The ratings on the left (closest to player names) are the original and the ones on the left (furthest away from player names) are the mockery.
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WAS:
Gb00 [68] - [00] Gb00 is ranked as 00 because he has won 00 rings.
xSayj [93] - [03] This guy has been 0-3 in the finals!
KoreanMonster [87] - [32] The same age as his beloved leader Kim Jong-un.
Mariospider64 [81] - [32] You have the same # as YBB and you're not allowed!!!
OddDoge [83] - [0] Because he has 0 Titles in Ro-Action Wrestling.
WillBall2 [78] - [-1] He's the one to be abused. #AbuseWill
MIN:
DragonTail10 [100] - [0] Worst coach/Unfair Ref/Rigging B.O.D./Amazing B.R Leader.
LebronieJames [-18] - [50] He's half trash/half decent and wishes he was half of Lebron.
IronManJ [93] - [99] Because that's how many times you turn over the ball when Inscrul guards you.
Infinitify [85] - [99999999] Because that's how many times YBB breaks your ankles.
Beth2k16 [79] - [10] Because that's how many inches she's packing. (She has the biggest pair of NUTS than her entire team.)
WolfSSBB [82] - [Cinco] Cuz this guy gets crazy during the Cinco de Mayo festival with his mom and Granny.
karnoveer [76] - [3] He's the third member from "Straight outta the Pind"
HalfDrake [92] - [1/2] He's half of Drake in the sense that he air balls. (Drake in kentucky game) (Air balls clutch shot in WCF)
DEN:
SomebodyDivine [95] - [7] This number represents the amount of accounts he has lost and how many times he has thrown a "beesh fit".
cooldude1234555 [94] - [99] That's how many times you told everyone on Wake Forest we'd never win a ring.
EricBledsoeXI [79] - [11] Probably your real age.
Clonejoe5099 [90] - [69] You are Joe the Ho_3.
ziczaczoom [81] - [1] He's about to become the most overrated rookie since 3For3. #Bust
generalfolley [30] - [100] This is because no one on Orlando wants to get abused by your suspensions this season. We love you!!! <3 <3 <3
MIA: Only 3 people because everyone else is just not key on the team.
Waviiplayboy1 [88] - [-88] You living off old timing records/skills when you are actually a lot trashier than rooks in NCAA.
Khoveri [92] - [12] The score you can never get over while Orlando plays you.
MrAwesome521 [30] - [1] The round your team will exit out of this season.
ORL:
youngbigboss6466 [98] - [0] The amount of assists he averages per game. #Hog
Kayska9 [85] - [17] Because I'm 17 and od with "iikekekawaii" and I go to college and have no life and play roblox all day!
Inscrul [84] - [_] No number because he wasn't on the list. Also the amount of empty threats he's given.
3for3 [78] - [-1] Best bust of all time.
SwaeLee [88] - [5] The only starter to win 5th man of the year award. Has done the impossible!!!
TrollMasterYak [78] - [0] The score Troll will have all season because he is a mean green clanking machine.
IND: No ratings because this is the most trash team in the NRBA. #SneakPeakForTheBash
OKC: Waste of time. Won't even make the play-offs. Who are your players anyways?
MEM:
Dethmonk [87] - [11] Because that's your age and how many voice cracks you get in a day.
XxYP3xX [86] - [2] Cuz 1 you are Ugly and 2 you got Six fat flaps on your body.
B9bucketz [84] - [9] The "B" in your name stands for Brick. Nuff Said.
BrandonABrown [81] - [4] Cuz that's how many wifi bars you don't get. #Lagger
CamxronBaker [80] - [??] You straight up trash... <3
JordanxWhite [78] - [100] The amount of lies you spread about your skills and on how you were becoming a starter on MEM even though you on the "Trade Block".
LAL:
KyleIsKobe [86] - [20] Cuz that's how many packs of cigs you smoke a day. Your voice is just raspy and quit rapping while you still can.
BCThaeGod [80] - [66] The route you live on. Howdy Feller >;)
Jerrel28 [76] - [28] The amount of times you receive the ball and brick!
CHI:
DjStoner [81] - [?] Who are you again?
EliteJayy [77] - [77] MBA the only league you'll ever be a legend in.
RybackStinks [0] - [0] Your name sums it up. You Staaaaannk!
Izzy540 [72] - [54] A score you'll never reach again.
TripleR [85] - [RRR] Wanna be Triple H.
CHA: You'll be lucky to even make the play-offs with the roster you have.
ATL: Some how there's a team that's even worse than CHA.
GSW: (Only 2 because they are the only 2 people good enough to be on this list.)
UncleDemar [80] - [10] Because that's your last known age.
lmj43052 [91] - [43] Because that was your shooting percentage during the S8 Finals.
PHX: Phoenix is trash because they drafted another bust in MPlayer Rating Mockery made
NOLA:
Tarheel438 [88] - [43.8] He's going no where in the new 4v4 Era.
eatdefeat [82] - [16] That's how many defeats you'll be eating this season.
leroylewis815 [85] - [85] The best all around shooter ain't gonna shoot nothing on me.
Spydeman340 [91] - [03] Even if you were at the S8 Finals Orlando still woulda swept you 0-3.
esparrow [74] - [12] The year you first joined NRBA. Probably the only year you were only good.
PHI: Going down Forfeit Lane so fast.
TOR:
LordTortoise [89] -
OddGiraffe [81] -
OddOrangutan [74] -
joshua44783487 [72] -
NYK:
DylanDaKidd [83]
EliStealEm [84]
True2Swift [92]
YellowMDDC [90]
Unspeared [76]
KingHuge6 [79]
x1337xLegitx1337 [76]
KoreyGreenland [75]
Odimes [78]
KiddMelo [77]
Quenvo [74]
Mike88088 [73]
HOU:
xFord29 [81]
9tailedfox5 [83]
PINKMeetings [75]
Movementx [71]
ninjaboycoolswag [77]
UnusualChimaru [74]
hitters45vikings [58]
djcookie5ALTaccount [68]
djman546 [65]
NeonFlyer21 [69]
andrewsocold21 [68]
rk419 [You don't need 2 ratings just look below]
YoshiCousins [76]
POR:
chefbarfbag12 [78]
IntenseBlaze [79]
KingDeejay [86]
WGThaeGod [95]
Jynxsta397 [78]
Mxthteacher [70]
memory462 [68]
BoogalooShrimp [81]
LordUnion [77]
JLThaeGod [71]
CornerTimee [72]
Rrhen101 [69]
BCThaeGod [76]
WenFyedEm [70]
iiFinesseii [73]
IzzyThaeGod [66]
NOLA:
Tarheel438 [88]
eatdefeat [82]
leroylewis815 [85]
Spydeman340 [91]
InsanityBoss [77]
AndrewParkerXI [72]
WalaJuice [74]
esparrow [74]
Unfinessin [68]
AuraBreak [79]
dynamicsensei [75]
HermanWilliker [71]
locokoolkid [73]
PHI: You are going no where so fast.
TOR:
LordTortoise [89]- [60] That's what Young made you look like during the Cleveland Series.
OddGiraffe [81] - [31] That's how many people you need as back-up to pack just Me and Young in a call.
joshua44783487 [72] - [-72] Biggest bust ever. Wake Forest disgrace.
NYK:
DylanDaKidd [83] - [2] This is the 2nd team that you're gonna coach horribly in your career, the first one being LAL (S8).
EliStealEm [84] - [14.9] The amount you need to speed Orlando in order to win.
True2Swift [92] - [2] 2 Trash, 2 Huff, 2 Terrible, 2 True to even be good.
YellowMDDC [90] - [9] That's your age, kid.
HOU:
xFord29 [81] - [29] This is your rating because nothing improved. (#RiggedVoting)
9tailedfox5 [83] - [9] This how many times you cheat and lag during a game.
Movementx [71] - [17] That's your actual age. >;)
POR:
KingDeejay [86] - [6] Defensive player of the year my A5$. You should be 6th man on your bench.
WGThaeGod [95] - [1.5] Stick the JBL 1.5 second non-rip back ball cuz that's the only league you were ever good in.
Jynxsta397 [78] - [3] The only stats you'll get in every game.
BoogalooShrimp [81] - [0] Worst NCAA coach in the history of NCAA.
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