EPikachuTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2006-08-28 Post Count: 985 |
"White and Nerdy" Parody of "Ridin' Dirty" by Chamillionare
They see me mowin'....my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with....the gangters
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really Really white and nerdy
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion of D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite rate MC
Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey Tea
My rims never span to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All o' my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My Myspace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo I know pi to 1000 places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I butter all o' my sandwiches with mayonasse
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves your goanna' stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
Theres no killer app I havn't run
Half past gal' well I'm number 1
Do Vector Calculus just for fun
Ain't gog no gat but I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your but in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in javascript as well as Klingon
They see me roll on...my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with...the gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy
I've been browsing, inspecting, X-Men Comics ya know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket I must Pro-tect them
My key ecinomic keyboard
Never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on smartable media
I edit Wikipedia
I know Holy Grail really well, I can recite it right now
And have you ROTFLOL
I have buisines doin' websites
When my friends need some codes who do they call?
I got an HTML for them all
Even got a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They had enough saled down at the GAP
Spend nice nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP! POP!
Hope no one sees me, gettin freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A&V club and Gell club and even the chess team
Only question I, ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?
Sepnd every weekend at the Rennaisance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin, they laughin', and rolling their eyes because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All becaouse I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with...the gangsters!
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
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MORE SONGS TO COME!
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EPikachuTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2006-08-28 Post Count: 985 |
"Like A Surgeon" Parody of "Like A Virgin" by Madonna
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through oh ho
I'm just an intern,
I still make a mistake or two o ho
I was last...in my class
Barely passed, at the Institute
Anow I'm tryin' to avoid
Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid
A malprictise suit
Hey! Like a surgeon!
Cuttin' for the very first time!
Like a surgeon
Organ Transplants, are my line
Better get me all your gause nerse!
This patient's faayydin' fast!
Complications have set in..
Dont know how long heel laast
Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go...time to operate
I'll turn his insides out, tuurrn his iiinsides out,
And see what he ate!
Like a surgeon...HEY!
Cuttin' fer the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a Waiver, for you to siiign
Woahoahooo, Woahoahoo, Woahoahooo
It's a fact, I'm a quack!
The disgrace, of the A.M.A.
Cause my patients die. Cause my Paientients die,
Before they can payyy
Like a surgeon, Hey!
Cuttin for the very first time!
Like a surgeon
Gotcher kidneys, on my mind!
Like a Surgeon, ooh, like a surgeon!
When I Reach inside!
With my scapels, an' my forceps, and retractors!
Oh,hooowoaho! Woahoeoh Woaho hooo
OOh bebe,
Yeah!
I can feel your heartbeat!
Fo' the very last tiime!
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And, "Fat" Parody of "Bad" by Michal Jackson
Your butt is wide!
Well Mine is too
You watch your mouth!
Or I'll sit on you!
The word is out!
Better treat me right!
Cause I'm the king...
Of Cellulite
Ham on! Ham on! Got my whole wheat...all right!
My Zippers bust
My buckles break
I'm too much man
For you to take
The Pavement cracks
When I fall down
I've got more chins
than chinatown
Well I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I go to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm Fat! I'm Fat! Shamon!
You know I'm Fat! I'm Fat, I,m really really fat!
Because I'm Fat! I'm Fat! Comon! Ye know!
Dontcha Call me pudgy portly or stout caouse I'll tell ya once again, WHOOSE FAT
When I go out,
To get the mail
It measures on,
The Ricters scale
Down at the beach,
I'm a lucky man!
I'm the only one,
Who gets a tan
If I have one more,
Pie a la mode
I'm goanna need
My own Zip Code
When your only havin' seconds
An' I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined,
I've gotta take their word
Because I'm Fat! I'm Fat Shamon!
Because I'm fat! I'm fat! You know!
Because I'm Fat! I'm Fat! COME ON! you know!
And my shadow weighs a forty-two pounds so tell me once again! Whoose fat!
When you see me comin' your way!
Better gimme plenty space!
And When I say I'm hungry,
Just won't you feed my face
Because I'm Fat! I'm Fat Shamon!
Because I'm fat! I'm fat! You know!
Because I'm Fat! I'm Fat! COME ON! you know!
WOO WOO WOO! And when I sit around the house I really sit around the house
You know Im fat, Im fat, come on
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know it
You know, you know, you know, come on
And you know all by myself Im a crowd Lemme tell you once again, Whoose fat
You know Im huge, Im fat, you know it
You know Im fat, you know,
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
And the whole world knows Im fat and Im proud Just tell me once again Whoose fat?
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Tune in for more Weird AL Songs!
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awsgamesTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2007-06-20 Post Count: 1460 |
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=141326
thread about weird al already made. Check down the row of threads before you click new thread. |
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EPikachuTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2006-08-28 Post Count: 985 |
Don't care, really... I just write the songs here
Seriously folks, ya gotta love Weird Al. |
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are14Top 100 PosterJoin Date: 2006-11-30 Post Count: 1325 |
I do LOL!! |
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dirtriderTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2007-02-06 Post Count: 1911 |
lol me 2 |
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Cade51Join Date: 2007-06-05 Post Count: 2022 |
have you seen the one with the lego star wars.? The one about Anakan (I don't know how to spell his name) |
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EPikachuTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2006-08-28 Post Count: 985 |
My, oh my, this here anikin guy! Maybe Vader someday later but now he's just a small fry!
Parody of American Pie |
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monork3Join Date: 2007-08-22 Post Count: 15 |
weird al is great. my favorite song is "smells like nirvana" |
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monork3Join Date: 2007-08-22 Post Count: 15 |
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...Anyways,does any of you know the lyrics for a song made by Weird Al
Yankocic,"Hardware Store"? |
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EPikachuTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2006-08-28 Post Count: 985 |
uh... I think so... |
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inferiorJoin Date: 2007-08-14 Post Count: 119 |
ya bu the talks so fast i cant understand them though XD
and i lke th e song the jedi song |
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The Star Wars one is called The Saga Begins and I'm a fan of Weird Al too.Do you know the lyrics for Polkamon and Polka Power? |
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omg i want to know how you make this i love this song so badly so will show me how to make music |
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DarknaJoin Date: 2007-06-03 Post Count: 37 |
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Ive churned butter once or twice
Living in an amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An amish with a tude?
You know thats unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
Were just technologically impaired
Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like robinson caruso
Its as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no time for sin and vice
Living in an amish paradise
We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in an amish paradise
Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter
Think youre really righteous?
Think youre pure in heart?
Well, I know Im a million time as humble as thou art
Im the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were all crazy mennonites
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Living in an amish paradise
But youd probably think it bites
Living in an amish paradise
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch! |
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bage7Join Date: 2007-10-05 Post Count: 4 |
white and nerdy |
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EPikachuTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2006-08-28 Post Count: 985 |
I am gettin more lyrics as my craze for Weird Al Increases! Please tune in for more! Next I am getting "Eat It" and "The Saga Begins" and "EBay" and "A Constapated Song" and "Stuck in the drive thru!" |
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Kirby12Top 100 PosterJoin Date: 2007-05-23 Post Count: 7325 |
Trapped in the drive thru, virus alert, and The night santa went crazy are
his best songs |
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Kirby12Top 100 PosterJoin Date: 2007-05-23 Post Count: 7325 |
ooh it was weird al's birthday yesterday... |
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We talked about him today in school. I'm suprised my teacher, that is in her 80s, knew about Weird Al. That's why I don't trust her... |
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Kirby12Top 100 PosterJoin Date: 2007-05-23 Post Count: 7325 |
EVERYONE knows about weird al... |
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AC105Join Date: 2007-08-08 Post Count: 1420 |
Who let the cows out?
Moo! Moo! Moo! |
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EPikachuTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2006-08-28 Post Count: 985 |
Yes! 2 new Weird Al songs!
"Ebay" Parody of "I want it that way" by The Backstreet Boys
Yeahh....
A used...pink bathrobe!
A rare, mint snowglobe
A Smurf, TV tray.
I bought on Ebay
My house.. is filled with..
This crap! Shows up in, bubble wrap!
'Most every day
What I bought on Ebay
Tell me why! I need another Pet Rock
Tell me why-ey! I bought that Alf Alarm Clock!
Tell me why. I bid on Shatner's old toupey
They had it on Ebay!
I'll buy....your nick nack!
just check..my feed-back
A++! They all say..
They love me on Ebay!
Gonna buy! A slightly damaged golf bag!
Gonna buy! Some beine babies new with tag
From some guy, I never met in Nor-Way!
Found him on EBay!
I am the type, who, is liable to snipe you,
With two seconds left, to go, whoaho!
Got Paypal or Visa, Whaddever'l please ya
As long as I've got, the dough!
I'll buy...your tchotchkees
Sell me....your watch please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy!)
I"M HIGHEST BIIDER!
Junk keeps ariving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale
Hey!, A duxel Hazard ash trey! Oh, yeah!
I bought it on Ebay
Wanna buy! A Pac-Man Fever Lunchbox!
Waana Buy! A case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy, A kleenex used by Dr. Dre
Found it on Ebay
Wanna buyyy! That Ferra Faucet Poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don't know why, The kind of stuff you'd throw away!
I'll buy on Ebay
What I bought on Ebayyy-y-y-y-y-y--y---yy------yyy
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and also
"Eat It" Parody of "Beat It" by Michal Jackson
How come your such a fuzzy young man!
"Don't want no Cap'n Crunch don't want no Raisen Brand!"
Well dontcha know that other kids are starvin' in Japan so Eat it!
Just eat it
Dont wan't to argue I dont wanna de-bate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate!
You won't get no desert, till' ya clean off your plate so eat it!
Dontcha tell me your full
Just Eat It! Eat It!
Get yerself an egg an' beat it!
Have some more chicken, have some more pie!
It doesnt matter if it's boiled or fried just Eat it (Eat it) Just Eat it (Eat it)
Just Eat it (Eat it ) Just eat it (Eat it WOO)
Your table manners are a cryin' shame!
Your playin' with your food this ain't some kind of game!
Now if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame so eat it..ta
Just eat it (BRRR *burp*)
Ya better listen better do what yer told!
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole!
You better chow down, or it's goanna get cold so Eat it
I don't care if your full
Just Eat it! Eat it!
Open up your mouth and feed it!
Have some more Yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned.
Just Eat it! Eat it!
Dontcha make me repeat it!
Have a bananna, have a whole bunch,
It doesn't matter what you have for lunch Just Eat it Eat it Eat it Eat it....
Eat it Eat it Eat it Eat it, uh huhh uh hhuuuhhh uh uuuuhhh uhhh hhhhuuuhhh
*rad guitar music!*
Eat it! Eat it!
If it's gettin cold reheat it!
Have a big dinner, have a lite snack
If ya don't like it ya can't send it back
Just eat it! eat it
Get yerself an egg and beat it!
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesnt matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it! eat it!
Dontcha make me repeat it!
Have a bannana, have a whole bunch!
It doesnt matter what you have for lunch,
Just eat it!
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Tune in for more songs by Weird Al Yankovic! |
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