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vikingsfan397
#174095174Monday, September 14, 2015 12:43 AM GMT

*has a nice game and a vet comes up to him after the game* "yo man, wanna swap jerseys?"-the vet asks with cameras crowding the 2 "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
AmazingSkill
#174095261Monday, September 14, 2015 12:44 AM GMT

who is obby am i dumb
Obbert
#174095284Monday, September 14, 2015 12:44 AM GMT

you forgot the part where i challenge that huff to a moss off "All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman
alejandrotrill
#174095319Monday, September 14, 2015 12:45 AM GMT

LOL
epicsnipes196
#174095345Monday, September 14, 2015 12:45 AM GMT

*a kid asks to have it* "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
epicsnipes196
#174095410Monday, September 14, 2015 12:46 AM GMT

they then have a moss off for the jersey, obby gets rocked by the 6 year old and is paralyzed from the neck down should of gave the kid the jersey, obby.
vikingsfan397
#174095460Monday, September 14, 2015 12:46 AM GMT

*obby is magically seen at a baseball game* *catches someones first ever home run* *doesn't give it back*
epicsnipes196
#174095596Monday, September 14, 2015 12:47 AM GMT

*obby is in england at a champions league final* *a lot of throw ins and corners and balls are gone* *he catches last one* "nah this my ball lol" *teams cant play*
extemmasfriend2
#174095629Monday, September 14, 2015 12:48 AM GMT

coach: "alright guys, we're wearing the old throwbacks today" obby replies: "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"
Obbert
#174095654Monday, September 14, 2015 12:48 AM GMT

kobe theres a flaw with that, i would never go to a soccer match "All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman
epicsnipes196
#174095693Monday, September 14, 2015 12:49 AM GMT

u get a hot latino bae and she makes u or she will dump u
epicsnipes196
#174095752Monday, September 14, 2015 12:49 AM GMT

AND LMAO EXT THAT WAS GREAT I LEGIT LAUGH IRL ROFL
Obbert
#174095792Monday, September 14, 2015 12:50 AM GMT

i live in america its 1 thing to make me go to a soccer game but ENGLAND?!?!?!? "All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman
epicsnipes196
#174095828Monday, September 14, 2015 12:50 AM GMT

*obby at his marriage* his gril: "can u wear something other than that jersey? at least a collared shirt" "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
Obbert
#174095947Monday, September 14, 2015 12:51 AM GMT

why would i jersey swap with my slave, i mean wife... shes a woman "All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman
epicsnipes196
#174096140Monday, September 14, 2015 12:53 AM GMT

*obby dies* *at his funeral* *his son looks at his mom* "mommy, can i have his jersey?" *obby rises from the grave* "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
vikingsfan397
#174096186Monday, September 14, 2015 12:54 AM GMT

1 problem with that, hes never getting married #burn
Obbert
#174096204Monday, September 14, 2015 12:54 AM GMT

i think you guys just wrote my life story, im tracking this "All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman
vikingsfan397
#174096235Monday, September 14, 2015 12:54 AM GMT

OK I DIED AT THAT FUNERAL ONE LMAO
Obbert
#174096322Monday, September 14, 2015 12:55 AM GMT

i have 1 question, do i wash my jersey ever "All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman
epicsnipes196
#174096422Monday, September 14, 2015 12:56 AM GMT

*obby joins the military* "KING, TAKE OFF THAT DAMN JERSEY NOW, GET IN YOUR COMBATS!" "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies "I SAID NOW, YOU NEED YOUR ARMOUR!" "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies "GOD DAMNIT!" "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies *his squad gets shot, all die, obby gets shot in chest* *nothing happens, he turns around and looks at every north korean, russian, and t3rrorist* "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies *all of them die* "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
epicsnipes196
#174096515Monday, September 14, 2015 12:57 AM GMT

*obby goes to laundromat* *its a pay and serivce thing* "What you need wash?" "My jersey" "ok if i could just have it" "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies *obby walks and sits inside the washer machine and dryer*
vikingsfan397
#174096647Monday, September 14, 2015 12:58 AM GMT

i have created thread of the year
epicsnipes196
#174096753Monday, September 14, 2015 12:59 AM GMT

*obby is borned again* "what, why is this kid wearing a JERSEY??????????" *doctor tries to remove it* "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies *he grows into a 6'4 dude and kills them all*
deathrange07
#174096795Monday, September 14, 2015 1:00 AM GMT

10/10 "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." - Unknown ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

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