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*has a nice game and a vet comes up to him after the game*
"yo man, wanna swap jerseys?"-the vet asks with cameras crowding the 2
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies |
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ObbertJoin Date: 2009-02-21 Post Count: 20130 |
you forgot the part where i challenge that huff to a moss off
"All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman |
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*a kid asks to have it*
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies |
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they then have a moss off for the jersey, obby gets rocked by the 6 year old and is paralyzed from the neck down
should of gave the kid the jersey, obby. |
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*obby is magically seen at a baseball game*
*catches someones first ever home run*
*doesn't give it back* |
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*obby is in england at a champions league final*
*a lot of throw ins and corners and balls are gone*
*he catches last one*
"nah this my ball lol"
*teams cant play* |
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coach: "alright guys, we're wearing the old throwbacks today"
obby replies: "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h" |
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ObbertJoin Date: 2009-02-21 Post Count: 20130 |
kobe theres a flaw with that, i would never go to a soccer match
"All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman |
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u get a hot latino bae and she makes u or she will dump u |
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AND LMAO EXT THAT WAS GREAT I LEGIT LAUGH IRL ROFL |
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ObbertJoin Date: 2009-02-21 Post Count: 20130 |
i live in america its 1 thing to make me go to a soccer game but ENGLAND?!?!?!?
"All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman |
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*obby at his marriage*
his gril: "can u wear something other than that jersey? at least a collared shirt"
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies |
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ObbertJoin Date: 2009-02-21 Post Count: 20130 |
why would i jersey swap with my slave, i mean wife... shes a woman
"All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman |
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*obby dies*
*at his funeral*
*his son looks at his mom*
"mommy, can i have his jersey?"
*obby rises from the grave*
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies |
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1 problem with that, hes never getting married
#burn |
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ObbertJoin Date: 2009-02-21 Post Count: 20130 |
i think you guys just wrote my life story, im tracking this
"All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman |
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OK I DIED AT THAT FUNERAL ONE LMAO |
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ObbertJoin Date: 2009-02-21 Post Count: 20130 |
i have 1 question, do i wash my jersey ever
"All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman |
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*obby joins the military*
"KING, TAKE OFF THAT DAMN JERSEY NOW, GET IN YOUR COMBATS!"
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
"I SAID NOW, YOU NEED YOUR ARMOUR!"
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
"GOD DAMNIT!"
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
*his squad gets shot, all die, obby gets shot in chest*
*nothing happens, he turns around and looks at every north korean, russian, and t3rrorist*
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
*all of them die*
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies |
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*obby goes to laundromat*
*its a pay and serivce thing*
"What you need wash?"
"My jersey"
"ok if i could just have it"
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
*obby walks and sits inside the washer machine and dryer* |
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i have created thread of the year |
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*obby is borned again*
"what, why is this kid wearing a JERSEY??????????"
*doctor tries to remove it*
"nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies
*he grows into a 6'4 dude and kills them all* |
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10/10
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." - Unknown ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ |
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