1. i was making out with this totally hot chick but then we both decided we needed to add our friend "MARY-JANE" to make it a three sum ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
2. i barfed on my bro's dog and it was hella bodacious
3. we watched cosmos while so blazed brah and i went to school the next day and passed my astrology exam. bro
4. steve tried to get a DUI and died in the process. we all thought it was the ultimate party move, but it turns out he was really depressed
5. accidentally walked in on my friend and his ex lamo!!!!! |