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chocolategirl4925
#181972464Tuesday, January 19, 2016 2:23 AM GMT

Okay, so apparently Ash Ketchum, Homer Simpson, Finn the Human, and Samurai Jack are all in a Coma, Caillou and Charlie Brown have cancer, Aang and Goku are imagining they have superpowers, what else? My Stepsister's father is bald, are you gonna say he has cancer? Seriously guys...
BENSTILLHAUNTS
#181972620Tuesday, January 19, 2016 2:25 AM GMT

how to make a cartoon conspiracy theory: Step 1. Pick a character. Step 2. Come up with convincing reasons why that character is actually in a coma/has cancer. Step 3. Slap it on the creepypasta wiki. Done.
circirak
#181976088Tuesday, January 19, 2016 3:23 AM GMT

"My Stepsister's father is bald, are you gonna say he has cancer? " Is he in a cartoon?
chocolategirl4925
#181976140Tuesday, January 19, 2016 3:24 AM GMT

Yes. It's called Real f**king life.
circirak
#181976212Tuesday, January 19, 2016 3:25 AM GMT

but real life isnt a cartoon unless, it is
Yadoking
#181977056Tuesday, January 19, 2016 3:40 AM GMT

Ed, Edd, and Eddy are in purgatory brolo
chocolategirl4925
#183157426Sunday, February 07, 2016 4:35 PM GMT

Gaiz What if We are all dead and in purgatory NDJCJCJDJDKDFBBHFHDJDJDJD
qramin
#183161369Sunday, February 07, 2016 5:58 PM GMT

Get out Soren.
PropaGeordieLad
#183161880Sunday, February 07, 2016 6:08 PM GMT

All conspiracies are cringy af.
lobstery7
#183163635Sunday, February 07, 2016 6:39 PM GMT

yeah seriously just drink the kook-aid and accept that this is what life is and theres nothing you can do about it
sexylady7926
#183164060Sunday, February 07, 2016 6:46 PM GMT

^^^ can I have kooK-aid?
sexylady7926
#183164143Sunday, February 07, 2016 6:47 PM GMT

also what even is the point of making CARTOON conspiracies? They're cartoons.
lobstery7
#183164246Sunday, February 07, 2016 6:49 PM GMT

kook-aid is for kooks who believe in conspiracy theories only.
sexylady7926
#183164321Sunday, February 07, 2016 6:50 PM GMT

^^^ screw that

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