You want a guy that's sweet, a guy that's tough,
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff,
The kind of guy that gets along with your friends, without being attracted to any of them
A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy a half good half bad half boy
Loves your brother, sensitive but not weak and
Is a great lo######alls your mother on the weekend
Now you might think that this guy only exists in your mind
Guess what... You're right!
If you want love
Lower your expectations a few,
Because prince charming would never settle for you
If you want love
Just pick a guy and love####
###d if he's got a thing for feet, say sweep me off em
Now the good thing is that at least men have very realistic expectations for women (he said sarcastically setting up the second verse of a comedy song)
You want a girl that's nice
A girl that's not, obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot
The kind of girl that you can show to your folks,
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
A real girl, a #o###########eally ho###########rand new really hot real doll
Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice, and only ever uses you to shop for her clothes with
Now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind,
But she's real, but last week... she died
If you want love
Lower your expectations a lot
You might think your face is a gift, I promise it's not
If you want love
Just pick a girl and love
Then ask her out and let the girl you love decline the offer
I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob
Somebody with be#######nd a dead end job
'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect
We want perfect children a perfect life
Perfect husb#######a perfect wife#########p down we know, we don't deserve it
But... we all deserve love
Even on the days when we aren't our best
Because we all suck, but love can make us suck less
We all deserve love
It's the very best part of being alive
And I would know, I just turned twenty five. |