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(Credit to MeetMyBro for the original post. Since he is no longer active on the RPF, I decided to repost it for him.
Original Thread: https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=214188356)
Basically everyone battles for a cookie stealing it from the person who has it. Then that person tries to keep the cookie for themselves while other people try to steal it and so on and so forth.
Rules:
Bumping is optional.
Only fight for the cookie.
Only post what you do to keep the cookie in your possession.
No eating the cookie.
Be realistic, don't create impossible scenarios.
Alright lets get started:
I'd throw the cookie on the table in front of everyone. |
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I'd steal the cookie and then hide it in a bank vault. |
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I find the vault and ask the bank officers to open the vault to retrieve the cookie. I then store in in my hidden storage which is closed. Only I have the key and it is in my pockets. |
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I pickpocket Golden, open the storage, grab the cookie, and then hide it on top of my roof. |
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I find missmass's house and go towards the roof, after getting to the roof I steal the cookie from it's hands and jump into the sewers. |
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I step out from the portal out of the last Steal the Cookie thread.
"Wow... Well, here we go again!"
And so I cheerily pray to the trip gods, and General trips and falls into the very darkest pit of the sewer, having dropped the cookie where he was originally. Humming happy music, I snatch up the cookie and start running. |
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As I am walking into the sewers to hide the cookie, I suddenly trip and fall head-first into the sewers with the cookie on the waters. I feel my body and it's a little damaged but nothing much. I grab the cookie and walk straight a bit in the sewers.
(The sewers will be a plot device later. Just note this post.)
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(But I stole the cookie...) |
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(Void the grab the cookie part then.)
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Gear
I ride to the opening of the sewers, riding my M4 Sherman.
"Derp, derp, derp-HEY!"
The Sherman gets stuck in the sewer entrance, blocking it. I somehow can't get it out! And it's a tier V tank-well I have my KV-I, but it would be HORRIBLE if I lose this Sherman!
Well, there go my cookie stealing plans... |
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After a bit of walking...
I see a tank in the distance, it looks dark without the lights but I think I can make up the shape.
"Hey, what are you doing? I don't even have the cookie!"
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Kayla3DJoin Date: 2012-09-03
Post Count: 1929 |
meanwhile i ride my bike to dark and steal the cookie and place it in a box in my backpack and take a lemon out as a weapon incase and say to dark "have a nice day m8." |
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"My Sherman got stuck! And I can't switch to my KV-1 or I'll get owned!" |
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I completely ignore the cookie and focus on the lemon.
I snatch it and start eating it.
"MMM! Don't tell me you don't eat your lemons raw!" |
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I place a log on the road and trip Kayla's bike. I reach for the cookie and stuff it in my back pocket.
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"Well, now you blocked the entrance, how am I supposed to get out of here? Someone tripped me into here." |
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I pray to the trip gods again.
Suddenly, Gear's tank trips... somehow... and falls down into the sewers.
TRIP MAGIC! >:) |
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I angrily shake my fist at Dark.
"Do you know how much repairs cost?!"
Grumbling, I despawn the Sherman... and break out the KV 1. Heheheheheh.... |
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I reach for my Trip God magic, but I'm all out of mana. Damn.
Instead, I pull out the remains of my lemon and throw it at Gear.
"Think fast, chucklenuts!"
(If anyone gets the reference, I will salute you sir.) |
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The lemon smashes right in my face.
"Ow... what are you fools doing? After him!"
The driver yells "Yes, sir!" in Russian, and chases Dark, ready to fire...
at a measly pace of 11 mph. |
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But I have MORE LEMONS! And I throw them under your tank treads.
They did nothing.
Damn.
But I still have MORE LEMONS! And I squeeze them in your direction.
They fall short.
Damn.
BUT THERE ARE EVEN MORE LEMONS! And now because you're about to crush me, I jump on your tank and smash them in your face.
YAY! |
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Kayla3DJoin Date: 2012-09-03
Post Count: 1929 |
i steal o ne of darks lemons and eat it with skin and all and also take the cookie
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Kayla3DJoin Date: 2012-09-03
Post Count: 1929 |
nvm about the cookie, im more of a lemon liker >:D |
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"The commander's hit! He can't focus!"
I fall out of the tank.
The loader pops out of the hatch, and tries to smack you with a wrench.
How DID he get that? |
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