I hate it when Donald Trump comes to my house and destroys my time machine with nukes. Every time he does that, I have to collect my insurance money and rebuild the time machine by using the radioactive Kryptonium that Superman gave me. It takes at least a month to rebuild it, but it's worth having it around for another month to explore the past of the eternal universe before Donald Trump comes to destroy the time machine again.
I don't know how many iterations of this cycle have occurred by now since I stopped keeping track a long time ago, but I know that it'll keep happening as long as Donald Trump is president of the United Galactic Empire.
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