This is not a test. A long range nuclear missile was spotted by the Forums Radar Defense System. Get to a shelter immediately and stock up on canned goods and plenty of water. Bring a battery powered radio and tune to channel 1337 FM for more information. If you do not have a shelter, get as low down as possible or go to your nearest community fallout shelter. Stay in there for 1-2 months or until radiation has cleared. The missile is believed to hit In less than 2 hours. Do not leave your house and leave telephone lines open for emergency use. President Pyvz will be speaking on all channels shortly. Be ready to get into your shelter at anytime. *Beep beep beep*
*Nuclear siren sounds*
pyvz is my uncle |