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May 17
I suffer a fractured skull in the Hunger Games.(It was that badger!) |
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ArizTradJoin Date: 2011-06-06
Post Count: 3311 |
May 18
I am in disneyworld when I puke 36 times from the teacups. |
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LemonMageJoin Date: 2010-02-24
Post Count: 1170 |
May 19, I get kidnapped by a gang of cyborgs and my family was killled. My friends were sent to another dimmension and the leader cyborg rips my throat open as the organs and blood spill out while I get 25 lashes. |
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minicakedJoin Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 1178 |
May 20
It was a dream. Phew! But now I lost my skateboard. |
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May 21. Those pesky cyborgs attacked right when I first beat Exam-C on Super Monkey Ball DX PS2. But I knew that fire and viruses can stop them. So I burned them with my weapon and inflicted Viruses on them. |
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May 22nd:
My cat jumped on the roof from our tree, and stood at the edge, looking like 'How the heck do I get down?' We called the police and firefighters to rescue our cat. |
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Cue... TROGDOR THE BUMPiNATOR! |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
Post Count: 6338 |
May 24th: I started playing ROBLOX! |
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May 25th: I remembered about those previous years because I discovered that I got an IP ban. |
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Jan. 24
In class I noticed movement in my bowel I gasped "Oh my!" But it was too late cramps had went unnoticed to what was in store. I ached and grab my small intestine I cried "Why me!" And then I felt a water like residue in my pants as I looked down I saw a brown slick of diarrhea coming down my pants I yelped but then I noticed that it was not over. My butt could not hold it in much longer. It exploded like a grenade and shot out spraying everybody near me, much like a flamethrower. I was not having a good day. |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
Post Count: 6338 |
May 28th
After the explosion my mom took me to the doctor.
The Doctor said "You Have EXPLOSIVE DIARRIA" |
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May 39th
Because of my explosive poop i was banned from the whole USA |
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May 30th: I literally pooped a bomb. |
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BUMP DAY!
May 31st: I poop in the middle of the Pacific ocean. I pooped a huge continent! It wasn't made from the brown stinky stuff. It was like a Europe-sized island! And there was even a city I pooped out! When I thought it was all over, I POOPED A CHUNK OF SOLID GOLD. |
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May 32nd:
someone stole the gold |
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June 2nd: My Explosive Diarrhea's gone! Phew! But I pooped a roll of toilet paper. |
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minicakedJoin Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 1178 |
June 3rd:
Okay, so I think it's gone. We go to Universal Studios for a cheer! But I get lost..... and I sound like a baby. |
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June 4th: It's not gone, just one last word! I pooped out a cupcake. Then, I went to the doctor and discovered that my E-Diarrhea is gone! |
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neb3834Join Date: 2010-09-01
Post Count: 49 |
june 5th u die but then u are alive some how then ur dog dies |
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HyporosJoin Date: 2008-07-02
Post Count: 4147 |
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June 7th
My girlfriend and I go to my house to make-out.
She is a good kisser. |
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(Wait a minute...
Are we all one person? Or was I being g.a.y?) |
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