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I'll go!
Obama was watching the toilet while mashed potatoes climbed up the wall.
~Last School Day Tommorow~ |
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uer mom shot down the bacon after the narwhal midnighted it |
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oucheysJoin Date: 2011-05-13
Post Count: 6869 |
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Mississippi mayor was caught opening a box of rocks when a lawn mower sneezed! |
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A lamp took a long nap then ate pizza. |
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ZenviouxJoin Date: 2013-04-21
Post Count: 2630 |
The ipad farted while trying to string cheese on a bike. |
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derangingJoin Date: 2012-06-11
Post Count: 11966 |
water exploded up into the sun and burped |
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JelincomiJoin Date: 2010-10-30
Post Count: 7404 |
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID THE THING I WAS WHEN ALL CAPS BUT PUNCTUATION SAID NO |
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The diahrrhea monster ate cookies in the trash can! |
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orsaiJoin Date: 2009-05-18
Post Count: 1315 |
John Prescott laughed as his multicoloured elephant exploded. |
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jaceyjaceJoin Date: 2010-03-12
Post Count: 5202 |
Shirley sucked at soccer so she shed shovels softly. |
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nerd_manJoin Date: 2011-07-23
Post Count: 15234 |
pickles dance with ants
#yoloswaggraduation2013 |
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I jumped off a bridge by being pushed by a whale that was flying over a sea of rainbows on the 53rd of Julember also at 3:61 and was drinkin' coffcola with a thirsty elephant inside the box of coffcola laughing with a broken laughbox while i was at a store.
How did i get pushed off a bridge at a store?
DId you notice that? |
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When Harry Flambo was riding his car a walrus jumped out and excluded him from the movie that didn't go viral on youface and everyone name jonas loved the banana that was twirling on the stage while the hippo stole the money and hid it in his pants.
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Bieber came out of wonderland, said Cinderella came out from a ball with plastic flowers, and tumbled down a hill on to Humpty Dumpty.
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I was in school the hippo told me to eat a twix so i broke off my eye to prove i was really cold and needed a pogo stick. |
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BooneHEADJoin Date: 2011-10-09
Post Count: 125099 |
I don't know how to make a weird sentence. |
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The cat burped and fell in bed |
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Cold poop crawled out of the sofa. |
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SciMyJoin Date: 2012-06-19
Post Count: 1701 |
My pet mongoose ran to da toilet, drinked out of it like a dog, then went out the house and rolled around in termites and mud, then we hoped on my couch and rolled on him, then I took a bat. |
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A dog kissed a monkey and had mouse babies! |
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A zombie swallowed a cat whole than blowed up and the whole universe exploded and then imploded on itself and after that smile dog pop-up appeared. |
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VizarusJoin Date: 2012-12-08
Post Count: 1322 |
69, nuff said! |
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A noob rained up the toaster that typed on a bed, which pooped on the lamp.
~Tips for Magicians: Always be the smartest guy in the room.~ |
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