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ace:....yo Achmed you okay? I thought you'd fly out of there by now... |
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Achmed: *tilts the planet and installs a navigation system and weapons* YOU GON DIE NOW |
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Ace: .....YOU STILL WANT TO FIGHT?! *winds up punch thirty times, and then hits planet so hard the entire outer shell shatters* |
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Achmed: YOU THREW ME HERE, YOU PSYCHOTIC IDIOT *starts flinging the shell debris at Ace and installs a second shell* |
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ace: BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING STUPID *smashes through second shell, throws a nuke right into planet's core* |
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Achmed: BY THAT LOGIC, YOU SHOULD BE LONG GONE BY NOW *flies away as the planet gets nuked behind me, starting a chain reaction* OH NICE GOING AYNSTYNE, YOU JUST DOOMED US ALL |
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Ace:...ME?! YOU STARTED THE FIGHT BACK UP! IS THERE ANY WAY TO STOP THIS?! |
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Achmed: *already ditched Ace and starts ransacking the Galactic Basement for ways to stop it* |
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ace: wait where did he go? good thing i put that tracker on him *teleports to Achmed* yo got a plan? |
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Achmed: Yeah, it's called TRYING NOT TO DIE. Now help me find the book that details how to stop this |
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ace: ew reading...fine I guess I'll look *starts reading covers* what are we looking for? *sees a book called "Stopping Planetary supernovas* no probably not that *throws in furnace* |
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Achmed: *finds a 50 Gray Shades book* I FOUND IT |
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ace: NICE...so what's in it? |
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Achmed: ###### ################ some of the illustrations* |
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Ace: owo o-oh....How does this help us exactly? |
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Achmed: I think we have to re-enact these positions to save the universe........... |
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Ace:...Are you sure? That doesn't make very much sense.... |
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Achmed: Do you have any other ideas? |
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Ace:Maybe deal with the chains of nukes outside... |
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Achmed: This book SHOWS us how to deal with the nukes outside... |
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Ace: But I don't see how the two are related! |
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Achmed: DO YOU WANT TO DIE OR NOT |
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Ace: I mean... can we even die? We're so strong. |
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Achmed: Your dad did, sooooooo |
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Ace: But he was 100000000000, that was from old age. Has anyone this strong died from wounds or battles? |
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