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Starting with me.
I was in the gym at school yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I looked up and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. |
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wvkndJoin Date: 2011-06-11
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public swimming pool, swim trunks came out
there. |
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One day at school during, I wanted to ask out my crush. She usually comes to talk to me, but she didn't that day. My friends, however, called her over and made me ask her out. Still forever alone. |
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cop360Join Date: 2009-07-20
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When I was in preschool, I thought it didnt matter which bathroom you went into. So I went into the girls. |
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EguanazorJoin Date: 2009-03-18
Post Count: 15429 |
i have pectus excavatum which is embarrassing enough |
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OP
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
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So yesterday, I went to Taco Bell with my brother to have lunch, and I got 8 Combo meals, and then I went to the Public Pool, and when I went in the deep end, I had very bad cramps, and I was trying to run to the restroom, but my stomach couldn't take it anymore, and before I knew it, I exploded in the pool!
I tried to run, but 2 minutes later, I tripped, and explosive diarrhea came out like fireworks, and made the pool turn brown. I tried again, but I slipped, and I exploded so hard, that everyone was laughing at me.
20 minutes later, I exploded in every pool. People were laughing at me, and I was crying, and no one could evacuate, because of my diarrhea. So the nurse carried me to a cab, and I exploded all the way home.
It's not funny. :'(
Very embarrassing. D: |
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Playing pokemon, Yelled" GONNA ROCK YO WORLD, CHARIZARD STYLE!" in a pokemon party... I was kicked out because they thought I was harasing someone. >:o |
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getting to hold a chicken and having my pet dog chase me and tear down my pants |
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XTCaliJoin Date: 2013-06-15
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My mom found a wrapper for something you use to protect yourself in my pocket while doing laundry.
#RIPTrayvon |
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I had explosive diarrhea in class in 7th grade. |
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OTWalMartJoin Date: 2013-07-14
Post Count: 1266 |
the op is so fake
that one is overused |
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My embarrassing moment was posting on this embarissingliny embarissing topic.. |
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Farted in a tight mall.
They kicked me out. |
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HatchetsJoin Date: 2011-10-09
Post Count: 6643 |
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i started crying in class because i didnt have my homework when i was in 2nd grade |
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HatchetsJoin Date: 2011-10-09
Post Count: 6643 |
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My pants fell off when I was getting to the bus. |
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