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Mine is :
Me:*Enters game*
Noob:*Enters game*
Me:*Kills noob*
Noob: OMFGZZZZZZZ HAXORZ
Me:-.-
Noob:Reprtd for haxng
Me:Get a grammer -.-
Noob:Reported
Me: WHat was it for this time!?!?!?
Noob:Telin me to gt a grmmr u nob
Me:*Exits*
Banned screen:Banned for 3 days for telling someone to get a grammer.
Me: WTF |
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Me:goes in wal-mart
Greeter:HAI THARZ!
Me:*punches greeter in face*
Me:*goes to fresh produce*
Me:*takes 4 apples*
n00b:JOO CANT DO ZAT CASE THEY MAH APLLEZ
Me:*pays for fruit*
n00b:j00 cant do zat!
n00b:*follows me home*
n00b:GIVE THEH FWUITZ!
Me:*beats the living snot out of n00b with banjo*
n00b:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1
n00b:*runs away and cries like little baby*
THE END! |
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Me:*enters game*
Me:*Goes into someone's tycoon*
Noob:*Reportd f0r stellin my mony
Me:*Looks at noob's money*ITS 2363 YOU IDIOT!
Noob:NO U
Me:-.-
Noob:Reptd
Me: FOR WHAT
Noob: sayng tis -.-
Me:Thats an emoticon
Noob:SHUTUP
Me:*Exits*
Banned screen:saying -.- is against the rules 2 day ban.
Me: OK THAT IS STUPID! |
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Boxguy54Join Date: 2009-07-15
Post Count: 1043 |
Me:Today im interviewing a noob
N00B:Reprted
Me:Why?
N00B:Fr SAYinG INrtervIEW
Me:>:0
N00B:Prorted!1111!!!!111
*2 weeks later*
Website:You have been banned from site for eternity!
Me;CMON! |
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Foo4560Join Date: 2008-10-11
Post Count: 176 |
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Script09Join Date: 2009-05-22
Post Count: 549 |
:D
shark hat pitchmen
*commercial flips on*
guy 1: Hey guy 2! Whatcha got there?
guy 2: a Shark hat! It sinco rocks!
guy 1: That wasn't in teh script!
guy 2: well I don't think a real shark was in the script either!
guy 1: REAL SHARK
*shark 'hat' goes on a rampage*
both guys: AAAGAGAAHGSHAGHAGSHASGAHSGAHSGASHGSHASGHSGHFDHJGDHGDKJHGDKJSHDGJHFDKHFGDJHFGDHJFGDKJHFDHFDHFGSHFDSHFDHJGSDFSHGJDFSHGDFSKDJHFDHGSFDyfYSUFGHVFTGVFDSFGHJHGFCDCFVGHAAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHASHASHASHASHASHASHSHSDJGFHJDFGDHJGH.................................
I'm not so good at comidy... |
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XROBLOXZJoin Date: 2009-01-31
Post Count: 163 |
LOL thats well LOL |
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nelicsJoin Date: 2008-01-04
Post Count: 7571 |
Me: Wazzap? :P
Him: I AM A PICKLE!
Me: Alrighty then. |
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Script09Join Date: 2009-05-22
Post Count: 549 |
srry for making the screen so long :( |
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veng2Join Date: 2008-12-13
Post Count: 3766 |
Guy:Do you want rare Hats?But dont want to pay the cost?
Me:Yeah!
Guy:Well we dont sell rare Hats but we do sell bricks and studs.
Me:-_- |
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Seller:Free studs and bricks!
Me::D YAY!!!!! *Walks over to seller*
Seller Hello would you like a free stud or brick
Me:Ok
Seller*Hands brick*
Me:*Eats*
Seller:They are not eadable -.-'
Me:Lier *Explodes*
Seller:Tould ya
Guy1:*Walks over to stand*
Seller: *Hands brick*
Guy1:*Throws at seller*
Seller*Falls*
Guy1*Runs away*
Noob:LLOOOOOLOOL YOU DIEDDD LOLOL CN I HVE A BRCK!
Seller:No NOOB!
Noob:*Reports*
Seller:*leaves*
Banned screen:Reported for saying NO NOOB!
Noob:OOLOLOLLOOLLOOLLO
Seller*Punches computer*!
THE END!!!! |
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Once upon a time a bunch of students from Stanford thought it was a great idea to make a game based on a physics engine. They implimented simple scripting with a free SDK, Lua. They thought that they had made a completely awesome game.
Needless to say a bunch of 5 year olds found this game and started abusing every function in it. They would then call everyone a noob and disrespect the makers and developers of this game. Their forums would get spammed by little 5 year olds everyday.
They had completely abandoned the game. Their hearts turned cold and had stopped going into the completely spammed suggestions forum.
The 5 year olds have won.
The End. |
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tooper110Join Date: 2009-02-21
Post Count: 103 |
ya rly |
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tmad97Join Date: 2008-06-24
Post Count: 176 |
me:*kills 24joe98 on kesserine pass
24:OMG IM REPORTING FOR KILLING ME
me:so
24:so you get banned
me:not for killin on o fightinggame
24:6yes you do!
me:no you dont
24:uggg im leavin becase im a false reporting noob*leaves place
me:lol |
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Me: Ohai der
Noobz: REPAWTADE!
Me: For what?!
Noobz: FO SAING OH! DAT ESH A BAWD WERD!
Me: If it's a swear, why did you say it?
Noobz: REPAWTED AGEN FO SAING "IT" TWAYSE!
Me: Shaddap.
Noobz: REPAWTADE FO TELAING MEH TEW SHAT AWP!
Me: *leaves*
Screen: bla bla bla banned for 3 days bla bla bla profainty.
Innapropriate: Oh
Innapropriate: It
Innapropriate: Shaddap.
Me: WTFHAX?!!?!??!?!?!??! |
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frezzer88Join Date: 2009-05-04
Post Count: 491 |
me: benn building a mansion on bfl for hours
nOOb:comes in and spwn kills me for a few mins
me:DUDE quit!!!
nOOb:DUHH NO! 'delets all my work
me:im gona report u to the maker!!!!
nOOB: 'leaves and tells maker i did all those things
me:'looks at ban message WHAT?!?!?!??!?!
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Bump Keep it going :D
Me:OMFG A PICKLE
Noob Dressed as pickle:MGOGMOGOMMGO DNT KEELL MEEEEHH
Me:*Eats*
Noob Repor-
Me:BWAHAHA Nao you cant report meh! |
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FLASHOTTTJoin Date: 2008-06-06
Post Count: 303 |
me omg a noob
noob you a noob
me ban noob
guy you ban 100000 day
noob nooooooooo |
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tooper110Join Date: 2009-02-21
Post Count: 103 |
me:hi
noob:WHoSa yoU?!?!?!
me:uuuuuh...tooper110
noob:OMg hAXoR1!!!11!!1!
me: -_- *shoots noob*
noob: reported
me:the game is "War Tycoon" if you dont want 2 die dont go 2 a game that has the word "War" in it.
noob:NO U!!11!!!!111!!!1! *quits game*
me:... that was weird. |
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Me:*Goes to Tycoon*
n00b:JOO STOL MEH MONEZ
Me:No I didn't, I couldn't even if I wanted to
n00b:REPORTED
Me:For what?!
n00b:idk
Me:reported
n00b:WHY?! *starts crying*
Me:Because you false reported me
n00b:NO I DIDNTZ!
Me:Yes you did!
n00b:NO U!
Me:*leaves tycoon*
n00b:WELL IZ ALONE NOW SO WHATZ SHOULD I DOEZ...I KNOW!
n00b:NUMA NUMA AI! NUMA NUMA NUMA NUMA AI!
Me:*sees ban screen*
Me:what?!
Screen:Banned for 1 day for reasons unknown
Me:wth |
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