Noob Police: The next generation!

Boxguy54

Join Date: 2009-07-15
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#11333589Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:29 PM GMT

Box Jr:TOO MANY!FALL BACK!

Ohforf

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#11333654Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:30 PM GMT

Ohforf Jr.: No! We can't let the crossroads fall in the hands of the noobs!

Boxguy54

Join Date: 2009-07-15
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#11333696Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:31 PM GMT

Box Jr:A NUKE!LETS GET OUTTA HERE!

wareagle20

Join Date: 2008-09-12
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#11333815Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:33 PM GMT

War: My back hurts! Junior, gimme some ice! War Jr.: Coming Papa. War: Thanks sonny, here have a taco. Now go clean...*falls asleep* War Jr.: Ok... Hey everybody!

MegamanZero79

Join Date: 2009-03-19
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#11334244Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:39 PM GMT

Zero Jr.:*ruthlessly cutting noobs to pieces* Noob:*trying to run away* Zero Jr.:*jumps up, and slashes the noob in half**continues cutting noobs to pieces*You call this overwelming? Screen:*shows hundreds of noobs rushing, but that many more lying in pieces*

Ohforf

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#11340241Saturday, July 18, 2009 7:41 PM GMT

Ohforf Jr. A nuke? Why would Arnewbie use a nuke? He wants this place noobified, not destroyed!

S1ntag

Join Date: 2008-07-07
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#11380593Sunday, July 19, 2009 1:45 PM GMT

younger me: *enters roblox studio, then uses forcefield option on everything but the noobs*

Ohforf

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#11386593Sunday, July 19, 2009 4:24 PM GMT

Ohforf Jr: Anyways I think we're almost done...Uh-oh! Buckethead Noob A noob that has a bucket on his head to defend himself. An upgraded version of a Conehead Noob, in other words.

uscdrew

Join Date: 2008-02-14
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#11446640Monday, July 20, 2009 4:36 PM GMT

Me: *takes hammer and hits the bucketnoob on the head* BucketNoob: ACK! IT HURTS MY EARS!

Irockz

Join Date: 2008-01-02
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#11448179Monday, July 20, 2009 5:03 PM GMT

Irockz Jr: *jumps down* *scans Bucket Noob on Irockz's noobdex* DIE! *shoots the bucketnoob with aura ball* Irockz: *jumps down from plane* Ohforf: Irockz, you look so old, yet you fly a plane and divebomb? WTF is with this world? Irockz: I'm the forbidden lucario. I'll live on forever. son... do good. Irockz Jr: AURA TIME! -Back 50 years- Irockz: GOD! I HATE THIS TOWER!!! Irockz Jr: *appears and scans bucketnoob into Irockz's noobdex* My dad will think I'm making baloney if he doesnt have it.... Irockz: Wait, WHAT? I'm your da-- Irockz Jr: AURA TIME! *goes back to the future (LOLz, thats a movie)* -Forwars 50 years- Irockz: Well, son, seems you have a bucketnoob! strange, I never seen one when I was 22, yet he was still registered in my noobdex! (lol, I'm is 72 and he flies a plane-thats how young Irockz got down)

Superfastguy

Join Date: 2009-02-08
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#11448529Monday, July 20, 2009 5:09 PM GMT

SFG: Ugghh.. Now go on.. and take this Emrald with you. SFG Jr: Why daddy? SFG: Your find out.. your find out... SFG Jr: Ok... *Gets in car* SFG Jr's Big Sister: *Drives SFG Jr to NP HQ* Now get on. SFG Jr: *Gets out and sees FireFlame noobs* Gah! *Thinks and snaps finger* I know- Woah! Chaos Emrald: *Sends an blast killing noobs 20 metters around him* SFG Jr: Wow...

Superfastguy

Join Date: 2009-02-08
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#11448847Monday, July 20, 2009 5:15 PM GMT

SFG Jr: *Goes to second floor, which is invaded by Figter Noobs* FIGHTER NOOBS: Fighter Noobs are very strong and has swords. They don't have amror at ALL. SFG Jr: *Kicks Chaos emralds to Fighter Noobs* F.Ns: *Blow up*

Irockz

Join Date: 2008-01-02
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#11449348Monday, July 20, 2009 5:25 PM GMT

Irockz JR: *quickly scans them before they explode*

Irockz

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#11450464Monday, July 20, 2009 5:47 PM GMT

*meanwhile* Irockz: *runs to the old np hq, which is now abandoned and goes onto the computer's webcam* -with SFG and SFG Jr- SFG Jr: *fighting in abandoned building and sees flashing control panel* Huh? *walks over to it And fights noobs without looking* Irockz: SFG Jr. I see you're here. Watch out for Arnewbie! He's so stubborn that he wont listen to his father at all! SFG JR: ok, cut to the chase. Irockz: get your father on. SFG: Hello, Irockz. Irockz: Remember us and usc were the first 3 to retire? SFG: Thats because we had children and we needed money to raise them, so we entered the noob prix in hope to win and kill some noobs in the process. remember? Irockz: Yes. well, all the noob police and their children have to report to the old hq we used! SFG: Sure! We'll get there right away! Irockz: Thanks. -End transmission- now for Ohforf.

Ohforf

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#11457477Monday, July 20, 2009 7:50 PM GMT

Ohforf Jr.: OK, I think we've defeated all of the noobs here...wait who's that big noob? Mini-Boss Giant Noob That's one big noob!

Irockz

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#11459456Monday, July 20, 2009 8:21 PM GMT

Irockz JR: *scans it* Gee, how could dad put up with this? AURA BALL! *shoots the Giant noob* Giant Noob: RAAARGH! *grabs Irockz Jr* Irockz+Ohforf: *run up* NOT SO FAST! *Irockz shoots Irockz jr from giant noob's hands and ohforf grabs Ohforf jr's collar, then they run* -SOON AT NOOB BASE- Irockz: Son, we're using the old noob police hq. Irockz Jr: What?! Irockz: Stay in here! a nuclear bomb is about to come and destroy the deserted city which was once west ROBLOXia!

yoshiguy

Join Date: 2007-10-19
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#11460017Monday, July 20, 2009 8:30 PM GMT

bump to help the thread....

S1ntag

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#11466091Monday, July 20, 2009 10:13 PM GMT

thx, yoshiguy! you're a nice guy. younger me: This is a move i learned and perfected from dad. *throws a sword at the lava beam, and it falls in the noob's path*

Ohforf

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#11466263Monday, July 20, 2009 10:16 PM GMT

Ohforf: You did a great job son. Here is your reward. Ohforf Jr receives 100 Tix and a bronze sword. Ohforf Jr: Thank you Dad! Ohforf: Don't mention it son. When you're stronger, you can try fighting Giant Noobs, but right now stick to fighting weak noobs OK? Ohforf Jr: Yes Papa. Ohforf: We have a simulator that allows you to fight all sorts of noobs. Do you want to try it out? Ohforf Jr: Ok Papa.

mac807

Join Date: 2008-10-06
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#11466943Monday, July 20, 2009 10:27 PM GMT

Max: Lolz you guys were named after your fathers lolz

Ohforf

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#11467023Monday, July 20, 2009 10:28 PM GMT

Ohforf Jr: *pulls out bronze sword* You want to take this out on the sword fight arena?

mac807

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#11467097Monday, July 20, 2009 10:29 PM GMT

Max: Who? Me? Or some noob guy? I'm confused...

Ohforf

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#11477962Tuesday, July 21, 2009 1:36 AM GMT

Ohforf Jr.: I mean you lol. You made fun of my name! >:(

mac807

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#11491756Tuesday, July 21, 2009 8:29 AM GMT

Max: Well, I'd be happy! Mac: Noo! You should be fighting the enemy!!! Max: Ohforf Jr might as well be my enemy!

magma101

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#11492305Tuesday, July 21, 2009 9:23 AM GMT

Jack jr: BucketHeads? wood isn't Immune to electricity,fools! Jack jr:*Blasts the Head of a Bucket head noob* Jack:I'm too old for this! Jack jr: Too bad Too sad old man!