bonkedd
#143173586Sunday, August 10, 2014 10:40 AM GMT

WAITER! THERE'S A PIKACHU IN MY SOUP!
Shimiiy
#143239199Monday, August 11, 2014 1:39 AM GMT

WHAT!? A WOODEN LEG THAT BELONGS TO THE NOOB AND PIKACHU IS INSIDE YOUR SOUP!? EAT IT! OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT! Waiter? Flippy's inside my soup! He's gonna murder me!
telmy
#143378763Tuesday, August 12, 2014 2:25 PM GMT

Well why don't you eat Flippy... He's quite delicious after all >:3 (*BEEP BEEP* CANNIBAL ALERT *BEEP BEEP*) Waiter... There's a magical cow poop in my soup...
themathjesticforce
#143407283Tuesday, August 12, 2014 8:50 PM GMT

ma'm its a little thing called cheese WAITER I A M LAGGI NG VER Y HAR D RIGH T NO W
johnspartan117
#143411004Tuesday, August 12, 2014 9:30 PM GMT

WAITER! THERE'S A... wait... no. It's nothing in my soap. It was my imagination.
North1233
#143412994Tuesday, August 12, 2014 9:51 PM GMT

soap? THIS ISN'T A RESTROOM! Waiter! creepypastas are in my soup.
johnspartan117
#143413477Tuesday, August 12, 2014 9:55 PM GMT

Sorry, sir. Our main dish is.... TERROR. UH MY GUD! WAITER! THERE'S A SOUP IN MY SOUP! INCEPTION! BAAAAAAAAAAAAA! http://www.roblox.com/Inception-BWAAAH-item?id=130984217
joe23415
#143624399Friday, August 15, 2014 2:12 AM GMT

- Smashes head agenst table - WHYYYYYYYYYYY?! WAITER! My siggy is in my soup! Do you know what it means? V - Fat Man above 2fort -
noobthepwner
#143643233Friday, August 15, 2014 7:05 AM GMT

Ill cook you a new one Waiter! Theres a dude in my soup!
North1233
#143672726Friday, August 15, 2014 5:46 PM GMT

Don't worry, he's just there to collect your taxes. Waiter, there's a tl;dr in my soup!
KindaTrash
#143673051Friday, August 15, 2014 5:51 PM GMT

Can't do much about that. Waiter! Theres a gun in my soup!
North1233
#143673349Friday, August 15, 2014 5:55 PM GMT

Oh, there's the gun i was gonna bruttaly murder you-i mean the gun that i was gonna bruttaly murder a fish with. Waiter, a hat is in my soup!
Curosity
#143703749Saturday, August 16, 2014 12:17 AM GMT

Wear it! WAITER! Your IPhone is in my soup!
saronite1100
#143707569Saturday, August 16, 2014 1:01 AM GMT

No it isn't. You've distracted me! WAITER! THERE'S A MAMA LUIGI IN MY SOUP!
joe23415
#143716408Saturday, August 16, 2014 2:40 AM GMT

And there's lotsa spaghetti!-wait. Wrong one. WAITER! There's a sugar cube in my soup!
saronite1100
#143758377Saturday, August 16, 2014 4:54 PM GMT

You ordered the desert soup, right? WAITER! SONIC.EXE'S IN MY SOUP!
WolfIII
#143784019Saturday, August 16, 2014 10:16 PM GMT

Here's what you do, uninstall it. Z0MG W41T3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T3R5 4 N00B 1N MY S0UP H4444LLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP11111!!!111!!!!11!1!111!!!!!
happysupercooldude99
#143816529Sunday, August 17, 2014 5:04 AM GMT

I think it's you. Oh wait..nvm I thought it was my pet n00b. Waiter...........łœł is in my soup. Also, a ûß°• is in there as well.
saronite1100
#143839355Sunday, August 17, 2014 3:32 PM GMT

Have a nice walk home, buddy. WAITER! SMOSH IS IN MY SOUP!
vivaftw
#143844043Sunday, August 17, 2014 4:47 PM GMT

Well then SHUT UP! Waiter! There's a Pewdiepie in my soup!!!
saronite1100
#143844147Sunday, August 17, 2014 4:49 PM GMT

My message to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLuwFhPLJ9Q WAITER! THERE'S NIGHTCORE IN MY SOUP!
Cereal_Tree
#143926116Monday, August 18, 2014 4:20 PM GMT

Talk to the chef, he likes Night-core. WAITER, there is 3.1415926535897932 in my soup!
SuperKirbylover
#143935402Monday, August 18, 2014 6:49 PM GMT

Take the Pi and eat it then. SOUP, THERE'S A BOWL IN MY WAITER!
maggotbrain
#143935560Monday, August 18, 2014 6:52 PM GMT

:O :O :O Waiter, theres a cactus in my soup.
joe23415
#143935821Monday, August 18, 2014 6:56 PM GMT

Any day now.... WAITER! There is an cliche (overdone) joke in my soup!