Mekadon
#145566058Sunday, September 07, 2014 3:55 PM GMT

I am not sure if Zhu Zhu Pets hamsters are waterproof, so I'm gonna have to show it to a toy repairman. WAITER! THERE'S A BUTTON IN MY SOUP!!!
imakittymeow45
#145567058Sunday, September 07, 2014 4:07 PM GMT

Coat buttons? Sell em and get money! WAITER THERES A KYUREM EX RARE POKEMON CARD IN MY SOUP!
mick894noonoo
#145570314Sunday, September 07, 2014 4:46 PM GMT

Give it to me and I will feed it to my mom WAITER! THERE IS A CACTUS IN MY SOUP AND ITS SPRAYING MY FACE WITH SOUP BECAUSE ITS FARTING AT ME!
e_Scriph
#145572498Sunday, September 07, 2014 5:11 PM GMT

Waiter theres a immature kid in my soup! ¡sǝʎ uǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɹoɥs sʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ou ʎɐs ןןıʍ ı 'ǝsɐǝןd uǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɹoɥs sʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq sןd ʎɐs noʎ ɟı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ou
saronite1100
#145590874Sunday, September 07, 2014 8:20 PM GMT

Yeah right. WAITER! THERE'S A DOG IN MY SOUP!
Robloxia38
#145591080Sunday, September 07, 2014 8:22 PM GMT

If it's a DogE, kill it. Waiter, there's soup in my soup!
saronite1100
#145591190Sunday, September 07, 2014 8:23 PM GMT

Well, no duh, kid. WAITER! THERE'S A FOOTBALL IN MY SOUP!
Robloxia38
#145591512Sunday, September 07, 2014 8:26 PM GMT

Little people are playing nfl sports Waiter, there's a dead body that somehow fits in my soup!
e_Scriph
#145601868Sunday, September 07, 2014 10:16 PM GMT

I will fkz that body! ¡sǝʎ uǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɹoɥs sʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ou ʎɐs ןןıʍ ı 'ǝsɐǝןd uǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɹoɥs sʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq sןd ʎɐs noʎ ɟı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ou
al648
#145613715Monday, September 08, 2014 12:33 AM GMT

Waiter, there is a bomb in my soup. And it is ticking. The Chezburger Lover, ♥❶❸❸❼♥
TheVirusOfDoom
#145666085Monday, September 08, 2014 10:40 PM GMT

WAITER! THERE'S A BRONY IN MY SOUP!!! Waiter: Oh Gawd Kill It! Me: Bang Bang
TinyTrollomon
#145673826Tuesday, September 09, 2014 12:13 AM GMT

WAITER THERE'S WATER IN MY SOUP!!!
e_Scriph
#145674358Tuesday, September 09, 2014 12:20 AM GMT

Sherlock is that you? Waiter... Theres oil in my soup! ¡sǝʎ uǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɹoɥs sʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ou ʎɐs ןןıʍ ı 'ǝsɐǝןd uǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɹoɥs sʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq sןd ʎɐs noʎ ɟı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ou
maggotbrain
#145698766Tuesday, September 09, 2014 6:45 AM GMT

Eat it up then! You fellah payed for the oil supreme. WAITER! Theres a #MerelyIlluminati In my soup!
Long_Doggo
#145707514Tuesday, September 09, 2014 2:17 PM GMT

Oh Okay. WAITER, THERE IS A WAITER IN MY SOUP!!!!11111ONE
al648
#145734348Tuesday, September 09, 2014 10:45 PM GMT

Waiter, there's a Waiter in my soup! The Chezburger Lover, ♥❶❸❸❼♥
al648
#145734466Tuesday, September 09, 2014 10:46 PM GMT

@Soggy HELP I CAN'T SWIM Waiter, there's an eqyptian in my soup. The Chezburger Lover, ♥❶❸❸❼♥
Long_Doggo
#145747310Wednesday, September 10, 2014 1:12 AM GMT

Eat it then. WAITER! THERES A SOGGY CHEEZBUGER IN MY SOUP!!!!! Wait a second, IM IN MY SOUP! D:
M0USEBOY
#145755756Wednesday, September 10, 2014 2:47 AM GMT

Waiter, There's an ATR'er in my soup! Forum Games are like books; Nothing exciting happens.
Harlyalt
#145773295Wednesday, September 10, 2014 2:49 PM GMT

Omg get it away from meh. Waiter, there's an ODer in my soup!
vivaftw
#145779217Wednesday, September 10, 2014 5:59 PM GMT

Have a date with him/her maybe you'll like it :3 Waiter, there's a KAMEHAMEHA in my soup!!!
harrymills1
#145790821Wednesday, September 10, 2014 9:30 PM GMT

My, my, my. I don't know how to deal with that sort of thing... have some more soup on the house? WAITER! Why are my underwear in the soup?
e_Scriph
#145791337Wednesday, September 10, 2014 9:37 PM GMT

Eww get it off. Waiter there is a [Content Destroyed by Shedletsky] in my soup.
WhoNeededMoney
#145936983Saturday, September 13, 2014 1:54 AM GMT

idk call the police waiter there is a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY rare pokemon card in my soup
iambored12345678
#145937335Saturday, September 13, 2014 1:59 AM GMT

What? Give it to me! Imma sell this on eBay! Waiter, there's a creeper in my soup. What's that? Oh, it's hissing.