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(blue, its played as a tactical game, if you want to be effective, give commands to your troup)
stormboyz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! death from the sky
*stormboyz land right in the middle of a terminator squad*
gutwrencha: heh, stupid humie *charges*
that looted predator blows up the first time it tries to shoot, firing a dangerous anyman round* |
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me: Terminators slice and dice those stormboyz! Marines Fire at anything not human! Predators charge up those lasers and fire!
bty claw I'm thinkin' about buying this game. They have it at Wal-Mart =)
Also I need you to kill a noob for me. His name is darthvader8888. He annoyed me out of a game. Also can you direct me to a website that can like tell me about the troops for each side. I don't know much. |
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What exactly does the imperial guard do if the space marines are the defenders of mankind? |
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me: Terminators slice and dice those stormboyz! Marines Fire at anything not human! Predators charge up those lasers and fire!
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(im back in sc so i can pleh more)
gutwrencha: oi, fall back dem nids second wave is coming dis time dey gots da broods not just rippers boyz fall in line in front of me me mega armor will ave bullets bouncin off it |
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me: Yes, they're retreating! Get them off this planet now! A squad of marines and I will set up camp. |
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*a tendril of hive fleet leviathan can be seen above*
gutwrencha: *miles away* okay lets set up defences around da base beetween da nid, an thier counless numbas, da humies, and whateva dem boyz said dey heard near dier trukk. *space marine drop pods can be seen falling towards the space marine lines: an now da rest of dier thousand in thier chapta is joinin em, oi. set up defenses, mekboyz, make plenty o' defense turrets, an lastly anyboy dat dont got deffgunz or shootaz need ta get inside. NOW! |
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ok peeps the tyranid player who is going to control the tendril leviathan is here
class: brood lord
biomorphs: adrenal glands, extended carapace, acid maw, toxin sacs
(and here is the guard and there are 11 of them)
class: genestealers
biomorphs: acid maw, toxin sacs, extended carapace
(here is what they do)
adrenal glands: they give the creature an adrenaline boost that never ends
acid maw: the creatures tounge is dripping with acid need i say more?
toxin sacs: a parasite that gives the host the ability to conjure toxins
extended carapace: will make the tyranid harder to kill
ok now that you have the basis of what my genestealers have im going to start my small invasion (no creature besides tyranid can understand the tyranid)
*spore mines fly down from the ships*
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*walks out of docs office looking at a green hand that he hadnt seen in years of his orkisk life* gutwrencha: oi, me hand dont look right without a klaw, but, i need my guns, you grots bring me me two kustom speshul shootas |
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me: Tyranids! Lots of them! Fire everything you've got!
*everything fires at tyranids* |
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(peeps spore mines are living BOMBS)
*groups of living dropships drop the tyranid down to the planet* hive tyrant: tyranid we must take this planet at all costs *three lictors become visible* lictors you must take out their defenses for you cannot be seen by any creature *lictors turn invisible* brood lord you must infiltrate their bases and inform us of their weak point
brood lord: yes sir *brood lord and genestealers infiltrate the base* hive tyrant: gaunts you will do the frontal charge along with the carnifexs and the rippers, zoanthropes you will destroy their psychic powers then you must join us in the battle, all other tyranid must do what they do best in this battle *the tyranid move to start fighting*
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gutwrencha: oi, you boyz should git shootas, also you slugga boyz, carefull, they come in waves and swarms i you here da dakka stop git ready, but until den chop anything not green or in blood axes colors, coz dats us |
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me: There's no way we or the orks could handle this alone. We're too widely spread out. This is not good. |
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hive tyrant: tyranid destroy them *the zoanthropes cut all psycher power and the lictors cut the mechanical power then they do what they do best they swarm*
(now i should control my character who is behind enemy lines due to infiltration)
brood lord: tyranid our food has decided to work together |
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*are you in the ork base, or in the human base, and the orks didnt agree to help the marines, if thier lucky, since my clan is blood axes, the orks will help against a common foe* |
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marine: maybe we should ask for help from the orks. Gyah!
me: That might be a good idea, but first...
*I jump in to battle slaying 1 of the enemies.
me:... I'm gonna slice and dice! |
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broodlord: servents our reports state that the enemy commander is in the battle so that is where we shall go *genestealers smile*
hive mind: broodlord i grant you the ability to communicate with your pray *changes the broodlords vocal cords so it can now speak the human language*
broodlord: yes my lord *broodlord and co. climb up and run behind the commander* |
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me: sargeant, tell the marines fighting the orks to fall back to the camp!
sargeant: Yes, sir!
me: private, contact HQ tell them we need reinforcements!
private: Yes, sir!
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broodlord: there is no surviving the wrath of the tyranid *stabs the commander with his claws* this planet is ours (the zoanthropes and the lictors cut off all sources of communication you cant call your HQ for men)
(i forgot to mention genestealers, broodlords, lictors, and sometimes warriors have rending claws which are dimond tipped claws) |
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me: so...you think you can beat me. *stabs the thing that stabbed me* evacuate the planet unless the orks agree to help us! |
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broodlord: *stares intently at the commander* you have not pierced my carapace *grabs the sword and pulls it out of the bone* now you shall die *extends the acid toung and wraps it around the commanders armor* *armor starts to melt* |
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*gargoyles fly overhead toward the HQ* |
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*after armor melts I slide out*
me: full retreat! We'll have to wait for more reinforcements to arrive! Thank god they didn't know that armor was larger than the body.
*shuttles fly down and evacuate the marines*
me: We'll retake that planet just you wait. |
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