zimit1996Join Date: 2011-11-09
Post Count: 3007 |
Forgot wish.
I wish that babies were men. |
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Granted, but they already are.
I wish people would stop cyber bullying. |
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Granted, but you become a cyberbully.
I wish for world peace. |
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Granted, but it'll never happen because us humans are stupid and the only way to fix stuff is war.
I wish my group had 100+ active members. |
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InlustrisJoin Date: 2013-01-20
Post Count: 1104 |
Granted, but all the members in the group get banned because they joined the group :3
I wish I was queen of lemurs |
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Granted but you're the worst queen ever, so they kill you.
I wish I had 10,000 robux |
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zimit1996Join Date: 2011-11-09
Post Count: 3007 |
Granted, but you waste it on lame limiteds that no one is going to buy.
I wish I had 500 sons. |
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Granted, but only 499 Of them are dead,
I wish I could fly
╔╦╦╦ ╠╬╬╬╣ ╠╬╬╬╣ ╠╬╬╬╣ ╚╩╩╩╝ |
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Granted, but you can only fly and never walk again. |
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Forgot to wish, AGAIN.
I wish I had a chip in my head that tells me everything that happened. |
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Granted, but the chip will eventually make you go crazy.
I wish for a new pink bicycle :/ |
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Granted, but it gets stolen.
I wish some world devastating disaster happened right now. |
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RetrionJoin Date: 2012-11-23
Post Count: 8332 |
Granted, but everyone dies
I wish I had a handgun that I could kill JB, Selena Gomez, and 1D with. |
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Granted, but they're so horrible that the bullets reflect. |
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Vicky5232Join Date: 2011-05-21
Post Count: 41 |
Granted, but so many people (not including me) think JB is awesome, they made sure you went to jail.
I wish I could have a donut.
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD |
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Granted, but its a salty donut with urine on it.
I wish music would be like it was around 2010. |
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Granted, but the music videos for each song has Miley twerking in them. |
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O GOD, PLS NO.
You forgot to wish so I'll continue.
I wish that music would be like it was in 2010, WITHOUT Miley twerking in the MVs. |
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RetrionJoin Date: 2012-11-23
Post Count: 8332 |
Granted, but time travel would reverse and you'd be sent to 1953 with no doughnuts.
I wish for...uhh...a sandwich? No, I wish for a paper plate with a face that I can call Jerry and then incinerate, thus creating a time paradox and allowing me to go back to 1921 and give everybody really cool stuff. |
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RetrionJoin Date: 2012-11-23
Post Count: 8332 |
Granted, but people accidentally shoot you with the G18 that you gave them and you're stuck in a 1922 hospital for 6 months, then you realize you can't get back.
I wish for a taco. |
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Granted but there's marmite inside of it. |
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Vicky5232Join Date: 2011-05-21
Post Count: 41 |
Granted, but you get banned for hacking (even if you didn't)
I wish I had another donut that was perfectly fine. |
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RetrionJoin Date: 2012-11-23
Post Count: 8332 |
But the donut grows brains and eats the Empire State Building, and then eats all major countries.
I wish all birds had a sandwich apiece. |
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