Maybe Uncle but what about GRANDPA TENTACLES!?
Name:(above)
Price:Dunno
Description:Elderly squid/octopus/octagonapus
Wears glasses and has an awesome Paper Boy Hat.
Actually billy, other people proposed the idea bafore you ;D.
But, that doesn't mean you didn't play a part in it. Just don't call it a rip-off, because it's not like your idea is copyrighted.