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Day 2: Today my teacher gave me a detention because I didn't noticed that the genders toilets changed places |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18 Post Count: 21924 |
Day 3: Today some fat guy sat on me on the bus, and in the cafeteria.
True fact: Humans are 50% bannana and 50% chair |
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Day 5: Today, i tried to prank my friend by putting a gas balloon under my friend's seat. It turns out he saw, and then tried to throw at me, but throwed at teacher's seat instead, and then the teacher sat (And didn't see the balloon) and then... she found out it was me so i got 5 day detention. |
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kosimiJoin Date: 2011-02-26 Post Count: 14729 |
Day 6: I had drama then lunch
happy? |
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day 7: a fell off the roof. |
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day 8: My mom forgot to make my lunch, I mist the bus, I broke a school computer and now owe them 600 more dollars, my dog was caught by the dog catcher. |
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Day 9: A girl just beat me up today and my reputation is ruined. |
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day 10: I stabbed myself with a butchers knife and woke up in the hospital in tons of pain. |
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Day 11: I was better and decided to go to school. A bully kicked my butt and I had to go to the hospital again. |
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day 12: I was arrested for breathing on the teacher and was fined two hundred thousand dollars, then my parents disowned me. |
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Day 13: It's Saturday, duh. |
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Day 14: It's sunday, I went to the church and the priest threw holy water on me calling me the devil. |
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Day 15: I forgot to do my math homework and boom, detention. |
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Day 16: It's tuesday, PIZZA DAY! I ran to the lunch room, after waiting 5 hours in line I got a detention for not coming back to class. |
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Day 17: Today I hurt my leg in PE. Won't be able to go to school for a few days. Yay. |
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Day 18: A officer forced me to go to school, then when I was done he shot my arms off, everything is going dark. |
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Day 19: Guess what day it is today? Not friday, fry day! :D |
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Day 20: I woke up in a hospital, I was de-limbed and there was a crowd of people around me. I was finally realizing I have a place in this world. Then I saw the doctor pulling a plug. I woke up in heavon! And god sent me back to earth ._. |
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Day 21: Just purchased a video game and my friend asked if I could give it to him for a week and I was forced to say yes. |
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kosimiJoin Date: 2011-02-26 Post Count: 14729 |
Day 23: Its a wierd day. I'm called a devil again. |
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Day 24: I go to Mrs . Apple's Office and she gives me a Happy A+ with a smiley face right on the left side of my paper... |
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