Comedy OMG! (Season 1)

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#11733261Saturday, July 25, 2009 3:59 PM GMT

ZOMG! Hello people! Hello Hello Hello! Hello (High voice) Hello (Low voice) Hello (Slo-mo)! OMG I'm saying hello alot. Hello! Just put anything that you think that it's like veeery funny to you and/or your friends! Yahoooo! Let's take this Comedy up! People, put in your comedic jokes here!

Dororofan111

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#11733671Saturday, July 25, 2009 4:07 PM GMT

Okay okay, I'll start AS AN EXAMPLE! Hello people! There's an evil empire heading to...OH NoEZ!!!!! BUILDERMAN'S HOUSE!! ZOMG WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF ROBLOX IF HE'S DEAD?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I think this isn't so funny but, an example.

eap21997

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#11733925Saturday, July 25, 2009 4:13 PM GMT

I have a SUPAH ROCKET LAZAH LAUNCHER! *Shoots* *It fires out a pebble* ... STUPID PEBBLE! *Pebble Pwns me*

Dororofan111

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#11859086Monday, July 27, 2009 10:09 PM GMT

Robloxian 1:Cream Pie Robloxian 2:... Robloxian 1:Cream Pie Robloxian 2:??? Robloxian 1:Cream Pie Robloxian 2:...? Robloxian 1:Cream Pie Robloxian 2:Stop... Robloxian 1:Cream Pie Robloxian 2:Please, stop. Robloxian 1:Cream Pie Robloxian 2:Can you stop, please? Robloxian 1:Cream Pie Robloxian 2:Stop! Robloxian 1:Cream Pie Robloxian 2:STOP!! Robloxian 1:Cream Pie Robloxian 2:STOP SAYING CREAM PIE!!!! Robloxian 1:...Chicken Pie Robloxian 2:SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Robloxian 1:Chicken Pie Robloxian 2: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shoots shotgun* Robloxian 1:Impenetrable Pie Robloxian 2: Why won't you shut up?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! T.T

Lolor1234

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#11859266Monday, July 27, 2009 10:12 PM GMT

Hi (hahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah and ha)

Dororofan111

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#11859532Monday, July 27, 2009 10:17 PM GMT

Umm...Don't spam...And...That didn't make sense...Does that need to be funny? If it is... Haha...???

CoolCowChik

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#11859597Monday, July 27, 2009 10:18 PM GMT

skater:*skates tword old man* Old man:*is sitting on bench, looks sad* Skater: what's wrong? Old man: Nothing. Skater; wana talk about it? Old man: Ummmm, NO! Skater: come on, It will make you feel better Old man: Ok... Well, It's just that kids in your generation only do video games and skate board, you don't really appreciate the finer things in life... skater: *rolls eyes* Oh yeah the finer things like opera and theatre and stuff... Old man: no... the FINER things, like..... like...... *rumble rumble rumble.... BOOOOOM! He gets up and is hold ing flowers* FLOWAS!!! skater: 0_0 Old man: ...... procede......

KewlGuy3

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#11859969Monday, July 27, 2009 10:24 PM GMT

Robloxian1:EVERYBODY IN HERE IS A COMPLETE NOOB!!!!!!! Robloxian2:u called urself a noob -.- Robloxian1:oh

kaicy164

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#11859980Monday, July 27, 2009 10:25 PM GMT

Host: Now its time for.... YOOO MOMMAAAA!!!!!!!! Audience: *Cheers* Actor 1: Your Mommas so fat, that when she wore yellow and black, people were yellin' at her TAXI TAXI! Actor 2: Oh yea? Well your mommas so hairy that when she went to a star wars convention, people congradulated her on her Wookie outfit! Actor 1: Uh, huh... Well yo mammas so dumb, that when a student said that 2+2=fish, she said it was right! Actor 2: What? Yo mommas so fat, that when people went whale watching, they saw a whale and said; LOOK! YO MOMMA! Actor 1: Well, yo mommas so fat, that when those people saw another one, they said, LOOK, YO MOMMA! But they were wrong, cuz...cuz.... YO MOMMA CAME UP AND ATE THE WHALE! Actor 2: ............ Host: Looks like we have a winner! Come join us next week, same day, same time! Audience: Yay!!!!!!!!!

cloneguin

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#11860098Monday, July 27, 2009 10:27 PM GMT

Robloxian1: Hey,dude? Robloxian2:What? R1:Guess what? R2:What? R1:SEIZURELAZOR!!! R2:WTF??? *brightly colored rainbow lazor comes out of R1's mouth shoop-da-woop style* R2:*has a seizure*

Lolor1234

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#11860516Monday, July 27, 2009 10:33 PM GMT

Its time for the monkeys!!! Person in crowd 1: We dont know who the monkeys are!!! Stange person: There monkeys Person in crowd 1: Aaannnnnddddd.... stange person: there three of them Person in crowd 2: Why? Stange person: Because.... PIC 1: I dont get it!!! PIC 2: Nether do i!! Stange person: Just shut up and watch the show PIC 1: NEVER *leaves* PIC 2: Yeh what he said!!! *leaves Stange person: Wever *leaves and mugs the other guys*

Dororofan111

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#11860621Monday, July 27, 2009 10:35 PM GMT

Real Host: Well...That's it for YO MOMMA Insults! Here it's gonna be for the Random Comedy show!!! REAL audience: YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!! Baby: Baby says Wat. Father: Wat? Baby: WAAAAAAHHHH!!! Real Host: That's it for Random Comedy show! Let's continue with Comedy OMG! (Season 1) Y'all!!! REAL audience: Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noob: B00000000! U S|_|(|{! (Boo! You suck!) REAL audience: *Gasp* DIEEEEE NOOB!!!!!

jjtt11

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#11861792Monday, July 27, 2009 10:57 PM GMT

red soldire:hay blue joo suck blue soldire:NO U RS:NO U' BS:NO U RS:NO U BS:NO U RS:NO U BECUASE I HAS A LAZAR BS:(gulp) RS:IMA FIREIN MAH LAZARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BS:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (gets hit in the head with a rock) DOH RS: dat what wait i swear this fired a lazar (puts head in lazar fireing weapon) wth? lazar weapon:IMA FIREN MAH LAZAR (blows his face off) RS:X_X

KewlGuy3

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#11917564Tuesday, July 28, 2009 10:21 PM GMT

Commercial: BUY MY PRODUCT!!!!!!!!!! REASONS WHY U SHOULD BUY MY PRODUCT: 5:IT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD 4:I WILL BE WATCHING U 3:I KNOW WHERE U LIVE 2:I HAVE COOKIES 1:I WANT U DO SO CALL THIS NUMBER: xxx-xxx-xxxx

jjtt11

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#11917705Tuesday, July 28, 2009 10:25 PM GMT

RD1:HAY DUDE RD2:...hi RD1:HAY DUDE RD2:why wont you shut up? RD1:LOLWUT?

Dororofan111

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#11953850Wednesday, July 29, 2009 3:50 PM GMT

Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Robloxian 2: Who's saying that?! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Ronloxian 1: Me! Lol! Robloxian 2: Why?! Robloxian 1: Because you have camo-pants! Robloxian 2: So? Robloxian 1: Because that's for noobz! Robloxian 2: No it isn't!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!! *Shoopdaswoops Robloxian 1* Robloxian 1: XoX...N...O....O....B....X_X Robloxian 2: Oh I remembered something I could do to make ex-plode myself and you! Kamikaze! Robloxian 1 and 2:X.X Mario: Mama Mia! What-a happened here?! Weegee: Weegee? Mario: No! Weegee: Weegee. Mario: Hmmph! No! Weegee: Weegee? Mario: No I said! Weegee: Weegee! Mario: No! Shut up-a already! Weegee: Weegee...:(

Dororofan111

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#11964955Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:00 PM GMT

*Super Hero Music starts* It's the the Sparta team! Spartio: *farts* Dis iz mah powah! Farting! Spartia: *Burbs* Zis iz my power. BURBINGZ-X!!!! Sparta-Noob: tHiz iS maH P0WeR! Ta|_KinG lIKe a n0Ob!!!! Shparta: I don't have powaz. And that's the Sparta team! Real host: >.>...Awkward... Spartio: Kamikaze! Real host: Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! *The whole studio of Comedy OMG explodes*

Dororofan111

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#11965631Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:11 PM GMT

Real Host: What's that? Star: Star! Star! Real host: Starfy?! Star: No! Star! Star tar! Real host: ....???.... Noob: HEll0! Robloxian 1: OMG! STARFY!!!!!! Robloxian 2 and 3: OH gosh...IT'S STARFY!!!!! Star: NO! STAR!!!! STAR STAR TAR TAR STARY!!!!

NucearTorpedo001

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#11965922Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:16 PM GMT

Ok, I didn't laugh once. Lte me spice things up a tad. Robloxian: Hey, I'm bored. Advertisement: Then come to-- Robloxian: NO. Advertisement: ... ok.

Dororofan111

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#11983472Wednesday, July 29, 2009 11:37 PM GMT

Umm...Ok. My ideas are not the best of comedy duh! If at least some dudes with very funny jokes would've replied. So, take THAT NucearTorpedo! Ooo! You just gave me an idea! In Stage 1: NuclearTorpedo002: Hey! Whatcha doin'? Real host: Nothing. Just practicing my lines... Bonnitor882: Hi! Whatcha doin'? Real host: Umm...Nothing. Practicing my lines... Tumtim4: Hello. What're u doin'? Real host: Practicing my lines........*In mind* ???...Why are they asking me what I'm doing? Mommienono209: HEY!!! WHAT'SA U DOING?! Real host: Man! Why are people asking me the same thing?! Tooooomin: Hey What-a you... Real host: STOP SAYING THE SAME THING TO ME!!! T.T Tooooomin: Doin?... Real host: Why?!?!?! T.T In Stage 2: (Last stage. There are more but this is the last one.) Zombie actor 1: Hey. Director. How do we need to act? Like this?: Zombie 1: Bwaaa...IIIIII neeeeed braaaaaiiinnnssss.... Or like this?: Zombie 1: Braaaaaaaaaaaainss....BRAAAAAIIIINNNSSSS! Real host: It's real host...And I'm gonna change my nickname to Host. Host: That's better. Umm...Like the first one. Zombie actor 1: Okay. Zombie actor 2: Do I act like the first too? Host: No. Like the second. Zombie actor 2: Ok. Background character in the zombie movie at the start: I have a long nickname in the movie! Oh well. What do I do when I'm in the background? Host: Scream like this: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! OH NOEZZZZZ!!!! ZOMBIEZZZ!!!! Background character in the zombie movie at the start: Ok. Host: This is not so funny but...Well...It might not be funny to me...But it might be funny to some people...I don't know.

Zash77

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#11983807Wednesday, July 29, 2009 11:44 PM GMT

Let me tell you how to do things around here: Rick astley:Never gonna give you up never gonna...... Robloxia:This is sparta! (shoodawhoops) (stands near hole) Noob1:(stands near hole) Noob2:Sparta! (kicks into hole) Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down....... Me:No rick rolling! And: Stage 1: Dororofan111:Hey do you want to come to mah Place? 101010101010101010101 Everyone:Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shoop da whoops)

Blockbuilder1029

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#11983947Wednesday, July 29, 2009 11:47 PM GMT

yew momma's so fat, people exercise by climbing her. yew momma's so stupid, she stole free bread yew momma's so ugly, people put her face in dough to make sourdough i pwnz.

chickenpoppuddle

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#11983963Wednesday, July 29, 2009 11:48 PM GMT

Real Host:k plp lets get this show going Kid:daddy daddy give me some money Daddy:no Kid:Y daddy Daddy:because im out Kid: But daady i need upgrade for my laser Daddy:huh Kid:(grabs laser)GIVE NME MONEYY NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Daddy:(hands one million dollers Kid:thanks daddy Real host: that wasint funny Kid: yes it was (grabs laser with upgerade and shoots and building explodes) Real host:O.K. That was funny

jjtt11

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#11985691Thursday, July 30, 2009 12:19 AM GMT

smart noob:LIKE ZOMG I HAZ ATOMS JOO ONLY HAZ ELECTRONS?HNSDJDCGAFYUH robloxian:.....hey wait wares robloxian two? robloxian 2:(eating a donut in actors room) robloxian:....-_- (calls robloxian 2) robloxian 2:YELLO robloxian:will you please GET ON THE SET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! robloxian 2:AHHHH OOKOKOKOKDBNDHJD (runs to set trips falls on power line gets chockd expldoes along with the building) real host:(cough)ow.... (falls down fainted)

Dororofan111

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#11987830Thursday, July 30, 2009 12:53 AM GMT

So far so good! :D With this joke it'll reach page 2. I'm not saying it'll be funny but let's-a go! Host: Hey, chickenpoppuddle My name isn't real host anymore! It's just: "Host" Let's get Comedy OMG going! Opra: Alalalaha! Alalalapaha! Ala-kalalalapa!! Ala-na-alla!!! Nanananainia1eoananaohloa! Host: boo! That was boring! Let's get caramelldansen with Opra! Opra: Caramelldansen! :D Caramelldansen: .....................Doo~Doo~Doo~Do (Yeah-eah-eah-eah-h!) Vi undrar ar ni redo att vara med Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se Komigen... Vem som helst kan vara med (Vara med) Sa ror pa era fotter! Oa-a-a! Och vicka era hofter, O-la-la-la! Gor som vi. Till denna melodi! O-o-o-a!!!!! Dansa med oss! Klappa era hander! Gor som vi gor! Ta nagra steg at vanster! Lyssna och lar Missa inte chansen! Nu ar vi har med Caramelldansen! O-o-oa-oa... O-o-oa-oa... OH! O-o-oa-oa... O-o-oa-oa...OH! Det blir en sensation overallt forstas! Pa fester kommer alla att slappa loss! Komigen, Nu tar vi stegen om igen. O-O-oa-ao! Sa ror pa ear fotter Oa-a-a! Audinece: BOOO!!! YOU STINK!!!! Real audience: Get out of here, audience of noobs! Noobs: *Gulp* Host: Let's continue the song... Och vicka era hofter O-la-la-la! Gor som vi! Till denna melodi! Sa kom och, dansa me oss! Klappa era hander Gor som vi gor! T nagra steg at vanster, Lyssna och lar! Missa inte chansen! Mario: O...M...G...I LOVE THIS MUSIC! IT MIGHT BE THE THEME SONG OF MY MOST LATEST MARIO GAME!!!! Host: >.>' Nu ar vi har med! CARAMELLDANSEN! *The whole audience starts to dance caramelldansen* Noob 1, 2, 3 and 4: *Start dancing caramelldancen* Noob 5: I lUv DiS! WaaaH00000! *Starts dancing caramelldansen* Robloxian 1-10: We love it! *Start dancing caramelldansen* Host: Okay! No lirics from here! If you want to hear the music, read this while you hear the caramelldansen in Youtube! Now...Where did I put my self-banning hammer? Is this spam??? I just did this for comedy reasons...Please don't ban me! If you will I'll ban myself before you do it!