armatarJoin Date: 2013-12-14
Post Count: 250 |
Yo Mamma so fat not even Dora can Explore her. |
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xxChanelJoin Date: 2013-07-18
Post Count: 309 |
Yo momma so hairy, they shot "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. |
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Yo Mamma so Ugly, bob the Builder was like "I cant fix that". |
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PrestwickJoin Date: 2009-09-19
Post Count: 2900 |
yo mama so old the candles cost more than the cake |
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Yo mama's so silly, she thought the quadratic formula was (-b +/- sq(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2aM
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KingJackoJoin Date: 2008-06-20
Post Count: 3944 |
Yo mamma's so dumb, she cant think of a yo mamma joke |
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Yo mama so fat she left out the house wearing high heels and came back wearin flip flops |
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armatarJoin Date: 2013-12-14
Post Count: 250 |
[COMPLIMENT] Yo' Mamma so skinny she makes all the skinny people look fat. |
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xxChanelJoin Date: 2013-07-18
Post Count: 309 |
Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. |
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armatarJoin Date: 2013-12-14
Post Count: 250 |
Yo' Mamma so fat she doesn't need to go on the Internet cause' shes allready Worldwide. |
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xxChanelJoin Date: 2013-07-18
Post Count: 309 |
Yo momma so stupid, the doctor asked her her s*x (As in male or female) And she said Mondays, Tuesday and sometimes Wednesdays. |
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redIotusJoin Date: 2012-11-28
Post Count: 9849 |
Yo mommas so fat she had to get baptized at sea world. |
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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide |
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xxChanelJoin Date: 2013-07-18
Post Count: 309 |
Yo mommas so fat, she sat on my iPhone and made it the iPad. |
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svckdogJoin Date: 2012-06-22
Post Count: 4635 |
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Yo mama so fat she stepped in front of the tv and I missed 10 episodes |
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Yo momma so fat, when chuck norris roundhouse kicked her, chuck was sent recoiling back |
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Yo mamma so stupid, she sat on the TVC watching the couch
Yo mamma so fat, when she walked passed the TV I missed 3 Superbowls
Yo mamma so ugly, she makes blind kids cry |
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1. Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps!
2. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
3. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
4. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. |
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All your mommas are so dumb the pee'd their pants while they were in the bathroom. |
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Your momma fat when she weighed herself it showed here phone number.
im not good at this... |
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Yo mama's like a door bell, every one gets a turn
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Yo momma so momma she's yo momma |
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You ready for the best joke out of all of your jokes combined? Yo momma so fat, she's fat! Oooooooooooh! |
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shonclubJoin Date: 2009-09-05
Post Count: 1331 |
yo mama so ugly, slender man ran away |
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