So today my computer science teacher was walking around as per normal, shamelessly inciting corruption into the minds of my fellows, teaching them the horrors of Visual Basic. I, aghast, could no longer stand for such disrespect to my comrades; never again could such horror tarnish the pure minds of kin.
I donned my fedora, emblazoned with the logo C++ and shouted at my instructor, "Visual Basic is for scrubs! Only noobs use it! Use C!".
Shock and awe crept into the previously idle faces of the party; I had awaken their true desire to learn. We quickly stormed out of the classroom and informed the principle of our perils. Understandings, our com science teacher was fired on the spot.
In joy, we all tipped our fedoras, and brimming with euphoria declared as our oppressor left, "Use C u noob." |