so in other words NO. Oh, and by the way, "@MJA
WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST FLIPPING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU BIG MEANIE? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE TINY TOTS PROGRAM, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON THE GIRL'S BATHROOM, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED NOOGIES. I AM TRAINED IN NERF WARFARE AND I HAVE THE MOST GOLD STARS IN THE ENTIRE KINDERGARTEN CLASS. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER BUTTHEAD. I WILL BEAT YOU THE HECK UP WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY DANG WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT BALONEY TO ME ON THE GLOWY TYPE-BOX? THINK AGAIN, DOODIEHEAD. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF TEACHERS ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR PARENTS ARE BEING CALLED TO PICK YOU UP RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE SPANKING, JUNIOR. THE SPANKING THAT WIPES OUT THE DUMB LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR PLAYTIME. YOU'RE IN BIG DARN TROUBLE, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN WEDGIE YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED FARTFIGHTS, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES PTA AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR DORKY BOTTOM OFF THE FACE OF THE PLAYGROUND, YOU LITTLE POOPYPANTS. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT SERIOUS PUNISHMENTS YOUR LITTLE "SMARTYPANTS" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR GOSHDARNED TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU SILLY DOOFUS. I WILL SPRAY BOOGERS ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL CRY ABOUT IT. YOU'RE FRICKIN GROUNDED, BUTTMUNCH." Then.... ""@HD
WHAT THE DARN-DIDDILY-DOODILY DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE WITCHAROONEY? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT SPRINGFIELD BIBLE COLLEGE, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET MISSION TRIPS IN CAPITAL CITY, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED BAPTISMS. I AM TRAINED IN THE OLD TESTAMENT AND I’M THE TOP CONVERTER IN THE ENTIRE CHURCH MISSION GROUP. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER HEATHEN. I WILL CAST YOUR SINS OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE IN HEAVEN, MARK MY DIDDILY-IDDILLY WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT BLASPHEMY TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FRIENDARINO. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF EVANGELISTS ACROSS SPRINGFIELD AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED BY GOD RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGORINO. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE DIDDILY LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE OF SIN. YOU’RE GOING TO CHURCH, KIDDILY-WIDDILY. JESUS CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND HE CAN TURN YOU TO THE GOSPEL IN OVER INFINITY WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH HIS BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN PREACHING TO NONBELIEVERS, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE DANG- DIDDILY BIBLE COLLECTION OF THE SPRINGFIELD BIBLE COLLEGE AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR SINS AWAY OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU DIDDILY-DOO SATAN-WORSHIPPER. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT HOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU FROM THE HEAVENS, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR DARN-DIDDILY-FUNDGEAROO TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE CLEAN OF ALL YOUR SINS, YOU WIDDILLO-SKIDDILY NEIGHBORINO. I WILL SING HYMNS OF PRAISE ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN THE LOVE OF CHRIST. YOU’RE FARN-FOODILY- FLANK-FIDDILY REBORN, KIDDO-DIDDILY." For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son so that whoever believeth in him shall not persih but have everlasting life. For God did not send his son to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. -John 3:16-17 Hey, that whole post was condemming someone.
ALSO..... First you say you are a kindergartner, then you say you are a college graduate. As well as both of these posts from you are the same thing with the subject words changed to make it fit another topic. As well as, if you went on over 300 "secret missions" your life would be at stake if anyone ever found out. I'm more apt to believe you are just another kindergartner schoolyard wannabe troller. |