Make a funny timeline

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#134834177Thursday, May 22, 2014 8:09 PM GMT

2162- Thomas Edison invents the cardboard box, the greatest invention of mankind. Meanwhile a tornado named Sir Jackson Aire becomes president of Stormgaria. And all the tornadoes and hurricanes live in peace together finally.

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#134853707Friday, May 23, 2014 12:07 AM GMT

2163- All the countries in the world completely demolish all full-blooded Irishmen, with the help of Mercury and Venus. Meanwhile, Botswana, Suriname, and the New Aztec Empire join forces and create a massive nuclear missile to destroy all civilizations of allies of Ireland.

islandmaker2012

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#134854060Friday, May 23, 2014 12:12 AM GMT

2164-the most brilliant man alive, Danny Crava, invents a machine that can think for itself it calls the army and forges papers saying the man is a terrorist, Danny dies and his son learns of the machine, the machine knows this, and plots to kill Erwin Crava, Dannys son

Join Date: 2014-01-28
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#134858638Friday, May 23, 2014 1:09 AM GMT

2165: After hiding for the last 2 years, Paraguian Ireland female solider Emilia Ricasio decoded to fight back by bringing the army out of the only living part of the original Ireland, raiding all of the Ireland-haters, winning every single one, and then executes everybody. They replace Europe and Asia with Ireland.

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#134886658Friday, May 23, 2014 2:45 PM GMT

2166: Ireland gets bored with all of its power and revives the people they executed. They also form an alliance with Swaziland and Madagascar, trade the rest of the weapon stock for the next 3000 years they took from the future for golden wrenches, red blazers, and high-grade titanium and rainbow flashing helmets. They also help Indiana become an empire.

CosmicPigeon

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#134887342Friday, May 23, 2014 3:04 PM GMT

0000 BC: Your face died. :3

Archthious

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#134888154Friday, May 23, 2014 3:25 PM GMT

3000- All of mankind die due to hacks

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#134897345Friday, May 23, 2014 6:47 PM GMT

3001-Indiana bans The HAXORS, revving all of mankind. They join the Ireswazigascars and make is the Ireswazigascardianas.

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#134979683Saturday, May 24, 2014 5:38 PM GMT

2167- France, Britain, Peru, Denmark and Maine declare war on New Jersey, Quebec, Alberta, Paraguay, Suriname and Australia.

Robloxrobocitizen9

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#134979897Saturday, May 24, 2014 5:40 PM GMT

2168 - Everyone loves Cat food, and Dog food... And hate... Pizza?

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#134985260Saturday, May 24, 2014 6:42 PM GMT

2169- New Jersey and Quebec invade France and occupy it, Georgia(Former US state) annexes Denmark, Kosovo annexes evil Serbia. Paraguay and Australia invade Spain and Portugal and Suriname invades and takes over Norway. The war is over.

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#134985426Saturday, May 24, 2014 6:44 PM GMT

2170- New Jersey, Georgia, Quebec, Alberta, Paraguay, Suriname, Australia and California form United Axis Powers. Kosovo, Estonia, Livonia, Latvia, and Lithuania, and German-Polish Republic join the United Axis Powers 3 months later.

North1233

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#134995466Saturday, May 24, 2014 8:45 PM GMT

WARNING: VERY LONG POST INCOMING 2171- The planet with live gummy bears created a long time ago is discovered by humans and the gummy bears and humans go to war. The Great Gummy war of 2171 (The GG war) begins. Meanwhile, The United Nations and South Korea fight over who has the best soldiers. They argue so much the The Great Gummy war spreads to Earth and the gummy bears take over Earth. King Gummy XII makes all humans become slaves.

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#134995491Saturday, May 24, 2014 8:45 PM GMT

2171- Every single person of Irish descent is killed. Meanwhile, Suriname annexes the Carribean islands and Central America.

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#134995540Saturday, May 24, 2014 8:46 PM GMT

Scratch that. 2172 for that last post.

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#135087511Sunday, May 25, 2014 8:15 PM GMT

2173- Mr.DerpyMcFerpDeDerp forgot to derp this year and he dies. Derp is forever forgotten.

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#135089588Sunday, May 25, 2014 8:39 PM GMT

2174- Taking the place of Derp is Swag, which, so far, only Cambodia has.

North1233

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#135090839Sunday, May 25, 2014 8:54 PM GMT

2175- A random, Giant nuke (bigger than Earth) from another dimension comes to Earth's dimension. It appears in space. Sadly, The nuke is aimed toward earth. Humanity becomes threatened by the nuke.

joe23415

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#135094167Sunday, May 25, 2014 9:33 PM GMT

##### The nuke destroys the Earth, but I traveled back in time to 0 BC. ^ I wish I wasn't filtered

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#135096326Sunday, May 25, 2014 9:56 PM GMT

2177- Earth was never destroyed, and managed to change the nuke's course to Pluto because nobody cares about it.

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#135100882Sunday, May 25, 2014 10:51 PM GMT

2178: Due to a fake-ID spread throughout Ireland in 2170, many of Ireland survives the mass murder from 2172. The Ireswazigascardianas find out that Weirdman747 was the culprit due to a tip off from captured Latvians (that group of Latvians was real eased), and he was hanged. Meanwhile, the Irish hold the rest of the Latvians, the most powerful country in the United Axis Powers, captive, threaten the rest of the United Axis Powers, the United Axis Powers refuse to give the 28282 tons of fresh citrus they were waring about with the Irish, so Swaziland sinks all of the countries in it.