Drew23422Join Date: 2009-05-29
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>EAT DENNIS |
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>PUNCH DOORWAY
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You swing your mightily adventurous FIST towards the DOORWAY. Your FIST collides with the DOORWAY and merges into it like GOO. Suddenly, DENNIS grabs you, and says, "Way to go, Biscuitdoughhandsman!" Upon hearing this HORRIFYING STATEMENT, you realize that you are indeed made entirely out of BISCUIT DOUGH. Upon realizing this HORRIFYING FACT, you awaken from a NIGHTMARE.
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You find yourself in your BED.
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NyaonixJoin Date: 2012-07-07
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>LEAVE BED |
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>LEAVE BED
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You leave your BED. It felt rather uncomfortable anyway.
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Drew23422Join Date: 2009-05-29
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>EAT DENNIS |
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NyaonixJoin Date: 2012-07-07
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>EXAMINE ROOM |
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>EAT DENNIS
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Invalid command "DENNIS".
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Drew23422Join Date: 2009-05-29
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>GRAB SWORD AND STAB DENNIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE CHEST |
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Drew23422Join Date: 2009-05-29
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>DEFEAT BOSS BATTLE |
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Drew23422Join Date: 2009-05-29
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>ENTER DUNGEON |
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>GRAB SWORD AND STAB DENNIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE CHEST
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Invalid command "SWORD".
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one input at a time god calm down |
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Drew23422Join Date: 2009-05-29
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>PUNCH WALLS |
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>PUNCH WALLS
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What would make you so inclined to do that? No matter. You punch the nearest WALL. It kind of hurt.
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Drew23422Join Date: 2009-05-29
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>EAT HANDS |
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Drew23422Join Date: 2009-05-29
Post Count: 1395 |
>EAT HANDS |
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>Catch up story
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Invalid command "story".
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>say I want ya wall to be my lover |
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>say I want ya wall to be my lover
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You tell the WALL about how you feel towards it. It doesn't seem interested. You gotta get with its FRIENDS first.
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>go to friends of WALL
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You don't know where the WALL's FRIENDS are. You haven't even taken the time to look around the ROOM yet!
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>look around room
>search around room |
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