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evilboo10
#127833075Tuesday, March 11, 2014 9:31 PM GMT

You are a mass murderer, a complete maniacal psychopath who delights in chaos and destruction. You are currently in the back of a van, your associates driving you to some location. You have knives in your pockets, a bazooka next to you, and a pistol in your backpack. The location is a bank, where two of your associates are on the roof, turning off the security alarms. You each have mask to disguise yourself. Are you ready to begin the heist?
kattnisskid
#127833714Tuesday, March 11, 2014 9:38 PM GMT

Yes, I choose a blank porcelain mask that hides my face completely the only feature being the lips which are blood red. I take one of my knives and exit the van while slinging my backpack over one shoulder. I wait for signal that the alarms have been turned off.
evilboo10
#127834041Tuesday, March 11, 2014 9:42 PM GMT

A crack, meaning that the alarms had been turned off. You run into the bank, while one of your associates begin firing at the ceiling.
kattnisskid
#127834433Tuesday, March 11, 2014 9:45 PM GMT

I jump onto the nearest table and fire two shots into air, gaining the attention of everyone. "I'm feeling bored" I drawl "I want $20000 in ten minutes or he-" I say pointing my gun at a man on the floor "dies" To prove my point I suddenly shoot a woman by the door.
evilboo10
#127835036Tuesday, March 11, 2014 9:52 PM GMT

Suddenly, one of your associates is shot down by someone in the bank. Someone had concealed a shotgun under his desk, and was now firing it at your associates. You can dodge to the side and try to figure out a way to not get your head blown off, or you can quickly try to shoot him with your gun.
kattnisskid
#127835215Tuesday, March 11, 2014 9:54 PM GMT

Can I take my chances with throwing a knife at the fire alarm then shooting him?
evilboo10
#127842343Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:12 PM GMT

The man shoots the knife out of your hand, but runs out of rounds. You decide to shoot him, but it turns out that he had managed to phone the police before he begun attacking. The cops will show up in 10 minutes.
kattnisskid
#127843013Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:18 PM GMT

Can I send one of my men to take out the police, maybe getting himself killed in the process while I get away with the money?
evilboo10
#127843717Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:26 PM GMT

Yes, though do it quickly. Just then, the associate hacking into the vaults was killed by an electric surge that just went through the vault. The vault was open however, so you could steal the money and try to escape..
kattnisskid
#127843892Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:28 PM GMT

I grab as much money as I can, shoot another person for good measure before getting into the van. I tell my last hench man to step on it and fast.
evilboo10
#127844451Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:34 PM GMT

Just as you got in the van, the van was surrounded by police cars. There was a helicopter above, issuing for you to step out of the van with your hands up.
kattnisskid
#127844689Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:36 PM GMT

I smile and get out the van but don't put my hands up. It's time for some fun.
evilboo10
#127845256Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:42 PM GMT

(Fun prison scenario time) The cops step out of their cars, aiming their pistols at you just in case. You recognize one of your associates, disguises as an officer. You can let yourself be arrested so that he will provide your with a good breakout plan, or simply... try to run.
kattnisskid
#127885978Wednesday, March 12, 2014 3:53 PM GMT

Let myself get arrested, seeing they'll all die one way or another. Can I have a way of keeping my mask on my face?
evilboo10
#127895841Wednesday, March 12, 2014 6:47 PM GMT

They take off your mask and shove you into a cell with one of your associates. Fortunately, the associate disguised as a cop comes up to your cell, sticking a paper through one of the bars. [The Paper] 'Dial 2345611 with phone'. There was a cellphone attached to the piece of paper. You could dial the number and go through with the plan, or let yourself stay in jail...
kattnisskid
#127896447Wednesday, March 12, 2014 6:56 PM GMT

Dial it, there's no carpet in this cell.
evilboo10
#127897427Wednesday, March 12, 2014 7:10 PM GMT

Suddenly, one of the other inmates begins screaming, before collapsing to the ground. "MY STOMACH! MY STOMACH! AAAARGHHH!" The inmate yells, writhing in pain. Guards begin running over to check on the inmate. There was something beeping inside of his stomach. Then... BOOM! An explosion came from the man's stomach, killing the guards that were checking on him. The boom caused the power to go out... Your associate in disguised freed you from the cell, and snuck you out of the prison.
kattnisskid
#127899565Wednesday, March 12, 2014 7:37 PM GMT

Before I leave I take the time to write a calling card on the window in lipstick before getting into the car. What next?
evilboo10
#127923630Wednesday, March 12, 2014 11:53 PM GMT

You can do whatever you want. The police will probably send a city wide man hunt after you, so make sure you're not captured. Wanna rob a place? Or blow up something? Or maybe increase the amount of henchman you have?
kattnisskid
#127954503Thursday, March 13, 2014 7:06 AM GMT

Blow up something! Or maybe steal a priceless artefact!

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