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Does your life suck? yes? Well. A good friend of mine is threatening to kill himself! I need your Help! Can you become his friend and send a message saying Don't kill yourself! I need 50 of them in 2 weeks time or he'll kill himself! His name is GreatestAnthony1! Please help! I'm not even joking! He's been going on about it for weeks and weeks and he means he's going to kill himself. Without your help I can't save him! Please I am begging of you! As we speak he's picking out a lovely sharp knife! I am not even joking! I never joke about people dieing! Just please oh please Help me out! I am trying to save an innocent soul. He is hated by his parents! Also he has run away many of a times! I've tried talking to him! He won't listen!
If you are reading this please follow the
Instructions below!
1.Add GreatestAnthony1
2.Send him a message saying don't kill yourself!
3.Make sure 50 people do this
4.If not enough messages he will kill himself
5. if enough messages he will live
6.Feel proud of something that matters!
Posted on 27th March 2014. Makes sure Messages in by 10th April 2014!
If not He's dead. I will be taken to court to discuss the matter with the authorities and prove my moving point across the world! |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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Good thing you know how long we have to friend him until he'll take his life. I thought suicides were supposed to be unexpected or something like that? |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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The forum here is hostile and deadly. We're more likely to slit his throat for him than keep him alive, but either way he won;t commit suicide. Try somewhere where the trolls are NOT considered some of the leaders of the community.
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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And Mage, maybe he set up his suicide and came up with the way out of it, and told his friend in advance, because secretly he doesn't want to kill himself.
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SinthisJoin Date: 2009-10-22
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why is this here?
wait...
1 post.
it's not a scam guise!!! |
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IeningradJoin Date: 2012-09-16
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The forum here is hostile and deadly. We're more likely to slit his throat for him than keep him alive, but either way he won;t commit suicide. Try somewhere where the trolls are NOT considered some of the leaders of the community.[2] |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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And Mage, maybe he set up his suicide and came up with the way out of it, and told his friend in advance, because secretly he doesn't want to kill himself.
That's the only plausible explanation I can come up with as well. Regardless the cynic and suspicious part of me can't help but question this. The writing seems fake. Why would 50 (Exactly 50 too.) messages deter him? Maybe I'm a terrible person but I just can't buy this. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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Lizard, don't pretend you're innocent in this...
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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And Mage, he was hated by his parents, so he wants to feel liked. He probably just set a limit and stuck with it. I don't buy this either, but debating is quite fun.
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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Yep. Just read OP's profile. I can't believe anything she says anymore. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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Just reported OP's profile.
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IeningradJoin Date: 2012-09-16
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@Tim
What, did I twist his mind and make him supposedly 'commit suicide'? I'm just not understanding how 50 messages will change his mind. Anyway, I suspect this is a friend's account, whilst the actual person's account wants friends and tries to impress people with their friend's account. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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Read OP's profile.
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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While OP's profile has been deleted it at the time made extensive use of the word "Fuq" GreatestAnthony1's profile also uses the term. I'm 99% sure OP and this Anthony fellow are the same person. |
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John Marston up my butt |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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What's up with the fake Content deleted post friend? |
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That's what her profile says
John Marston up my butt |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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Oh yeah, I reported it. And nice siggy, WiFi.
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Thank you.
I love it, too.
John Marston up my butt |
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SinthisJoin Date: 2009-10-22
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Before she fake [Content Deleted]' her blurb, what did it say? |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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That's what her profile says
Oh. Hah. Indeed. It was some poorly written thing about Africa I think. It was hard to understand. |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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Before she fake [Content Deleted]' her blurb, what did it say?
It was the word "Fuq" written next to a bunch of random terms like Africa I believe. |
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SinthisJoin Date: 2009-10-22
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Doubt they were positive.
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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You'd think OP would be a bit concerned about her friend and would have actually responded to this. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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"give my fuqing life to some fuqing poor person in fuqing africa" and stuff like that.
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