SPORTS FORUM POWER RANKINGS

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#129440138Monday, March 31, 2014 3:22 AM GMT

HERE WE GO. CAPS LOCK ENGAGED. LET'S GET GIGGY WITH IT. FIRST CATEGORY: COMMISSIONERS 1. JIMBOBUCKY THIS GUY HAS RUN 2 OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL LEAGUES IN SPORTS FORUM HISTORY AND BARELY BEATS A SWEAT. HE EATS LEAGUES FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER TWICE A WEEK, AND THE REST OF THE TIME HE'S HUNGRY FOR MORE! TRULY AN INSPIRATION FOR COMMISSIONERS EVERYWHERE. 2. NOAH "NAMECHANGE" GILBERT TALK ABOUT THE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS, THIS TRUE BRO FLUNG HIMSELF INTO UNCHARTED TERRITORY: NON-SF LEAGUES, AND BROUGHT HOME THE GOLD! GILBERT IS ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE TO EVER SUCCESSFULLY RUN A NON-SF LEAGUE, AND HIS RHL IS NEAR RIVALING THE ONCE MIGHTY RNHL. BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE. 3. DEATHRANGE07 IF I TRIED TO COUNT THE NUMBER OF OBSCURE SPORTS THIS GUY HAS TRIED TO INCORPORATE INTO LEAGUES, I'D RUN OUT OF FINGERS IN ABOUT 10 LEAGUES, GIVE OR TAKE. HOW MANY OF THEM HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL IS UP TO YOU, BUT NUMBERS NEVER LIE, AND IF WE'RE PLAYING GOLF BASED ON HOW MANY LEAGUES YOU'VE RUN, THIS GUY'S LOSING BIG TIME. SECOND CATEGORY: SPORTS KNOWLEDGE 1. DONALD "BIG BRAIN" [last name omitted] HANDS DOWN THE MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE AND COHESIVE APPROACH TO STATISTICS ON THE FORUM. HE'S A COMPUTER WHIZ, HE'S A SPORTS NERD, HE WORKS OUT TO KID'S VIDEOS, WHAT MORE CAN THE LADIES WANT? EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE NFL, MLB, NHL, ETC ETC ETC!!! 2. TATOBERRY MAMA MIA! TOILETS OVERFLOW EVERYWHERE WITH THIS MAN'S WIT AND SIMPLE APPROACH TO SPORTS KNOWLEDGE. FROM THE HATERS GUIDES TO HIS OWN WORDPRESS, THIS GUY WRITES IT WELL. THIRD CATEGORY: QUITTERS 1. SIRHURRICANE HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE QUIT NOW? I LOST TRACK AT 10, ENOUGH SAID. 2. LORD MJO JESUS NEVER LEFT MY HEART, WHY SHOULD HE? 3. ZIM WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR BUDDY FROM THE BIG APPLE? TUNE IN TO ESPN NEXT TIME AS WE DOCUMENT THE LIFE AND DEATH OF RGIII

mjo123

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#129440296Monday, March 31, 2014 3:25 AM GMT

but im right here im the guardian of sf i only step in if theres a massive problem

notfirecakesalt

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#129440337Monday, March 31, 2014 3:25 AM GMT

TMZ SPECIAL REPORT MJO: GUARDIAN... OR ONLINE PREDATOR? DETAILS AT 11

nonrugsalt

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#129440345Monday, March 31, 2014 3:25 AM GMT

you werent here for the return of base lord mjo "texas was playing evil defense."-Me in 2010

Dejagah

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#129440347Monday, March 31, 2014 3:25 AM GMT

the number of times ive quit is 69. wow espn has done a horrible job. i must stick to b/r

CheeseyMacral

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#129440473Monday, March 31, 2014 3:27 AM GMT

honestly ben is a WAY better league owner than dumbo Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ.

notfirecakesalt

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#129440669Monday, March 31, 2014 3:29 AM GMT

FOR SPORTS KNOWLEDGE WE CAN'T FORGET 3. PEQUENO "MADNESS" BERRY WHAT'S HIS FAVORITE MONTH? MARCH, OBVIOUSLY, BUT YOU DIDN'T NEED ME TO TELL YOU THAT. HE'S OUR COMMISSIONER, HE'S OUR FRIEND, HE'S RUN THE MARCH MADNESS GROUP FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS AND HE'S CRAZY ABOUT HIS BADGERS (and stanford and uconn). IF YOU GOT A QUESTION ABOUT COLLEGE BASKETBALL, HERE'S YOUR GO-TO GUY.

jimbobucky

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#129440890Monday, March 31, 2014 3:33 AM GMT

Bens is probably #1. I have to say though my success with indoor soccer and the whole idea of an "intramural" hockey league give me a strong case. I REALLY gotta give it to bens though, he puts so much work into his league.