You will start your journey into the internet as a Level 1 Newbie.
You will start at Google.com. To navigate, and choose a faction, just type into the search box. Here are all the different Factions you can choose!:
GAMER
+INT ++DEX +SPD
This faction specializes in tasks of dexterity, skill and luck.
Most are unremarkable, however some have taken to Youtube, a large site where they post videos that provide positive status effects and inspiration.
Starting Moveset:
Pwn: This move severely reduces the HP of any member of the Newbie faction
Japanese Skill: This move only works on Japanese games, but posting a video of this to any site will give the watchers enchanced positive staus effects
MODERATOR
+++EVL ++MAG ++++BAN -INT
This faction specializes in Dark Magick and banning people.
This is an enemy NPC faction, but some report being able to join it.
Moveset:
Ban: This move allows the moderator to kick out a player from a forum. Although many players consider this move overpowered, you can counter this move with crafty social engineering.
Threadlock: Locks a thread to prevent further flame wars.
Thread delete: Deletes a thread.
FORUMER:
++INT +TRL +PWR +FLM
This faction specializes in posting interesting content and and entirely new class of moves, Trolling. They are mostly unremarkable.
Moveset:
Post: Takes one Mana. The Moderator faction may counter this with a ban
Troll: Takes two mana. Raises the ANGER stat of forumers around them.
Sub-Classes:
Flamewar Neutral Forumer:
+++INT ++PWR ++CLM(calmness)
This is an upgrade of the Forumer class. Most people consider these people white knights. But they're really neutral.
Moves:
Defend!: Defends the person who's currently being flamed. Passive ability.
Counter-argument: Argues with the flamers. Costs 1 mana.
Examples: Me, Zipo
BRONY:
++LOV -INT
This class specializes in Friendship powered Magic
This class is not universally loved...
MOVESET:
"Love and Tolerance":Starts a brony flamewar, reducing all non brony's HP
6 Elements: Uses the six elements of harmony to make more bronies
OTAKU:
+++JPN ++INT
This class specializes in Super Saiyan powers. Anime such as Bleach, Soul Eater, Death Note and DBZ give them more attack power
Moveset:
Watch Anime: Allows them to concentrate their power for a Super Saiyan attack
Super Saiyan: Gives them near invincibility and doubled attack power for 3 turns.
Sub-Classes:
Weaboo:
++JPN -INT +++++(!)WBO(weabooishness)
This is an upgrade of the Otaku class. They spam japanese stuff. They overuse desu.
Moves:
Desu: Spams desu. Costs 0.01 mana.
Example: Sonrick98
NECKBEARD:
++EVL +++MAG +++FLM -INT
This evil NPC class specializes in dark magic and religious flame wars.
They are henchmen of Candace, the final boss of the internet
These are all the factions that I know of.
The ultimate goal of the internet is to defeat Candace, the final boss at r/atheism.
Google.com is the start point. You will travel to other websites later.
Registration sheet:
Name: Randall Strider Cakebomb (that's my oc's new name)
Class: Flamewar Neutral Forumer
Level: 9001
Bio: He's a frequent OTer who surf the forums. He's neutral in most flamewars and also goes to C&G and S&I. |