IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02
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Irockz blinked. "lolwut?" he said, before 2 noobs in the same room as Tal forced Irockz's hands down. The conveyer continued its work and Irockz came out as a noob. "101VV1N." |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
P|_|5|-| |-|1|\/| AGA1|\|. |\/|A1<3 5|_|R3 |-|3 15 |\|00B11=31). BR1|\|G |\/|3 |\/|Y \/01C3 TRA|\|LAT0R. *noobs bring a voice translator that changes Tal's voice from 1337 to English* *noobs stuff Irockz in again and again until Irockz asks for tix*
(LOL tix not mercy. LOL) (Title is also translated)
You see Irockz. I want to make sure you are completely and utterly noobified. You are nothing more than a little weasel. You constantly bully me everyday. Ohforf giving orders. Lex thinking he is smarter than everyone. Alex thinking he is more awesomer than everyone. And I make all the weapons. WHERES MY RESPECT!?!?!? *stamps foot down on the ground* WHERE IS IT! I CONSTANTLY MAKE CRUD FOR YOU AND YOU DONT GIVE A SMITZIN OF RESPECT TO ME! ZIP! NADA! *plumps down on a chair, looking tired*
Noob: Master, you're blood pressure is rising.
Tal: Bring me a coke. NOW! *noob runs away scared* *gets up*
You better give me respect. I know your little Lucario brain can't be noobified. I want you to get Ohforf and BRING HIM HERE! Else, I WILL FIND YOUR CHILDHOOD GIRL! |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02
Post Count: 10205 |
Irockz blinked. "Why the hell would you want Julie?" he asked, although he sounded like a noob. "and it's not my fault I was infected by that shadow."
(it's in noob language, but I translated it) |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02
Post Count: 10205 |
(tal, did you post here? MyForums says you did.) |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
I want Julie. Because SHE IS MY GIRL! TAL SHOULD'VE HAD HER! JULIE CALLED HIM NAMES! Julie was a rude but purty girl. But only Cara could sympaize with him! WHY!!! *eyes turn blue* Irockz.....passw0rd (spelled rong cz) to lab....5522. Incase of possesi0n (spelled rong cz of rules) break glass! FIND JULIE AND KEEP HER....*eyes turn red* YOU MUST DIE IROCKZ! ONLY SYNIGA, ME! SHALL RULE ALL OF ROBLOXIA!!!!!! *trys to smite Irockz with ban hammer* *eyz blue* Irockz, don't hurt Syniga or me! Syniga will go down with me! GO!!! *eyes turn red permeantly* |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02
Post Count: 10205 |
Irockz crawled back. "SH11111111--" he started, hoaking his pocket for an un-noobification potion. |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
They're gone. My noob guards have stripped your pants off. Muhahahaha... Guards! Usher out Irockz and tell him that I have Julie, and if he dosen't get Ohforf, then Julie will pay...... |
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BG
"What is bloody going on with this thing? It says there is something going on at those coordinates but my bloody teleporter doesn't work at all due to a noob stamp-" I couldn't finish my sentence as a noob stampede just rushed by. "-ede." |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02
Post Count: 10205 |
Irockz was told this, pulling out a small coin. "k4m3n r1d3r!" he shouted. Instead, ohforf appeared, put in a kamen rider outfit. "... 0hf0r4, cm0n." he said, pulling off the helmet and returning to tal.
(my main goal? annoy tal to the extent he can't take noobyness anymore :P That'll take a while) |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
(We will see about that! >:) )
(Oh, I am Syniga. Not Tal.)
I see you have brought kamen rider....oh wait. thats Ohforf. You can have Julie back Irockz. GUARDS! *guards come with a bound and gagged woman and throw her into Irockz* *guards capture Ohforf and throw him into a jail cell*
Thank you for bringing my new little friend....Muhahahahaha!!! You are free to go Irockz and Julie. Never come back to save your friend.... |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02
Post Count: 10205 |
Irockz stopped. "w417! un00b1fy m3 f1r57!" |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
No! This is to remember me by. *throws a suppressor* Use this every 24 hours to relieve yourself of noobdom. Goodbye! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02
Post Count: 10205 |
Irockz smirked, catching it. He used it. "oh crud, did I just... what?" |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
Nothing lethal. Just relives your symptoms for a bit. |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02
Post Count: 10205 |
Irockz looked at Syniga. "who are you anyway?" |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
I am Arnoobas Boss and Lord! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02
Post Count: 10205 |
Irockz stumbled to his feet and put his hand on a m16 in a holster. "Then why did you unoobify me?" |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
I have not. I have releasted your symptoms for 24 hours. *Irockz fumbles for the gun* Syniga: *heavys voice* BAM! *pulls out finger gun and shoots Irockz across the screen* You no good. Bye now. |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02
Post Count: 10205 |
(lol garry's mod idiot box*
Irockz growled, before taking out a hacking device. Then Dr Breen came out and shouted "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!". Then Irockz shot him with the gravity gun and put him in the garry's mod universe. |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
(I KNOW! I WATCH THAT!)
*irockz walks up to Syniga* *Syniga has Dr Breen's head* *head grows*
Syniga: *dr breens VOICE! YAY* HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!! *computer monitor slams into Irockz head, almost killing him* |
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(a giant explosion is heard, everyone blacks otu for five seconds, when my veyron comes streaking through the hole in the roof, it lands on a gaurd and squishes him flat)
Me: Hasta la vista, baby.
(a minigun comes ou4t of the roof of my car, it starts shooting at the guards) |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
*watch says* ALERT! GUARDS ARE BEING DESTROYED!
Syniga: *curses* I'll deal with you later Irockz. *chains cross and snag Irockz, trapping him* *comes out to the car* Dogon, the most daring. YOU MUST DIE! *dogon shoots Syniga* *curses* DANG IT! HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!! *car is pelted to its doom with computer monitors* |
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BG
"PLEASE, NO MORE STAM-" I couldn't say anymore until a larger noob stampede stampeded over me for five hours. |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 3051 |
*quickly touches watch* Send third noob stampede. This time with elephant noobs. *BG is crushed* |
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