Why does Twilight pretend to have "werewolves" when they're call "shapeshifters"?? WRONG GENRE DUMMY! They're not werewolves, they're people who change into wolves! Oh, so scary. I'll go get my doggie-basket. You could easily trap them in there and they couldn't get out. Anyone who's read a REAL book like Call of the Wild would know that any competent human with a big stick can defeat a wolf!
What's next? Laser-shooting zombies? Medeival gunfights? Westerns with jetpacks?? Musicals without music??? |