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When I say, dodging a bullet. I don't the actual term of dodging bullets. What I mean is that I was about to get is some deep trouble, and I escaped that trouble "LIKE A BOSS"!
Before you read, this is a long story, I know. But just read the whole thing, it may be worth it to you.
Now, to tell you about how I dodged this bullet. I brought in a mad lib book to school today, because I wasn't doing very well in reading class. One of my "dirty minded" friends comes up to me and asks if he could fill in the blanks himself. I say, "sure." Big mistake I made. He filled in the blanks, and read it aloud to my friends. By hearing what he filled in the blanks, it was the most DISGUSTING mad lib I've ever heard. Our teacher, heard a certain word from the story, and came up to take my mad lib away. She red it, and asked us, "Why did you create such a despicable story?" The whole class looked at us. No one in my group would speak up. So I stood up.
Now this was the part where I dodged the bullet.
I told her that I've found the mad lib on the ground, and it looked so gross to me, that I wanted to show my friends how disgusting it was, and I would see if they believed it too.
As dumb as my excuse was, she believed it.
I just saved me and my friends from getting suspended. Well, the "dirty minded" friend is no longer our friend.
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Also, if anyone doesn't know what a "mad lib" is. Look it up. |
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Your dirty minded friend is the real boss here. All you did was make up a poor excuse. |
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I'm not good at lying to teachers. It's not my thing. But I did it for my friends. |
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D_SJoin Date: 2016-02-25
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uhm
wow what a big bullet
just wait until one of your friends decides to bring axe + a lighter to school and you just happen to be near them when they get caught fooling around with a home made flamethrower
-smf |
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You should tell us the story |
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D_SJoin Date: 2016-02-25
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but that was in grade 7
-smf |
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@firefeind1
Me and my friends are the not the violent ones. |
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rstvkedJoin Date: 2014-05-03
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tldr |
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I ripped out the story from the book, and threw it away. I don't remember all of it, but I know some. |
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I don't think it would be smart to put the story on the forums. |
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Why is it so bad, I make dirty mad libs then laugh and cry at myself |
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wait you would get suspended for a dirty story that's simply text?
are you in middle or private school? |
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CWRA0444Join Date: 2010-01-14
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that my friend is a lie |
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fun fact
she didnt believe you |
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wait why is your friend not your friend anymore
all he did was write it, it's not like he meant it to be heard by the teacher
+ people make disgusting mad libs all the time it's not some taboo act |
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OP is probably around 8
"wahh he said a bad word mommy" |
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Scared over bad words? OH MIDDLE SCHOOL. |
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AndroclusJoin Date: 2014-03-30
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op is 9
swiggity swoogity give me the booty |
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BazookaJoin Date: 2007-03-21
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Tell the teacher to stop being a prude. |
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you wouldnt get suspended for that either way...
Dolls of voodoo all stuck with pins, one for each of us and our sins. |
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