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And realized that you just stole something on accident
Or multiple things
One time I went to target to buy some stuff for my room
I walked out with a shopping cart, I forgot to pay or the stuff.
Like 4 posters, a lamp, some lego toys (lol) and some other stuff I forgot about
But yeah, right when I walked out of the entrance I thought to myself "oh crap what did I just do"
But no one stopped me
No one looked at me
I started freaking out, so I rolled the shopping cart over to my uncles car, loaded it up and we drove off.
What about you? |
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I want to know if anyone else has done this |
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hjo337Join Date: 2012-08-05
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tldr k |
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HeadmikiJoin Date: 2011-02-20
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ha! this is why i dont go shopping! |
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fireroo1Join Date: 2011-09-23
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I tried stealing a club penguin card when I was little |
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DystraJoin Date: 2012-12-11
Post Count: 9928 |
"I tried stealing a club penguin card when I was little"
"Tried"
What happened? |
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this happens me to me whenever i shop late at night
but i usually remember half way through the door and turn around while the guard rolls his eyes and thinks
'its that genius again'
♦͈̝̼̹̪̟̣̾T͇͖̻͓̱͍̅ͤͪ͗ͅH̩͎̘̗̝̀̾ͯ̈́̃E͈͕͓_̜̪̔́͊ͯ͛S̏ͨͫ͋͒T̞͊ͫÔ͉̪ͭ͐̃ͯ͐̾R̈͌ͫ̌͊M͙̜̲͙͎ͬ͐̓̌͐̄ͪ_̬͎̯̤̪̌͌̿̓̒̆Iͫͫ͆̿͋̊S̯͉̥͙̻͕͂̎ͬ_̺̩͗͑̆ͩͮ͛̚N̙̼̅Ė̃V̜̰͎͓̼͎̭̊͋ͣE͖͎̭͓̖̳R̭̩̙͉͖̦͖̔_̥͉̩̯̜̪̗̍̓̚O̮̤̺̮͙̺̣ͮ̃̈V͔̤̒̄ͬ̆ͧͧE͙̬̤̝̯̼͊͑ͅR̩̣ͭͬͮ͂̐♦̜̝͔ͥͬͤ̐ͪ |
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yuioppJoin Date: 2010-03-26
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whenever you TRY to steal something you fail
whenever you just forget to pay you always get away with it |
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can you stop making stories up for once
~ I'm still a ghost noob |
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BeebartJoin Date: 2013-06-02
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Once stole a triceratops from Jurassic Park. |
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100% legit can confirm saw it on news |
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well i robbed a bank
on gta |
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i tried to steal a club penguin card
until i realised it has to be activated at the till
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l3lamingoJoin Date: 2013-10-02
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I don't steal things :/ |
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fireroo1Join Date: 2011-09-23
Post Count: 6629 |
@dy, in eb games I tried to copy code. |
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henchArabJoin Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 11427 |
i shoplifted from a market in iraq
Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War - Add 5k. |
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
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I accidently stole a lot of chocolates :/ |
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EltorkJoin Date: 2009-03-11
Post Count: 13129 |
me and the bae chillin at home with no parents
we get flirty
she tells me she wants to do some stuff
i say "k"
go to the store
forgot my wallet at home
"need protection bro"
decide to get protection using my assassin creed skills
just stuff the medium sized trojans in my pocket and walk out
not even big enough but w/e
at home again satisfying bae
realize i might get hungry after this so i reach for my wallet while she does reverse
checks to see i have a $2 coupon for chicken wings at applebees
also realizes i had a couple extra large trojans stashed in there incase emergency
im a thief man |
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SildowJoin Date: 2008-08-25
Post Count: 1124 |
Travis..
"just stuff the medium sized trojans in my pocket and walk out
not even big enough but w/e
at home again satisfying bae
realize i might get hungry after this so i reach for my wallet while she does reverse"
[UNINTENDED BRAGGING INTENSIFIES] |
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