scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
You'll always die. Begin. You're name is jimmy, you just woke up and you're 15. |
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nightdumoJoin Date: 2011-10-01
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A knife comes through my window. Ouch! |
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and then my skeleton popped out |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
no i meant like, you post something and like you will die by what i say. so for example "You try not to die, you tried so hard, you're mind basically just bust" |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
A skeleton popped out, you were startled and hit your head really hard on the back wood. You died. |
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Adam602Join Date: 2008-07-26
Post Count: 5063 |
i become immune to dying |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
You try to find an immunity to dieing, you put some chemicals together and drank it, apparently you didn't read that they were toxic and you died 1 minute later due to heart malfunction. |
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OmigawdJoin Date: 2010-12-20
Post Count: 264 |
I'm god. |
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I was suddenly deathless
hello i'm swifttalon1 friend |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
You try to be god, you go outside to your pool and walk on water, you didnt know how to swim so you drowned. (jumped in the deep side) |
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i was deathless so i can't die you silly goose :^)
hello i'm swifttalon1 friend |
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i do nothing for the rest of my life to not die |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
You're suddenly deathless, you tell your friends that you are deathless, until you tripped on a sidewalk bump and pearced your brain with a spike |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
You do nothing for the rest of your life, you don't breathe. You died from enough air in your body. |
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I decide to float, so I don't trip. |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
from not enough air* |
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I don't die, and you can't say anything about it. The OP can't say anything to make me die, because it won't count. No matter how many tries, Jimmy will come back. |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
You decide to float in the air, you went into the mesosphere you're choking due to not having enough air. You eventually die due to little oxygen. |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
You try to not die, you fall down your flight of stairs and crack your neck making you die. |
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I come back to life, I don't TRY not to die, I WONT die. |
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i am a loser who worships doge. how do i die? a doge farts on my face?
inb4ilovemom |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
You play the game 'Dark Souls' you get mad at the game due to not being able to beat the boss. So, you threw water at your game console and you pick it up but, you're electrocuted. |
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scoutpkr5Join Date: 2010-11-08
Post Count: 1293 |
@Power you go downstairs not tripping, you're making some eggs, but a robber comes through the door shooting you first then your family
@1337 You try to go outside the front door to get some fresh air, you were so dumb you couldn't get past the door knob turning. You eventually try to headbutt the door. You died by cracking your cranium |
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