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People are stupid. How do I know? Well, they can’t figure out the long, twisting pipes under the sink. So they hire sweaty, fat, dirty and idiotic men to plumb for them. They're called plumbers. Not all plumbers are like this, just most of them.
There was one plumber who was different, he was a kind, caring OTer. This is his story
OT: THE MOVIE
Chapter Uno
Tornado: *fixes toilets*
Agent000: Are you done yet?
Tornadomario347: Almost, Mr. Triplezero
Agent: You can call me Agent
Tornado: I don’t much care how to address you, “sir”.
Agent: *mumbles* the nerve he has…
Tornado: All done, “Agent”
Agent: Thank you…haven’t I seen you from somewhere?
Tornado: Give me my damn money already…
Agent: *gives* I’m not tipping
Tornado: Do I look like I give a damn?
*walks out*
Agent: *shouting as tm347 walks out*
I’LL SCREW YOU ON ANGIE’S LIST
Tornado: *sigh*
[Later]
Tornado: *boards bus*
Bus driver: Good morning!
Tornado: It’s 11:00 PM
Bus driver: Aw…Someone’s got a case of the Mondays
Tornado: It’s Thurs…never mind
*sits down*
Program34: Hey Tornado,
Tornado: *plaintively* Hello Program
Program: Jesus? What happened to you?
Tornado: Bad day
Program: Isn’t that everyday
Tornado: Only since Roblodyne stock crashed
Program: I am sorry about that. We put our lives into Roblodyne stock
Tornado: Any other amazing stock tips for us?
Program: Shut the hell up…It was a human mistake
Tornado: I’ll say
Program: You aren’t human?
Tornado: You could say that
Program: *stands up*
Well excuse me, MR. PERFECT
Bus Driver: South Hampshire St. Please!
Program: This is my stop, meaniepants
Tornado: I have better things to do then listen to your idiotic insults
Program: Oh, Mr. Perfect, remind to give Tornado a call when he comes back
*gets off bus*
[Later]
Bus Driver: Hello passengers, we are having a bit of trouble with the engine, so
please sit down, we are on Turd Ferguson St., for your information
Tornado: Aw Hell naw
chapter deux
Tornado: *Walking to front of bus* HEY WHAT'S GOING ON?
Bus driver: We are having some unexpected engine trouble
*pounding on door*
Tornado: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Bus driver: I...I don't know!
*door of bus bursts*
*masked men walk in with weapons*
???: EVERYONE DOWN!
*bus driver is shot*
*screaming as many men enter the bus*
???: ALRIGHT, I WANT ALL MONEY RIGHT HERE ON THE PLATFORM
*opens ashtray on bus*
Tornado: Jesus! Where's Program when ya need him.
Tornado: *Drops cash in ashtray*
???: Not you, plumber boy.
*grabs tornado*
*bags head*
???: SLAYER! GET THE MEDS!
Tornado: *passes out*
[Later]
*in dark room*
*bag pulled off tornado's head*
???: Hello, Tornado, you might recognize me...
*pulls off mask*
Tornado: I don't, actually, please, introduce yourself.
???: My name is toiletsalts, that's NotInOurStar over there and in the corner is lightslayer1
Light: Hiya
Toilets: Shut the hell up, light
*turns to tornado*
Toilets: And we're offering you a position
Tornado: Do you always perform interviews this way?
Toilets: You're funny, we had a funny guy once, what was his name NIOS?
NIOS: Pokemonfan1997
Toilets: He's gone now, we made him
*snap*
Toilets: Disappear,
Tornado: *looks bored*
Toilets: Don't feel bad, the same won't happen to you if you stay out of trouble
NIOS: Will you take the job?
Tornado: MMMMMMMMMM NO
NIOS: We weren't exactly asking you, that would imply you had a choice
Tornado: Yeah, I don't exactly see why I have to comply
Toilets: That's fair, we won't hurt you, not physically, at least.
Tornado: I'm sorry?
Toilets: Nios, get the files
*is handed files*
Toilets: *holds up* Crime records, we've been watching you
Tornado: I don't know what that is
Toilets: *opens* Just today, we saw you steal a gold clock from a certain Agent000's house
Tornado: Oh yeah, that...um
Toilets: Back in May, we saw you take out a lovely elderly couple over a salary deprivation
Tornado: I blame John
Toilets: You've got skillz, is all we're saying, so you need to join us, or suffer the consequences
Tornado: Is there pay?
Toilets: Yes
Tornado: I'm in
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