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@HellSlayer523
1/10
very little signs. probably from a very long time ago, and your body has fought it off. good to see the self stabbings have been working out :)
@Randomnessu
5/10
we suspect the high rating due to your recent gender change. it says here many people still mistake you for being a girl.
here is the number for the plastic surgeon down the street. im sure he can make that face a bit more hairy
@GodOfAllNamesnipes
sorry about the confusion. there is a long line and many stupid patients.
it appears the nurse who took your blood accidentally hit your brains. we dont know how the needle got up there but we'll deal with that later because its the least of your problems.
charts say you're a 8/10. we have no known explanation of this so let me ask you a series of questions.
are your parents dead?
if so, are you batman?
how many dogs do I own?
do you often find yourself looking for SOs online
if yes, how often?
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@GoshiDoll
glad to see you're taking it well.
@starlilynight
yes, its very embarrasing. i understand. i can give you the numbers of a few surgeons who could take that off if you'd like?
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SachayojJoin Date: 2011-03-12
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omfgthankyousomuchomfgomfgomfg
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"5/10
we suspect the high rating due to your recent gender change. it says here many people still mistake you for being a girl.
here is the number for the plastic surgeon down the street. im sure he can make that face a bit more hairy"
Cool, I could live with being a dude. I'm going to get a beard and braid it and be a muscly dwarf, awwwwright. |
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@ePupIndustries
sorry about the wait, the fight between the horribly infected/trampstamped and the family history of oder, is making it hard for me to hear my patients.
there is not really any other way i can put this.
YOU'RE AND ODER
WE NEED A NURSE IN HERE, SHE IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS.
@OvalStarLight
DONT COME NEAR ME
I CAN SENSE IT ALREADY
YOUR HOOD IS NOT HIDING ANYTHING AND YOU KNOW IT!
there is nothing i can do for you
you're in stage 4 of oder
soon, you'll be wanting to meet whoever you've been talking to, irl.
please, give me their name so i can warn them
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@WyverIy
yes.
it seems the bleeding is going to block your eyes and come out through there.
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@Punisher
Trust me, man. I'm too much of a wimp to actually do that.
And I can't think of any names, anyway..
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@RedsteelRBX
tests say you're a clean 0/10
there does not seem to be any family history i'm aware of so it being in remission doesn't seem like a problem.
i'm going to need you to pe in this cup so i can test your digestive track
@violetrock1
i could sense it the moment i laid eyes on you. you're an oder, no tests are needed.
by the look of the rashes on your inner thighs, i'd say you're in phase 3. the person you talked to must have been very close to dying. would you please give me a name so i can send them a pm and tell them how much danger they're in?
if we do not take immediate medical treatment, you will progress into phase 4 which is terminal.
we're going to need a few tests. some require an internal test(will be done down the hall in the spare bedroom) and a few external, specifically of the rash.
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Osd3001Join Date: 2012-08-25
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Hey there.
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I think the scanner broke again
What you may see, is not what it looks like. |
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...Wait, doctor, I have just been informed that the place I had my gender change done was here. You do terrible work, doctor! Change me back! |
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Wait, wait, wait..
STAGE 4?
Oh.. oh god..
/i collapse to my knees
This can't be happening!
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@hacker1094
i noticed a twitch in your face when you walked in so i did a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) test on that.
it showed a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) contagious disea( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). we'll ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)stabbing( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)very painful( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
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@astrain1
hmmmmmm
4/10
seems to be a different strain(no pun intended) of oder, not for a person, but for a thing...
so long as this does not progress into different things such as putting a pencil in a pencil sharpened, or pulling the boat into the dock, you should be fine..
i understand this is embarrassing, but do you have any idea what could have been the cause of this?
@Osd3001
sorry about the wait, i had to inject myself with illegal substances.
also sorry to tell you this, but you have lung can- wait these aren't your charts hold on
alright, here are your charts. so the test came back well. a solid 2/10. compared to what you were a few months ago, i'd also guess the diarrhea went down a few weeks ago.
have any new symptoms appeared?
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@stalilynight
ok,
their name is dr.boring. you'll recognize them right away.
@ovalstarlight
please
there must be some name you can think of, any name that may have contributed to this.
hmmm. time is ticking
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@punisher
No new symptoms.
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@Punisher
No.. there aren't any names I can think of, honestly..
/i start crying
If there's nothing you can do to help, then kill me already..
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