Danny: *puts on camo sneakers* *phones girlfriend* Hay what's up?
(girlfriend is crying)
Girlfriend (over the phone): Baby, I've got to split up with you. It's the only way the bullies will stop bullying my friends, and me. I'm sorry baby!
Danny: No, I'll put a stop to those bullies, just you wait! *hangs up*
Next Danny is at the scene where the bullies are.
BullyNum1: Hey, idiot, leave ma' gal' alone, y'see, I'm kick ya butt if ya don't.
BullyNum2/3/4: *laughs heads off*
Danny: Shut the heck up, I've had enough of you four! *punches Bully1 in the face*
BullyNum2: You damn stupid swine, I've had enough of you ONE! *Beats Danny (me) up*
I'm just lying there, nobody there, I can't see... wha-?
Girlfriend: Baby! Help! Noooo!
Danny: *gets up so quick I fall down again and gets up properly this time* BABE NOOO!
My girlfriend has been stabbed to death... Those damn bullies are dead, I'm going to get them dead too... No. Wait, they'd put a murder charge on me...
Danny: "Well, first I've got to stop thinking horrible thoughts," I said. "Maybe I'll just have to live with it, and tell her parents what happened." |