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So basically what happened...I woke up one morning just like any other day. I was really hungry and I was running kind of late so for breakfast I had beans, broccoli and leftover chicken tacos that we had for dinner the night before. It tasted a bit strange but I ate it all rather quickly anyway since I was so hungry. Then for lunch I had a large egg/bacon burrito as well as some caesar salad. After lunch, I was in history class and my stomach started making loud, grumbling and whining noises. I was having extremely bad cramps, and I was sweating really bad. I asked the teacher to go, but he said no.
So anyway, I was sitting there, trying to think of some happy thoughts until class was over. Then I felt a large stabbing pain in my abdomen and before I knew it, I had crapped in my pants. A pestilent stench rose around my seat as diarrhea spilled out of my rectum. I felt the warm, wet diarrhea fill my underwear and it began dripping down my legs into my socks. My legs felt very slippery and to the point where my shorts were sliding down my legs. My underwear was so overwhelmed with the weight of the diarrhea that it dropped into my chair
I stood up and took my underwear, shorts and shoes off and tried to make it to the door. As I stood up, I let out a HUGE, deafening fart and poop came rocketing out of my butt. Diarrhea and loose poop had literally covered a good 1/5 of the classroom floor by this point. I stood at my desk for a good 2 minutes crapping myself. The smell was so bad that another guy ran over to the garbage can and threw up. Everyone began salvaging their belongings and moved to the very back of the classroom with their shirts over their noses.
I let out another huge fart and more poop spilled out. Chunks of poop spattered the desks behind me and covered a girl's knapsack and binder. Chunks of beans and chicken floated around in the massive puddle of brown diarrhea.
I felt a massive hot flash and my shirt was soaked from sweat so I took it off. I was bare naked by this point. I tried running over to the door and tripped on the floor as more diarrhea spilled out of my butt. My entire bottom half of my body was brown from the poop. I then left a muddy trail as I stumbled all the way to the door, still pooping myself. By this time, the teacher had called the nurse to come and get me.
I tried opening the door but I had no strength left so I collapsed to the floor. As my body slid down the door, a huge grumbling feeling occurred in my stomach. I then let out huge farts and more diarrhea came rocketing out of my body, covering the walls and all. Explosive diarrhea came out of my butt like fireworks, all over the desks and walls. Green chunks exploded out of my butt, then yellow, then brown, then green again and so on.
Nobody could evacuate the class because the floor in front of the door was covered in my diarrhea. I heard everybody laughing at me and I started crying. Even the teacher was laughing at me! The nurse came up and opened the door for me and helped me off the floor. As she helped me up, more diarrhea came out. It was all watery and multicolored, and it got all over the nurse as well. Other classes nearby had heard the racket so they opened up their doors and started making fun of me.
My mom couldn't pick me up from school because of work so I had to ride home in a cab, naked. My clothes were all dirty and there were no clothes that I could change into. I'm honestly really scared about going back to school tomorrow. Everybody is going to make fun of me. Is there still hope for me? I'm fairly new to this school, so does this pretty much thwart my chances of making friends and getting a girlfriend? Will girls like me after this? I really need to know. I am crying right now as I type this. Please help :((((((((((((( |
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It's July.
Why are you in school?
~failed troll attempt |
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KEVEKEV77Join Date: 2009-03-12
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XD funny fake story tho |
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FauxHawkeJoin Date: 2012-06-08
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Here, maybe this fixes your script:
print[[So basically what happened...I woke up one morning just like any other day. I was really hungry and I was running kind of late so for breakfast I had beans, broccoli and leftover chicken tacos that we had for dinner the night before. It tasted a bit strange but I ate it all rather quickly anyway since I was so hungry. Then for lunch I had a large egg/bacon burrito as well as some caesar salad. After lunch, I was in history class and my stomach started making loud, grumbling and whining noises. I was having extremely bad cramps, and I was sweating really bad. I asked the teacher to go, but he said no.
So anyway, I was sitting there, trying to think of some happy thoughts until class was over. Then I felt a large stabbing pain in my abdomen and before I knew it, I had crapped in my pants. A pestilent stench rose around my seat as diarrhea spilled out of my rectum. I felt the warm, wet diarrhea fill my underwear and it began dripping down my legs into my socks. My legs felt very slippery and to the point where my shorts were sliding down my legs. My underwear was so overwhelmed with the weight of the diarrhea that it dropped into my chair
I stood up and took my underwear, shorts and shoes off and tried to make it to the door. As I stood up, I let out a HUGE, deafening fart and poop came rocketing out of my butt. Diarrhea and loose poop had literally covered a good 1/5 of the classroom floor by this point. I stood at my desk for a good 2 minutes crapping myself. The smell was so bad that another guy ran over to the garbage can and threw up. Everyone began salvaging their belongings and moved to the very back of the classroom with their shirts over their noses.
I let out another huge fart and more poop spilled out. Chunks of poop spattered the desks behind me and covered a girl's knapsack and binder. Chunks of beans and chicken floated around in the massive puddle of brown diarrhea.
I felt a massive hot flash and my shirt was soaked from sweat so I took it off. I was bare naked by this point. I tried running over to the door and tripped on the floor as more diarrhea spilled out of my butt. My entire bottom half of my body was brown from the poop. I then left a muddy trail as I stumbled all the way to the door, still pooping myself. By this time, the teacher had called the nurse to come and get me.
I tried opening the door but I had no strength left so I collapsed to the floor. As my body slid down the door, a huge grumbling feeling occurred in my stomach. I then let out huge farts and more diarrhea came rocketing out of my body, covering the walls and all. Explosive diarrhea came out of my butt like fireworks, all over the desks and walls. Green chunks exploded out of my butt, then yellow, then brown, then green again and so on.
Nobody could evacuate the class because the floor in front of the door was covered in my diarrhea. I heard everybody laughing at me and I started crying. Even the teacher was laughing at me! The nurse came up and opened the door for me and helped me off the floor. As she helped me up, more diarrhea came out. It was all watery and multicolored, and it got all over the nurse as well. Other classes nearby had heard the racket so they opened up their doors and started making fun of me.
My mom couldn't pick me up from school because of work so I had to ride home in a cab, naked. My clothes were all dirty and there were no clothes that I could change into. I'm honestly really scared about going back to school tomorrow. Everybody is going to make fun of me. Is there still hope for me? I'm fairly new to this school, so does this pretty much thwart my chances of making friends and getting a girlfriend? Will girls like me after this? I really need to know. I am crying right now as I type this. Please help :(((((((((((((]]
You're welcome! |
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FauxHawkeJoin Date: 2012-06-08
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xD |
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YeahNickJoin Date: 2009-02-28
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Hey I thought I was the only one who had this experience before! |
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I don't think it is possible to be able to hold as much poo as you described. Following your story, you defecated at the very least, in 6 separate occasions. You said that you were really hungry in the morning so I'll assume you have an empty stomach.
So your breakfast intake would have looked something like this.
400g Beans - 400g is roughly how much is in a can
400g Tacos - We'll say that's how much you ate
100g Brocolli - No one in the right mind will eat 400g brocolli
Total of 900g in your stomach
During lunch your intake would have been similar
400g Burrito - Same amount as the taco
100g Salad - Sam amount as the brocolli
That is a total of 1,400g in your stomach, the point at which most people are satisfied. We will round that up to 1.5kg since you may have ate something during the day. The food intake to stool weight ratio is approximately 4:1, your body absorbs the food you eat, that is why you get fat and that is the purpose of eating. You end up with 375g left. Dividing 375 by 6 gives you a rounded figure of 63g. This means each time you had a movement, on average, only 63g came out which is not enough to cover 1/5ths of the classroom and for the mass to be able to pull clothing off yourself.
I wouldn't worry about it, it was probably just a nightmare. |
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@eug
You ruin the fun of a troll XD
It was fun reading logic after that though
Lol. |
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OakzaaJoin Date: 2014-04-11
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@ijustpoppedmyself1 not all countries have school holidays on july,even i am having school right now on july :/ |
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Wow, very interesting facts! |
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This story was a little funny. |
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I searched on google. Results;
414. That’s an error.
The requested URL /search... is too large to process. That’s all we know. |
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Ima_BearyJoin Date: 2008-05-04
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I usually don't have to go to school the next day when something like that happens to me.
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What exactly does this have to do with scripting? |
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LeztexTVJoin Date: 2012-01-05
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I tried not to laugh. It didn't work ah out. |
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I would argue that
1. Your parent would drop whatever she was doing to go and help you
2. Your school would supply you with clothes
3. You would recieve an ambulance for that issue
4. You would not have to go to school for a few months.
Also, don't eat burritos.
Bad idea.
I hate the LGBT. Those laser guided battle tanks are just too damn powerful. |
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