I was playing monopoly with my dad named "Muhammad" and I was on a killing streak passing goal like 100 times and mainly had every single city. But my luck started to fade away I grabbed a card and it said "Go to jail,lose all your property,and your money" I started to cry alot and my dad made fun of me and said ALLAHU AKBAR and I just sat their motionless in my own pain and suffering, then I heard my dad stop chanting ALLAHU AKBAR and I looked and it was shrek and he snapped my dads neck and he forcefully shoved onions in my mouth and I tried to hide my tears to impress shrek and he even shoved onions in my bummm I tried to please shrek anyway I can and didn't cry, and when the cops kicked open the door he said "It's all ogre now" and they took me to an insane asylum where I live most my days waiting for shrek to return.
Shrek is love...Shrek is life |