00: assassinated in the name of shortpinman
01: natural causes
02: heart attack
03: big boody judy
04: plane crash
05: killed from rebelling valor legion members
06: hit in the head by a boulder
07: hit by a car
08: apocalypse, gets shot
09: gets lost in the woods, dies
10: goes to war, dies on the fields
11: stroke
12: assassinated in the name of sleet clan
13: attacked by a lion
14: tries to rebel against the chinese in the name of valor legion and gets shot
15: mugged
16: hit by a train
17: suicide
18: peyton manning
19: believes he's immortal, jumps off a bridge and dies
20: struck by lightning
21: apocalypse, tries to run away from ricegirls but they get him
22: falls down stairs
23: trips off sears tower
24: attacked by a sea lion
25: attacked by a shark
26: drowning
27: killed by a jealous scorch who wants valor legion again
28: rekt by prag
29: od'ed too hard
30: chickens take over the world and kill him
31: assassinated in the name of Russia
32: rekt by a panda
33: falls of a cliff
34: tornado
35: hurricane
36: a big piece of hail clunks him in the noggin
37: ganged in a dark alley
38: in prison
39: tries to revolt against a small euro country in the name of valor legion but gets killed
40: assassinated in the name of roblox
41: buys mechanical wings that dont work once he jumps off a building
42: buys a faulty mechanical wiener that explodes
43: poisoned tea
44: a russian missle aimed for his head
45: a vicious LadyMoo shreds him apart
46: shrek comes alive and beats him up
47: apocalypse, killed by ricegirls and humans o.o
48: rekt by 2cool
49: dies for valor legion
50: in the salt mines
51: RAA OR DIE : chooses death
52: joined green gods
53: joined john's cobras
54: got ur jimmies rustled
55: you have a secret alter-ego that you transfer to and you "die"
56: school
57: the damned cops got you at USA
58: bakers
59: tenal codes you out of existance
60: by sword
61: by gun
62: by spear
63: by bow
64: by crossbow
65: by FALCON PUNCH
66: by FALCON KICK
67: by CARBINESSSSSSSSSSS
68: by shotgun
69: if you know what i mean
70: by pistol
71: by hammer
72: by javelin
73: got off the couch, too fat to support urself
74: opened a bag of lays, too much air, not enough food
75: by spartans
76: by romans
77: by germans
78: by americans
79: by europeans
80: by CANADIANS????
81: cared to death
82: posion
83: infection
84: nuked
85: bombed
86: shot
87: got demoted in vak, ultimate disrespect
88: i don't die, im immortal
89: got exiled from vak, ultimate ultimate disrespect
90: assassinated by vaktus in name of his immortal status
91: assasinated by VAK in name of vaktus
92: sent forever to forum in C&G
93: banland
94: admins assassinate you
95: terminator
96: Elite Wing assassinate you
97: VL members assassinate you
98: C&G kicks you out
99: You have a lower IQ than fernak |